June 16, 2003:

UGW T.V-Show 3

Team Hell made their way to the ring, looking very angry about being attacked from behind, and Martin almost getting his face put through the window of King Harv's car. King Harv stated that he was not impressed with the cheap shot, and that No Respect would pay for it in singles matchups later that night. Kelly would have to face King Harv, while Hotshot Joe would face Martin. Harv also mentioned a 3 way dance for the Mexican Title between current champ Bojack, who would face Na Nin and Goliath in a first pin wins match. Finally, King Harv announced that since Bonar and Akira would fight in the main event for the UGW Heavyweight Title, then that left only two wrestlers left. The Pope would defend his T.V Title against Fuel. Team Hell seemed to be making a big joke out of all the matches, and seemed pretty sure that they would come out on top at the end of the night.

Match 1- Na Nin vs Goliath vs Bojack (Mexican Title Match): The match started even before all three competitors were in the ring as Nanin and Goliath colided while Bojack was still on his way to the ring. Goliath used the Mexican Title belt as a weapon against Na Nin. Bojack jumped out of the tree that he usually fell out of, and speared both Na Nin and Goliath. The rest of the match was a classic back and forth Mexican Title match as they all used a large arsenal of moves. We saw the always hilarious Goliath trip, not once but twice. A huge back body drop bomb on Na Nin by Goliath, as well as the 69 splash ment for Na Nin, but Goliath ended up taking the blow. Shortly after Bojack's mask came off, we saw Goliath hit his tripping head butt on Na Nin to win the match. After the match, Na Nin hit the Na Night and pinned Goliath to take the title away from him. After prying the belt from Goliath's hands, Na Nin ran off before anyone could do the same to him.

Match 2-Executioner vs Kamo: The match started off with Executioner drop toe holding Kamo out of a grapple to quickly get the advantage. The match was mostly dominated by Executioner until Kamo's quick reflexes helped him reverse many big moves. The high flying Kamo used very little of his high flying moves in this match, he was able to hurricanrana Executioner from the top rope, and followed it up with a frankensteiner and a flying head scissors. Kamoe was then able to hit the Asian Piledriver to secure the win. A huge upset with Kamo pinning the former UGW Lightheavyweight Champion for his first win in a long long time.

Pope emerged into the back and waled up to Akira. He told Akira that he had to face him at the first Pay Per View (Singled out). Pope said he would enjoy kicking Akira's ass all over the ring, that was, if he could get past Bonar tonight. Pope sarcastically wished Akira luck in his match later on in the evening and then walked away...

Match 3-Martin vs Hotshot Joe: Martin quickly powered his way through Hotshot Joe with many painful maneuvers. Martin gave him a You Is Ugly as well as a bone crushing back breaker. Hotshot Joe used some speed to his advantage though, and was able to hit a big elbow drop off the top as well as a selective edge which almost ended the match. In the ending stages, Hotshot Joe schoolboyed Martin and grabbed a handful of tights to keep Martin down for the count. Hotshot Joe quickly ran out of the ring after winning as a furious Martin went to the back to seek some revenge for the cheap win...

Match 4-King Harv vs Hardcore Kelly: Yet another great matchup between these two highly skilled competitors... King Harv took it to Kelly early, but Kelly used his strength to gain an upper hand. It looked like it would be all over for Harv until he came back with a huge flash magic. We saw the both of the two go for many high flying moves but very few connected. Harv almost got Kelly up for a Harvey's Inferno, but Kelly slide down and hit a stunner instead. Kelly went for a splash off the top, but Harv moved. Harv then went for a swanton, but he too missed. Kelly picked up a foreign object and went to hit Harv with it, Harv ducked and Van Daminatored Kelly with it and was disqualifed. Furious that Kelly wasn't DQ'ed for bringing the object in, Harv grabbed it and hit Kelly with it, he then went up top and gave him an Arabian Facecrusher and left the ring.

