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"Resurrection is for those who didn't get it right
The First Time...."
(The opening chords of "Solve Et Coagula" by Mudvayne is heard as the scene opens to a slow-motion view of the crowd inside of the Fleet Center in Boston, MA...The camera pans around until at the top of the rampway is seen a huge band setup, and we see the four faces of Mudvayne playing live.....As the vocals kick in the camera cut to a closer view of the band, full speed....)
Ch�d: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The camera pulls back a little to view the whole band, the crowd off the wall with excitement....)
Ch�d: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The scene cuts to show past events in time with the music.....)
Ch�d: I dissolve and solidify, Destroy to recreate,
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(Cut to March 29th, Joseph points a finger at Deadman from the other side of the ring as the officials slowly back off. Just as they do, Joseph seizes the moment and charges at Deadman, leaping over the crowd of officials and onto Deadman in the corner throwing right hands.)
Jason: JOSEPH EXPLODES INTO THE CORNER!!!!
Sara: Listen to this crowd!!!
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Ch�d: Disassemble to assemble something pure,
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Jason: These officials are having a heck of a time restraining Joseph!
Sara: Wait a minute!!!
(Suddenly both Joseph and Deadman as a team, plow through the officials and clear the ring as the crowd starts to chant, "LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!")
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Ch�d: Our rubic sol-ve-et-co-ag-u-la...Kill to be born again, cycled a thousand times
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(Joseph charges towards the ropes and like a caged animal, stands on the second rope with his left arm supporting his weight on the top and his right pointing at Deadman who smiles and backs up the ramp with the crowd booing.)
Jason: Man oh man! What's going to happen next week!?
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Fire, planetary alchemy,
(Scene cuts to show Predator delivering a serious Drop Shot...)
Fire, the time is here now
(Scene cuts to show Carl Knox snapping into the Sharpshooter....)
Fire, four corners to rise
(Scene cuts to show Deadman, breathing heavily, standing over an opponent, the Heavyweight Title in one hand...)
Fire rise!
(Scene cuts to show Blackbird 13 nailing the Last Flight....)
Fire, there's always loss within,
(Scene cuts to show Harbinger locking in the Foreshadowing Redux....)
Fire, the cleansing it's time
(Scene cuts to show The Omen drilling someone through the mat with The Final Breath...)
Fire, shooting arrows to the sky
(Scene cuts to show Abark decking Blackbird 13 and Predator in the mouth with the brass knuckles....then smirking into the camera....)
FIRE!!!!!
(The scene comes back live to the Fleet Center and Mudvayne still playing.....)
Ch�d: I construct a new institution
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(Abark turns his back boldly to Thanatos and Deadman and walks towards the center of the ring before turning back around to look at them once again...)
Abark: You see, I don't blame Simon, or Pagan....I....Blame....YOU.....
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Ch�d: Not out of bricks, iron, cement, concrete or steel
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(Abark is chuckling as he drops the Brass Knuckles on Blackbird and starts up the rampway, his mic in hand....He stops halfway up the rampway....)
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Ch�d: Our rubic sol-ve-et-co-ag-u-la...Distill to purify, We've done it a thousand times!!!!!!!!!!
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Abark: IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL EVERYONE'S HURT!! DESTORY TO PURIFY! DESTROY TO RECREATE! NOW IS THE NEW BEGINING...NOW IS THE NEW REBIRTH!!!
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Fire, planetary alchemy,
(Scene cuts to show Prince Muhammed with the Royal Pain....)
Fire, the time is here now
(Scene cuts to show Simon Tyrell / Nightstalker with the One Minute Silence....)
Fire, four corners to rise
(Scene cuts to show Thanatos nailing someone with Gates Of Hades...)
Fire rise!
(Scene cuts to show Thanatos locking in the Eternal Damnation...)
Fire, there's always loss within,
(Scene cuts to show The Strip locking in the Dragon Sleeper....)
Fire, the cleansing it's time
(Scene cuts to show American Hero with Nigara Falls...)
Fire, shooting arrows to the sky
(Scene cuts to show Death Jester delivering the Punch Line...)
FIRE!!!!
(The scene comes back to the band on stage.....)
Burn, bleed all the lives of life,
ascend to the sky
Burn, all the martyrs
Burn, bleed all the lives of life,
ascend to the sky
Jason: Good evening ladies and Gentlemen and Welcome to Rebirth III, we are coming at you Live from the sold out Fleet Center, in beautiful Boston, Massachusetts. I am "Lean Mean" Jason Barret, and Sitting along side me are my fellow commentators "2 Hung" Brian Johnson, and the ever lovely "Sexy" Sara Ann. And kicking off the night and I would like to thank the fans both here in the fleet center and the millions of New England wrestling fans that are in their homes all over the world joining us here live on Pay per view. Also For those of you who are not in the know you are listening to "Solve Et Coagula" by Mudvayne off of their album The End Of All Things To Come, and it is the official them song of Rebirth.
