Poor White Trash 2

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I don't know about you people, but if your like me, you love to rent cheesy movies. Whenever  I have the cash I always like to go down to the local Mom & Pop video store with my girlfriend, and rent four or five  movies..
(Our place has 5 movies for 5 days for 5 bucks)
Anyway... It's an unspoken rule but we ALWAYS rent at least ONE cheesy movie. This time however we rented a few. One of the movies we came across was the RARE PURE GEM
"Poor White Trash 2"

From the beginning you KNOW this movie is gonna suck.. Everything from the twangy banjo music in the beginning, to the super grainy picture, to the title. This seventies Drive-in trash is really unintentionally one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

A girl and her husband were going to spend some time in thier back woods cabin, but before even ten minutes into the film, the husband gets a nice big ol' axe imbedded into his chest. The wife (average "B" movie actress)
returns from inside the house, out to the front lawn where she finds her very dead hubby. As expected, she screams, runs over to her car, only to find the keys are missing. Instead of going into the house and calling the police, like the complete bubble head she is, she runs off into the woods. While running hysterically into the woods she bumps into One of the funniest stereotypes of the classic "Back woods hillbilly" of all time.. He says that she can use the phone at his place, and that they will call the police. Of course when they get back to the house he doesn't even own a phone !!
THIS is where the movie turns into a laugh riot  

Let's take a quick look at some of the characters.

There's the wife, a 19 yr. old pregnant girl who was basically sold to the man (who i'll refer to as "Joe Bob") to repay a debt.

There's the daughter, an extremely skanky looking girl who looks like she may be like 40. she likes to put hexes on people and "DO" other local hillbillies for a dollar.

Next is the son. This boy was my favorite character until his untimely demise.. He has some of the funniest lines in the whole movie. for instance: "I'm gonna tell pa that you let the (insert hillbilly name here) boys stick it in you fer a dollar."  Good stuff people.

Last but not least, "Joe Bob" he's a rape happy, drinking , super hillbilly. He rapes his daughter, the girl, and probally the boy too     (but they don't show that (THANK GOD)

From here, all the hillbillies die one by one until it's only the girl and the pregnant wife is left. 

The ending is like... "What the hell is going on here?,  Who the hell is that guy??"
SPOILER ALERT - run mouse  below to read about the absolutly ridiculous ending.
                              Review by Lupin-III


The "killer" comes in.. and turns out to be the city girl's long lost husband who SHE thought died in vietnam... It turns out that he was institutionalized, and that he escaped. and came to the cabin to see her wife. When he saw her with her NEW husband, He killed him..
He only killed the hillbillies because they were "In the way"..
The slutty daughter turns out to be the hero of this movie by crawling in the doorway and shooting the crazy ex-hubby.

Now hows that for a strange ending. heh
till next time.

Lupin's Death Count

1- face into a fence
1- barbwire strangulation
1. 5- rape scenes
3- boobies *RAH*
1- knife in the back
1- crazy ex-husband psycho vietnam vet
5- "jars"
1- axe to the chest

Funny things I noticed

During shots at the house at night, its pitch black outside. Yet in the woods scenes it seems to be dawn.. even tho they show both the house at night and the woods at night.. but when they show people in the woods, it' almost light out.. hehehe

Also, the pregnant girl OBVIOUSLY has a pillow in her dress. I have NEVER seen a body shape like she had. heh.

Last but not least. On the back of the box it says she discovers her husband decapitated.. but in the movie he gets an axe to the chest.
False advertising bullshit. ( ^__^ )