Match 5-Fuel vs Pope (T.V Title Match): In a classic Face vs Heel match, the two locked up but Pope gained an advantage by giving Fuel a huge back drop. Pope then gave Fuel a reverse Brainbuster, trying to work Fuel's neck which he injured taking the Fuck Em Up from Team Hell last year. Fuel would not give up though as he fought back and quickly delivered a Fuel Bomb to buy him some time to recover. Fuel then reversed a powerbomb into a frankensteiner. Fuel put Pope in the Fuel Injector submission but Pope was able to roll over and give the same move to Fuel. Pope then slammed Fuel down and went up top. Pope nailed a HUGE sacrifice head butt from the top, but Fuel kicked out of the pin. Pope picked up Fuel for his rolling suplexes. Pope hit two of them but Fuel showed skill by flipping out of the suplex, but Pope anticipated the reversal and kicked Fuel in the back and set him up for a crucifix...but Fuel back flipped over Pope to reverse the move, but Fuel lost his footing and fell, allowing Pope to kick Fuel in the gut. Fuel quickly got out of this predicament and hit a Swanton Bomb. Fuel then went for the Devastator but Pope reversed it into a neck breaker. Pope then gave Fuel a double arm underhook suplex and pinned Fuel for the win...

Match 6-Bonar vs Akira(UGW Heavyweight Title Match): The match started as a stale mate with neither competitor able to gain an advantage. Finally, Bonar powered his way through Akira with several high impact moves. Akira quickly fought back with reversals and a huge spinning wheel kick. Reversal after reversal, the match was never dull. Bonar once again used some powerful moves including a Tokyo Bomb. Bonar then got Akira in his Bonar Bombs, but Akira was able to reverse the 3rd one into a pin, but Bonar kicked out. Akira attempted a cross body but Bonar caught him and set up for a fallaway slam...BUT AKIRA REVERSED!!!!, Akira got Bonar into a crucifix pin out of the Fallaway Slam and got the 1,2,3 for the win. After the match, the two shook hands to show good sportsmanship, and then left the ring.

Get ready for the next edition of UGW T.V, where Mike Sledge should finally be back, there will be great matches, Team Hell will be looking for revenge, and the new wrestler is schedualed to make his first UGW appearance...April 5, 2003:

Match #1- KNOB vs MONEY

This match was almost completely domintated by Money, until Knob gained the upper had and nailed a Knobland... Knob pinned Moneyfor the win,and after the match, an irate Money said that he was done with this bullshit wrestling... WillMoney actually quit or will he return to action next weekend?

Match #2- KELLY GOWER vs KNOB

This was the night after Kelly lost the JP Title to Harv so he wasn't really in a good mood. Knob actually took it Kelly though. Nailing a beautiful Missile Dropkick and flying headbutt. Kelly nailed a Stalling Suplex. And one fuck of an impact Twisting DDT on Knob. Knob fought back and went for the Knobland but Kelly reversed and picked him up on his shoulders and then nailed a Dominator into a DDT but Knob kicked out! Knob fought back and threw Kelly off. Kelly came back and just killed Knob with a clothsline. Then he set up a chair and did his modified Superplex and Knob nailed the ground. Kelly then went up top and nailed a Swanton Bomb and made the cover 1...2...3. Its done folks.

Match #3- FUEL vs SOME KID WHO THINKS HE CAN WRESTLE

As many people know, there are a few kids at Joe's Place that think they can wrestle as good as UGW, DRW and CWF wrestlers. One of these little "fuckies"(as King Harv would call them) asked Fuel if he wanted to have a match... Being the nice guy that Fuel is, he decided to stepin the ring and show this kid a thing or two... The kid could really only do kicks and punches to Fuel,and we all know that kicks and punches that aren't flash magics don't really affect UGW, DRW, or CWF superstars...so this kid was fucked from the begginning. Fuel nailed a Swanton Bomb off of the pool table and covered the kid for a pin...but the kid kicked out. He then tried to irish whip Fuel but Fuel reversed it, and the kid was sent accross the room. But he ran back at Fuel at full speed and nailed a huge Flying Head Scissors...Maybe some of these guys can wrestle...(nah). Fuel was then put in a Pedigree like maneuver,but kicked out of the pin that followed. Fuel quickly regained the advantageand Fuel Bombed the little kid. Fuel picked up the pinfall and walked away the winner. These little guys have a lot to learn before they step in the ring with the big guys...