Sara: Wow this song is hot, I love this album, and Mudvayne has to be my favorite band of all time, I brought my copy from home, and I hope I can get one of those hunks to sign it for me after the show........
Jason: OK then ...Well folks here we are and what a night it is going to be, tonight�s event promises to be outstanding, I had a little time to join some of the men and woman that work here back stage earlier today and let me tell you the atmosphere is electric, I have not seen so much pent up aggression and anger in all my days and it's going to explode here tonight, no two ways about it.
Brian: Normally I don�t agree with you on anything but I have to say for once Jason you are right on the money.
Jason: Well thank you Brian, Now ladies and gentle man kicking off the nights events we have a tag team match up that is sure to be no less than explosive. The Omen & Prince Muhammed, square off against Carl Knox and N.E.W New Comer Genesis...With Simon Tyrell taking on everyone solo.....I think that this match will set the........
(A driving guitar is heard for a few moments before a voice is heard....)
(As the song continues Abark comes out from behind the curtain to a barrage of boo's...)
(Abark reaches the ring and slowly makes his way to the far corner, smirking at the crowd....)
Brian: What the Hell?
Jason: It�s Abark! Abark is here!
Brian: Well thank you very much for stating the obvious. I can see that he is here.....I just want to know why he is here, we have a match to get started and he is coming down to ring side, which makes no sense at all because he is not involved in this match.
Sara: Well Duuu Jason I mean it is his company...
Brian. I know that but....
Jason: Will you two settle down so we can all hear what he has to say?
Jason: Oh give me a break!!!
(Abark climbs into the ring as his music starts to fade to nothingness....Abark has to pause for several moments before the boo-ing of the crowd calms down enough for Abark to begin speaking......)
Abark: Thankyou, thankyou everyone, it feels so great to be home....
(The crowd boo's again, but Abark is oblivious....)
Abark: I want to welcome everyone to _my_ creation, REBIRTH.....As you notice this is N.E.W.'s fifth year, and only our third Rebirth show...How could this be? Because for the last two years I had to sit back and watch Cody run my creation into the ground....(The crowd boo's at what they feel are blatant lies...).....I sat back and watched guys like Thanatos, Brett Logan, and Deadman drag the N.E.W. through the mud...And more recently American Hero, The Omen, The Strip, and Predator are continuing in the tradition....
(Abark pauses to pace in the ring for a moment....the crowds reaction is much the same as it was for everything else he's said yet....)
Abark: Now I just want to touch breifly on the roster of N.E.W.....Kinda word association....I'll start at the top..(Holding his hand about eye level....)...and go down to the bottom...(holding his hand about crotch level...)
Abark: American Hero is a hack, Blackbird 13 is washed up, Carl Knox is a joke, Deadman is overrated, Death Jester is one of the only redeeming factors on the roster, Genesis has yet to impress me, and by the way Genesis, Brett Logan called, he wants his finisher back......Ha! Harbinger and Joseph Rival are losers, The Omen and Predator are crapy horror movie ripoffs, Prince Muhammed should leave again and stay hone.....Simon aka Nightstalker aka get some fucking therapy...The Strip should win some money in Vegas and buy a clue....And Thanatos...Do I even need to say anything about Thanatos?
(The crowd now, and all along, are livid at Abark....A few empty cups and other debris begins falling in the ring...Abark again continues, oblivious, believing the crowd agrees with him....)
Abark: Tonight I have several surprised for you all....Hopefull you'll be excited as I am....Because I know-.....
(A loud scratching noise much like a needle being dragged across a record interrupts Abark mid sentence. And Woke up this morning By Alabama Five begins to play. AS the crowd begins to buzz with excitement some boo and others cheer but every one in the fleet center is on there feet.)
Brian: Oh, not this guy again.....
Sara: Oh yeahhhh, it has got to be him, it has to be......
(Woke up this morning continues to play and slowly fades out as a loud voice hits the loudspeakers. )
Voice: Hello Boston.........Hello N.E.W.... and Hello Abark.....
(Abark looks around, startled by the intrusion. Slowly A figure steps from behind the curtain it is Harley "The Hammer" Clarkson. )
Harley: What no cigars...?? No champagne?? No party?? ...I mean Christ Abark, you come out here and shoot off your mouth about how this is a Rebirth of some sort.. About how you have all these BIG surprises planed, what... I am not a big enough surprise for you? Oh no, by the look on that face, I get the feeling you are not happy to see me....?
