Get Carter (2000 remake)
Directed by Stephen T. Kay

Don't let the ads fool you, this is not an action movie.

While its nice to see Sly back in action, although its not very much action, he doesn't get down and dirty like Rambo.

Jack Carter (Sly) gets word that his brother has died and he decides to go pay his respects and find out how it happened.

Along the way, Jack meets up with some old friends beats the shit out of them, meets some friends of his deceased brotehr beats the shit out of them and  scares the piss out of a Harvard Grad who co-runs an interent porn site.

We also meet Racheal Leigh Cook, who is Jack's niece, who got tied up in a porn movie. And it was because of this that lead her father into getting killed.

If you are a fan of Sly's action movies, stay away! Run far far away! This movie is so boring, and when there is action, it sucks.

For the action sequences, they decided to use the "reality" camera technique which pisses me the fuck off! Its to shaky to see whats happening.

I figger they use it to hide the fact that the stunts look like shit. They even used it in a car chase scene.

I really wish I spent my $5.50 on another movie but if you're  really hurting for a movie to watch, by all means watch it.


                                               Scott Davis

2 skulls!
I want blood and guts