Match #4- FUEL/KNOB vs HARLIE/URS DA CURSE

In an interesting back and forth matchup. That saw many impactful things like Urs's Burning Hammer Hook into a Sitdown Facebuster and Harlie's Sitdown Splash Mountain. The ending saw Fuel go for the Devaster but Harlie caught him from behind and then nailed a Reverse Outsider's Edge Hook into a Sitdown Facebuster and quickly made the pin and Knob was too late breaking it up so 123.

Match #5- KELLY GOWER vs HOTSHOT JOE

Kelly seemed to play it start in this match and he started on Joe's JoJoMo Arm. Joe went for a JoJoMo during the match but Kelly reversed and even nailed a Stunner on Joe's Arm during match. It seemed the end would come soon. But Joe came back with a bigtime Flying Elbow off the top. But Joe hurt his arm in the process. Kelly took the opportunity and nailed a Big Elbow on Joe's Arm! Joe fought back and nailed a Neckbreaker and a Selective Edge. Then they had an amazing series of rollups that shocked the crowd. They nailed a Double Clothsline. Then they fought to the toprope. Kelly knocked Joe down and came off top with a Splash to Joe's Arm! Joe reversed a Stunner and went for a JoJoMo but Kelly reversed and locked in a Fujoblahblah Armbar on Joe. And Hotshot made no choice but to make the Hottap. And Kelly won the match via submission.

Match #6- (c) KING FUCKIN HARV vs BONAR (JOE'S PLACE TITLE)

In Harv's first title defense. He decided to take on Bonar. These two men are basically one of the biggest rivals ever in MJWF (could say UGW) History. Bonar must have been scouting or something. Because Bonar worked on Harv's injuried arm from the night before and took it to Harv's arm with alot of unique submissions it was amazing that Harv still had an arm. Harv started to come back with some quick offence nailing a Shining Elbow and then a Toprope Elbow. Harv went for a Frankensteiner. But Bonar nailed one Bonar Bomb. Two Bonars Bomb. And....Harv reverses the 3rd Bonar Bomb into a Sunset Flip Pin and 1...2..3. Harv retains the title. After the match, Bonar puts an armlock on Harv and refuses to let go. But eventually does release the hold.

April 4, 2003:

Match #1- FUEL vs KNOB (#1 Contendership to DRW Title)

It was a back and forth matchup and the ref seemed to be against Knob the whole match. Fuel took advantage of this and eventually won the match with a Fuel DDT. Then after the match was over Knob nailed the Knobland on the referee for good measure.

Match #2- HARLIE vs ZUMSTEIN

It was actually a very good matchup. Which shocked me quite a bit. Zumstein an awesome springboard into a dropkick off Harlie. Harlie then nailed Zumstein in the head with a spray paint can and busted Zumstein wide the fuck open! And with blood pouring out of Zumstein's head. Harlie took the opportunity and nailed the Tragedy and got the 1...2..3.

Match #3- (c) KELLY GOWER vs FUEL (Joe's Place Title Match)

In a very good matchup. Kelly/Fuel took it to each other in this match. Kelly nailed a Spike Piledriver but Fuel kicked out! Fuel then reversed a Stunner into a Fuel DDT. Then later he nailed a Devaster DDT on Kelly, 1.....2....Kickout by Kelly. Fuel was almost the new champ. Kelly went for a Stunner but Fuel accidentally pushed Kelly into the referee. Kelly then nailed a lowblow on Fuel. Then Kelly DDT'd Fuel on a chair and threw the chair out of the ring. Then he picked up a lifeless Fuel and nailed Fuel with his own finish the Ashleyizer DDT. The ref counted 1.....2....3. After the match, Kelly mocked Fuel and put on Fuel's bandanna then he gave Fuel a Stunner just for good measure.