Abark: Happy to see you? I'm just wondering why you don't have a mop and a bucket.....If you're here, I certainly hope it's for the maintenance crew, because I certainly don't remember sending you and invitation....Diamond Mine certainly didn't...And last I heard you pissed off Cody so badly he kicked you out, never mind invite you back....So unless you got an invite from someone on the staff, you can take yourself right back through that curtain and stop darkening my doorstep.....
Harley: Oh Abark, after all we have been through together, does this mean we are not friends anymore? I mean if I thought you were not my friend, I could hardly bear it...You know, you have been gone for a long time, and I can understand....you know with all the rumors going around about where you have been, and what you have been doing. Tell me, how did that surgery go anyway? I hear they have made great strides with those penal implants.....
(The crowd erupts into laughter as Abark glares about at the crowd then back to The Hammer; Abark points a finger at The Hammer...)
Abark: Don't even start with me as far as "where I've been"....I've been sitting back enjoying life, living off revenue from the N.E.W.....Then when I noticed my bank account wasn't growing as fast as it used to I knew I had to come back and save the N.E.W. from people like Cody....
Harley: Hey there, hold on micro-nuts, I don�t want to here your life story, I don�t care what brought you back...and as far as sitting back enjoying the good life, If I were you I would have gotten off your fat ass and hit a stair master....It looks like the shadow of your ass must weigh about a buck fiffty...
(Harley takes a moment to let the crowd laugh awhile...Abark is seething....)
Harley: But it is interesting that you should mention Cody, you see whilst you were up in where-ever-the-hell-you-were, stuffing your fat face, Cody made a big mistake. 1st he pissed me off, and than he made a bigger mistake, he allowed me to get a position of power here in the N.E.W.....You see, I am Vice President of this here company and as far as him forcing me out, well that�s just another case of you running your mouth and not knowing what the hell you are talking about....
(Harley starts to make his way down the ramp. )
Harley: You see, when I left a lot of shit was going down, and I let it go. I figured it was not worth the grief, I wasn't happy, so I let them think they fired me....But when I heard you came back? There was no way I was going to sit in my home and let you destroy what I helped rebuild after you took off and left us high and dry. So I am back, and I am here to stay.......And there is not a damn thing you can do or say about it.
(Harley continues down the ramp.)
Abark: Nothing I can say about it?? NOTHING I CAN SAY ABOUT IT?? How about this...Get lost! Get out of my arena, get out of my federation!!!!! And as for me being fat.....I'm well within the healthy weight limit for my height, thank-you-very-much...:
(Abark says with a smug smile.)
Harley: Oh, Oh, No. You are going to fire me...oh no, my master planed foiled...........Oh no, wait...what is it I have in my pocket? Let me see......
(Harley takes out a stack of papers from his back pocket....)
Harley: Oh...it is the N.E.W Rules and Regulations.... Don�t look so shocked, I know I may seem like a dumbass to a big shot like you, but you don�t get where I am without knowing a thing or two. You see Cody never had the right to fire me, and nether do you. If I were just some wrestler that would be one thing, but as Vice president it takes three things to get rid of me.....Your vote....Cody's vote........and the entire board of directors majority vote......and I have spoke with the board and they want me here.......and as far as I know Cody has no say at this time.....And that just leaves you.....So AS I SAID......I am back, I am in power, and you are just going to have to deal with it!
(The crowd begins to go berserk, cheering and yelling, the noise level gets to be so intense it seems as if the roof may be blown off of the Fleet Center at any moment. Harley has finally made it to ring side and begins to ascend the ring steps, stopping a moment he wipes his feet before entering. )
(Harley walks over to Abark, who is obviously not happy with the situation, and stares him in the face. The two men stand there for a few seconds sizing each other up. )
Jason: Ladies and gentlemen, I can not believe what I am seeing, we all knew tonight was going to be big, but I don't think anyone could have foreseen this......
Sexy Sara: Well Abark did call this a Rebirth, and this is defiantly a Rebirth....The return of "The Hammer" and the restart of a very old feud...
Brian: Rebirth...with a scumbag like Harley in the ring it is more like afterbirth...
Sara: Ooooh yuck, Brian, could you get any grosser?
Brian: Yes...
(The camera pans back to the ring as Harley lifts up his mic.)
Harley: Come on Big man. Mr. I-Run-Things...You talked about your plans, but you never planned on me, so come on deal with me.......if you can...
(Abark stands in silence, the wheels of thought churning in his head. Suddenly, Abark begins to smile broadly, slowly he raises his microphone and begins to speak.)
Abark: Okay Harley, I'll deal with it....I'll deal with it the best way I know how....as you know I am in charge of what matches happen when, and seeing how you are not only a staff member, but also an active wrestler...You just wait and see where that takes you....(Abark gets real close to Harley now....face to face....) You'll see real quick that it gets you nowhere you want to be, and fast....Because tonight you're going to have a match....it's going to be you.....against yours truly.....and it----starts----NOW.
