Circa: 1981
Runtime: 89 mins
This movie is a perfect example of the type of horror movies that I love to watch. There's gore, Horrible acting, Badly dubbed voices, and that final touch of cheese, The "betcha didn't thing THAT would happen" ending. It's another example of bad 80's drive-in gold.
The copy I had was all staticy for like the first ten minutes, but I'm pretty sure I know what happened.
A boy is putting a puzzle together, when his mom comes up to check on him. She sees that his puzzle is of a pin-up type neked chick, and his mom flis out. She screams at him and says she's gonna burn all his things, and for him to go down stairs and get a trashbag to throw all this stuff away. He comes back, but not with a trashbag.. Nope.. he comes back with a nice big ol axe.. he proceeds to bury the blade in the top of his mom's head, about five time I think.. He hears the cops coming so he decapitates, and cuts up his mom.. then hides in the closet. The police come, and think he's just a victim of the crime.
Fast forward to present day (1981).. A coed turns up decapitated, and the dean of the school calls for an investigation.. Along the way, the police meet up w/ a sex hungry slut boy who screws, or at least trys to screw anything with two legs. He gets tied into the story when a note adressed to him ends up in th office and one of his girlfriends end up dead.
All the blame falls on the Gardener / Janitor whom is obviously thrown in there only to make you think he's the killer.. When the cops find him with a bloody chainsaw, he resists arrest, beats a cop close to death, and throws another cop into the pool.. THEN, in the next scene they say "We had to let him go, not enough evidence".. Later in the film he just plays "The guy who we are supposed to think is the killer" and he sneaks around, and pops up at tense moments.
The killer turns out to be who I thought it was. It was painfully obvios.They only show him in the shadows, but NO-ONE in the whole movie had as fat of a head as the killer, so it was easy to guess.
The deaths were above par.. Pretty gory for the time period too.
Some examples include, a girl being stabbed through the face with a knife on a waterbed.. When the water and blood mix, as she's fighting for her life, it's really a really cool scene. Another girl gets a chainsaw across her torso, leaving the top half on the ground, exposing her intestines and other goodies.
The end had to be the funniest scene, maybe more so than the reigning "Poor white Trash II", and will probally have you going "What the hell just happened"
*SPOILER ALERT* At the end, they kill the killer (The Dean ) and you think everything is over.. The slut boy walks over to grab his coat.. but the corpse that the dean had created, reaches up, grabs his balls.. and squeezes. You get to see a quite painful ammount of blood then close-up on his scream, then credits.. hehe good stuff.
All in all it was a really cool "get together" type movie.. The more, the better. I highly reccomend it.
Lupin-III
1 Torso cut
1 Arm removal
1 Knife through face
2 Decapitation
1 Pair of hurt gnads
Numerous Chainsaw sounds, Pre-implant era boobs, loads of blood, and other goodies
Funny Things I Noticed
Everything in this movie is laughable. From the horrible acting, to the atrocious dubbing.. It's all equally bad. ENJOY ( ^__^ )