Match #4- WILL vs KING FUCKING HARV

In probably the first time these two men have foughten ever in Joe's Place, DRW, UGW. Fuck they have never foughten. Will showed a different side and dominated most of the match and worked on Harv's arms and legs. Harv was always shocked by Will's mat skills. And it also surprised most of the audience. Harv then did a Figure 4 Armlock. Yes than armlock it was quite the interesting thing to see. Will came off the top with a Diving Headbutt. Then out of nowhere Harv nailed his own version of a Death Valley Driver and got the 1....2....3.

After the match, Harv said there's 20 minutes left until this dump closes. So he's accepting Kelly's challenge that he posted on the UGW Message Board. And the type of match will be..............A JOE'S PLACE TITLE MATCHUP!

Match #5- (c) KELLY GOWER vs KING FUCKIN HARV (JOE'S PLACE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH)

Kelly/Harv showed exactly why they have been fighting each other for a year. They took this match much slower than usual. Neither man wanted to lose this contest. Kelly concentrated on the already injuried arm of Harv from the previous matchup even nailing a Stunner on Harv's arm! Kelly dominated the match with many different submissions on Harv's arm. Harv then nailed "Hayabusa" Kick on Kelly. Knocking him senseless. They fought back and forth. Then Harv came back and nailed 2 clothslines/a head scissors/a frankensteiner & a Spinning Heel Kick in an instant. The crowd cheered for Harv in appreciation. Harv made the pin but Kelly kicked out! Kelly then nailed a Piledriver on Harv and went up top. Kelly mooonsaulted off the top! But Harv moved out of the way. Kelly was then met with a Jon DDT. Harv quickly went up to the toprope and came down fast and furious with an awesome Senton Bomb. And 1.....2.....3. And King Harv on his 20th Birthday has just become the Joe's Place Champion.

March 29, 2003

Match #1- KELLY GOWER vs THE SKULL (Non Title Match) This was an awesome match. Skull nailed a savage Bigboot and an amazing toprope spear during this match. Kelly went for a Bitch Killer, Skull reversed and went for a Concussion but Kelly came back and nailed an awesome Pendulum but Skull hung in there. Kelly then started handing out German Suplexs on Skull. Kelly then nailed a Roll of the Dice and it appeared to be over folks. But Skull came back and nailed Kelly with a Pump Handle Slam. Then after a series of reversals Skull nailed a Concussion on Kelly but Kelly kicked out! Skull then went up top with Kelly and nailed a Toprope Concussion and 1....2....3. Skull has defeated Kelly what a match!

Match #2- HARLIE vs FUEL This match was almost all Fuel. Harlie just recently got stripped of his DRW World Title and wasn't feeling to happy about it. Fuel came back and nailed a Flying Head Scissors then went up on the pool table and nailed a Senton Bomb OH MY GOD. Arlan nailed a lowblow then nailed a Chokeslam on Fuel and got the quick 123. Fuel just can't seem to get a break!

Match #3- (c) KELLY GOWER vs KNOB (Joe's Place Title Match) This was an awesome match it was better than anybody watching would have excepted. Knob showed his power by nailing an amazing T-Bone Suplex on Kelly. Kelly came back with a Stalling Suplex on Knob. Knob then nailed a Missile Dropkick and he fell right on his head! Kelly came back and nailed a Pendulum. Then he went to the setup chair and did this modified Superplex with it on Knob. Knob/Kelly then double clothslined each other. Kelly went for a Stunner but Knob reversed and nailed the Knobland but Kelly kicked out! Kelly fought back and nailed a Spike Piledriver but instead of going for a pin he called for the Stunner. He went for it but Knob pushed him right into the wall. Then he went for another Knobland. But Kelly raked his eyes and then nailed a School Boy and held the tights and 1....2...3. Kelly has retained his title for the 3rd time folks!