(Abark drops his microphone and delivers a quick right hand into the head of Harley, the blow catches Harley off guard and he reels back, Abark turns to the timekeeper and motions for him to ring the bell. The bell sounds as a referee runs down the ramp and enters the ring. )
Jason: What the hell? What kind of crap is Abark pulling? That was just an out and out cheap shot!!!
Brian: It's better that a dirt bag like Harley deserves, I mean if I were Abark I would be worried about what sort of diseases I could catch just by toughing Harley. I mean he did hookup SaraAnne after all......
Sara: Hey!!!!!
Jason: Harley now regains his composer and begins to fire off a barrage of lefts and rights of his own, and it looks like Abark is taking a terrible amount of abuse!
Brian: Oh shut up Jason, you aren't a frog and I'm not a rabbit so lets not leap ahead of ourselves, ok? A great man like Abark knows how to deal with a slime ball like Harley.
Jason: Oh.. You may be right as Abark just delivered a punishing kick to Harley that sent Harley crashing to the ground. Abark now on the offensive, he's kicking Harley in the stomach and chest.....Oh that�s sportsmanship. What kind of mess is this? This is not a no holds barred match, where are the rules in this match?
Brian: You have heard the golden rulem have you not? Who ever has the gold makes the rules, and when it comes to Abark, he is the 24kt bad ass.
Sara: I think the concession stand has fresh baked buns, Brian, you want to go up there and kiss those too??
Brain: I would kiss a dogs butt if it meant not kissing you...
Jason: Harley now back to his feet and he and Abark are exchanging lefts and rights, they are volleying blows back and forth to the point I do not know if I am calling a fight or a tennis match.
Sara: Oh my god, Abark ducked that last blow and delivered a spear directly to the gut of Harley that has sent him through the ropes and crashing to the ground.
Brain: Good...thats how you win matches, and that�s why Abark is the boss.
Jason: Abark now gloating a bit as Diamond Joe begins to count Harley out.
Diamond Joe: 1..2.....
Sara: Come on Harley get back in the ring!!
Diamond Joe: 4.....5...
(Harley gets back up to his feet and begins to climb into the ring. )
Jason: What is Abark up to??
Brian: What? I don�t see anything...
Sara: He is removing the turnbuckle padding!!!!
Brian: What? I don't see that.....What match are you watching..?
Jason: I think she is watching the match, and you are to busy trying to get a raise to objectively commentate.
Brain: Hey I am a complete professional.
Sara & Jason: Right.
Jason: Harley back into the ring, and Diamond Joe I think has just noticed what Abark has been up to. He is giving Abark a stern warning as Abark tries to play innocent.
Sara: Harley motions for Abark to come to him as Diamond Joe puts the turnbuckle padding back on....
Jason: Ok this match is back on, but wait Abark has just reached into his pants. Now Abark has thrown something at Harley, and...............what the hell??? Abark fell down. He just flopped over Harley did not even touch him and he just fell over clutching his head!!!!! Diamond Joe turning around.....accesses the situation.............what the hell is going on here??? Diamond Joe is calling for the Bell!!!!
Sara: Whats going on? What did Abark throw at Harley? Why is Diamond Joe calling for the Bell?
Jason: I am not sure.
Brian: Again what match are you guys calling I did not see anything get thrown and it is obvious, Abark has won.
Diamond Joe: This match has been called on the count of a disqualification, and your winner is Abark!!!!
Jason: What the..? Abark set up Clarkson! He made the Ref think he hit him!
(Diamond Joe helps Abark to his feet and raises Abark�s hand into the air. Harley looks around obviously shocked as to the events that have taken place. The crowd begins to shout and jeer as Abark gloats with Diamond Joe holding his hand up in victory. Slowly Harley realizes what has happed and staring down at the mat he bends over and pick up the brass knuckles. )
Jason: Oh god.. no Harley don�t do it.......Nooo!!!!!
(Harley slips the knuckles onto his hands and lunges forward placing a firm shoot into the base of Abark�s back sending him crashing to the ground. )
Brain: What a cheap shot!!!! It was not bad enough he used those brass knuckles once but now Harley shows what a spoiled sport he is and uses the a second time this time when Abark�s back was turned!!!
(Security begins to rush the ring, separating Harley from Abark and escorting Harley out of the ring.)
Jason: Friends I..... I am at a loss. I knew tonight was going to be big but this is huge, there are no words to express my feelings on what has happened her tonight.. I ..I am jus at a loss.....
Brian: Oh boo hoo, the gutter trash lost, the better man won, get over it......Now folks.....we are now ready to begin our next match that we spoke of earlier tonight. Our tag team match is coming up next.