Match #4- URS DA CURSE vs STEVE-0 (DRW Hardcore Title Match) In a back and forth that saw Urs jump almost 15ft to reach the ring and nail a Frog Splash. Steve tried to fight back but Urs was too much and Urs nailed a rollup and became the new DRW Hardcore Champion.

Match #5- KNOB vs WILL (Winner fights Steve-0 for DRW World Title) In a very good matchup that saw Knob nail an amazing Twit-a-whirl Slam. Knob went for Knobland but Will reversed and nailed the Roll of the Dice (I Think) and pinned him and won the match.

MATCH #6- THE SKULL vs URS DA CURSE Skull just beat the living fuck out of Urs this whole match. Urs had nothing left from the previous match with Steve-0. Skull nailed a Pump Handle Slam but instead of going for a Concussion he nailed a Stunner on Urs and pinned him for the 3 count. After the match, Skull celebrated and Kelly ran down and nailed a Stunner on Skull!

MATCH #7- WILL vs STEVE-0 (DRW WORLD TITLE MATCH) To be honest this match was terrible. Steve just didn't really have a clue on what he was doing. Will nailed a Roll of the Dice but Steve but it wasn't and Steve came back and nailed a Russian Neck Drop and pinned Will for the 123! And Steve-O is the new DRW World Champion! (Bad move in my opinion).

MATCH #8- KELLY GOWER vs FUEL Before the match, Kelly said since he couldn't find a UGW Guy to take on. He will take on the champ himself, Kelly says if Fuel can beat him he will give him a Joe's Place Title Shot guaranteed next week! The match started off with Kelly just throwing Fuel around like a ragdoll. Kelly went for a suplex but Fuel landed on his feet then he nailed a DDT right on his head. Kelly got annoyed and nailed a Powerbomb on Fuel on his head. Fuel appeared to be out cold but he kicked out! Kelly argued with the ref and Fuel went for a School Boy but Kelly kicked out. Kelly then applied a sleeper but Fuel fought up and nailed clothslines on Kelly. Followed by a head scissors and a frankensteiner BACK TO BACK folks. But Kelly kicked out! Kelly went for a Stunner but Fuel turned it into a Fuel DDT but Kelly kicked out! Kelly then reversed a Devastor into a Stunner but Fuel kicked out! Fuel came back and went for a Fuel Bomb. Kelly flipped him over and laughed at him. Fuel kicked Kelly right in the nuts! And then Fuel Bombed him right on the floor! But Kelly kicked out again! Fuel then went to stun Kelly, no wait, Kelly is going to nail a Fuel DDT on Fuel. Kelly goes for a reverse suplex but Fuel turned that into a Fuel DDT OH MY GOD. 1.....2....Kickout again by Kelly! Kelly refuses to lose. Kelly came back and went for a Roll of the Dice and he mocked the crowd. Fuel then nailed Kelly in the head and then ran up the wall and nailed THE DEVASTOR. 1.....2.....3. OH MY GOD, Fuel has just defeated Kelly and he gets Joe's Place Title Shot next week. And Kelly cannot believe it. He is shocked!

Tonight proved a few things. That Fuel can really go folks. He proved everybody wrong tonight by defeating Kelly to EARN his title shot next week. Kelly showed his stamina (Kelly-Stamina....really?)....yes really! Kelly had 3 awesome matches tonight with Skull, Knob & Fuel. Harlie is going to die soon. Knob & Will are both improving very well and there showing why they are the best DRW has to offer. Skull walked out tonight 2-0 so he may be getting a title shot in the near future. The only problem with tonight is the fact that Steve-0 is the new DRW Champion. No offence to Steve0 he's a cool guy its just he's not ready to get that push yet. My opinion and I don't care what anybody thinks! March 15, 2003

It was a great night at DRW, even though the ladder match had to be postponed due to circumstances beyond UGW's control...The much anticipated ladder match will take place either Friday or Saturday of this week at DRW at Joe's Place...and there is a new stipulation....the winner will be the Joe's Place Champion.... At the moment, Hardcore Kelly from CWF holds the title after defeating Hotshot Joe earlier this evening.

Although Webmaster 2 was not present for the entire show...Webmaster 1 was, so the full results will be up when he gets the chance to do it....until then here are a few of the matches that did take place...

King Harv def. Urse the Curse: This match was, as expected, very entertaining. It was a close match from start to finish with each competitor hitting huge moves. King Harv frogtonning onto a chair(that was on top of Urse). Harv won the match with an Arabian Facecrusher on a steel chair.

Fuel def. Bonar: That's right....it is not a type-o, Fuel defeated Bonar in a great re-match from two weeks ago that showed off both of the wrestler's talents...but also showcased how much Fuel is improving as of late. It started off as expected with Bonar quickly taking control and tossing Fuel around like a ragdoll... But when Fuel amazingly reversed a suplex (by flipping all the way over Bonar and landing more or less on his feet), the tables quickly turned. Fuel showed off his speed and agility with some high flying maneuvers which quickly gained him the advantage....until Bonar hit him with a Bonafier and knocked him on his ass... But once again a few great moves(one of which was performed in the dark after a power surge) gave the advantage back to Fuel... Then something amazing happened... Fuel hit what is probably the largest Fuelbomb we have ever witnessed, raising Bonar well above his shoulders and thrusting him back down to the canvas... After that, Fuel hit his Devestator DDT and pinned Bonar for the win. Afterwards, as Fuel was celebrating the huge upset victory, an irate and frankly pissed off Bonar came up behind Fuel and gave him a huge Razor's Edge... Fuel was left twitching like an eloctrocuted epeleptic... Will Fuel be recovered enough to fight in what could be one of the biggest matches of his career next week?(we refer of course to the ladder match for the Joe's Place Championship)... Stay tuned for updates on Fuel's condition and other news about that match...

Hardcore Kelly def. Hotshot Joe for the Joe's Place Championship: It was a very close matchfrom begginning to end. Hotshot Joe seemed to have the upper hand and after hitting a move that seemed to seriouslyinjusr Hardcore Kelly, looked to be the sure winner... The match was just about to be ruled a victory for Hotshot Joe on account of Kelly not being able to continue when Kelly low blowed Hotshot Joe and quickly piledrived him to hell... Kelly pinned Joe to become the first ever Joe's Place Champion...

King Harv & Urse The Curse def. Bonar and Adam: King Harv and Urse the Curse put their differences aside to team up against Bonar and Adam in a tag match. Things looked bad for Harv and Urse early on when Adam hit the Adam Splash on Urse. That along with interference from Bonar and absolutely horrid refereeing almost cost Harv and Urse the match numerous times. But Harv and Urse gained the upper hand with great teamwork and some awesome moves. Finally the fans experienced some great co ordination and communication on the part of Harv and Urse when they both Misted Bonar and Adam at the same time... Tajiri kicked them at the same time...and frog splashed them at the same time... Urse pinned Adam for the win and Harv and Urse seemed to be on the same page at the end of the match... Could this be a Tag Team feud not unlike Harv and Molloy back in the early days of UGW? Be sure to stop by Joe's Place on the weekend to find out and see some great action including the much anticipated ladder match. A member of DRW is now supposed to be entered as well. When that person is named, they will be added to the poll. Be sure to vote on the poll for who you think will win this ladder match in which Kelly will defend his title for the first time... That is all for this week, this is Webmaster 2 signing off...

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