CWA Slaughter Results: 4/25/04

 

BANG!!!

 

[Blue and Red Pyrotechnics blast across the top of the ring and fly toward the CWAtron. �Suffocate� by Cold is blasting the sound waves in the arena. There is no video package for this week; instead we are greeted by the commentators�]

 

Ryan Burr: Well folks, we have a great show tonight if I do say so myself! We have a Television Title Match, AND a Platinum Title Match!

 

T.J: Well I can dig that Ryan! We also have that Over-The-Top Challenge, we see Mack for his first time in action, against Juan Fernandez and a mystery partner of Mr. Icon�s choice.

 

Ryan: Those two are sure to be good! Then, we have a new signee Television Title Number One Contender Match between J Thunder and Pebbles. And for our main event, and my favorite of the night, The Icon and Heaven and Hell vs. Our new half-owner Vice Grippes, and the new employed tag team of Stu Pendouse and Justin Pain, Colossal Connection!

 

T.J.: Yeah, that�s a promisingly good match! Well, to kick off our night, let�s go to some new signee action� Pebbles and J Thunder are already out at the ring, after a special introduction ceremony conducted by Kaye and Vice before we came on the air! Let�s get this thing started!

 

Pebbles vs. J Thunder (TV Title #1 Cont.)

 

Ryan: Next we have newcomers J-Thunder and Pebbles for a number one spot for the TV Title. Here we go! J nails Pebbles with a chop. J whips Pebbles into the ropes. J hits Pebbles with a shoulderblock. J takes Pebbles down with a kick to the head. J locks Pebbles in a figure-four leglock.
 
TJ: Pebbles is valiantly trying to break the hold. Pebbles' shoulders are on the mat. Ref counts: One, two, shoulder up. J lets go after 19 seconds. J nails Pebbles with the cross-face chicken wing. Pebbles uses neck-scissors on J. Pebbles whips J into the ropes. Pebbles goes for a thumb to the eye, but J blocks it.
 
Ryan: These people want a belt! J chops Pebbles. Pebbles hits J. Pebbles punches J. J chops Pebbles. Pebbles chops J. J. punches Pebbles. J whips Pebbles into the turnbuckle, but Pebbles reverses it. Pebbles runs shoulder-first into the corner.
 
TJ: Oh my! Pebbles takes J down with a cartwheel kick. Pebbles hits J with a flying armdrag. Pebbles takes J down with a spinwheel kick. Pebbles takes J down with a spinwheel kick. Pebbles goes for a diving elbow smash, but J counters it with a faceslam. J goes for a figure-four leglock, but Pebbles blocks it. Pebbles nails J with a low blow. Pebbles goes for a facebite, but J blocks it.
 
Ryan: Great show of athletisism by both parties! J takes Pebbles down with a spear! J executes the Scalper on Pebbles! I think it's over!
 
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Ryan: There you have it! After a long grueling battle J-Thunder takes Pebbles down! J-Thunder reaches down to Pebbles and picks her up! He is holding her arm up then starts to clap as fans start to cheer loudly!What a great match, from two stars with a lot of potential! I can�t wait for their future matches in the CWA.

 

T.J.: It wasn�t so great� Anyway, look at this! It�s time for Mack vs. Juan Fernandez and a mystery partner! During our commercial break, Mack came out looking ready for action. Juan just made it to the ring, but is cautiously waiting outside.

 

Mack vs. Juan Fernandez/Mystery Partner

 

[�Back in Black� by AC\DC hits the P.A. system. He stops on top of the ramp and menacingly stares at Mack, he paces back and forth while being badgered with �You Suck� chants. Then, he stops and begins to speak.]

 

The Icon: Oh my lord� Mack showed his ignorant face in my arena tonight. I thought he would be smart enough to leave well enough alone. Oh well, I suppose I was wrong. Anyhow, I know that everyone is dying to know who Juan�s mystery partner for this match is. Well, it�s someone that Mack has relentlessly verbally bashed for weeks now. It�s someone who was signed to this match before they gained a new sense of power. So without further a due, let me introduce Juan to his partner for this handicap match�

 

[The Icon gets ready to tell us� then Mobius charges out to the ramp. The Icon looks at him with bewilderment. Then Mobius shakes The Icon�s hand and kindly takes the microphone.]

 

Mobius: I WILL DESTROY MACK! Just kidding, I only wanted to announce Juan�s partner. It isn�t me, gotcha! Juan�s partner is none other than our NEW commissioner, KAYE HEART!

 

The Icon- �Thanks Moby� I guess.�

 

[With that, they both walk backstage. �Angel of Grace� blares over the P.A. system, and out walks Kaye Heart. Juan and Mack both look confused at the ring, but Kaye comes down and just stares at them both. Juan tells her that he will be in first and she has to stand on the mat. She reluctantly accepts the order. Juan and Mack eyeball each other, apparently going through nostalgia from their former fed. Then they lock up slowly.]

 

Ryan: This match is definitely hatred-fueled. Both men in a lock up, pushing one another to the turnbuckle, the ref breaks the grapple� Juan firing some right fists to Mack�s jaw, Juan throwing some fists to Juan. Back to a lock-up� To the corner, broken by the ref. Juan throws a knife-edge chop to Mack�s chest! Mack backs up in anger, then charges Juan into the corner. He throws those shoulders to Juan�s abdomen! Juan takes a few, moves and Mack lightly crash into the turnbuckle, enough to cause some pain.

 

T.J.: Mack climbs out and spins around, only to be met with a big boot by Juan! It only fumbles him to lean back in the corner post� Juan with another knife-edge, then a punch, he drags Mack out by his head� FALLAWAY slam! Mack layed out, but already is slowly rising!

 

Ryan: Mack is most certainly a powerhouse! Juan throws some boots into Mack�s side, but he keeps rising, Juan with that Back Muleki�NOT NOW! Mack catches the foot, Juan with an enzigur� ANOTHER COUNTER! Mack ducks and throws Juan to the mat. And he is calling for it already!? Will it be, the sharpshooter!? YEAH! Mack locks it in and flips Juan onto his stomach� Juan flips him out after about 6 seconds! Both men are full of power.

 

T.J.: You got that right, Ryan! Mack is charging right back over to Juan, and rises him up. Juan with a shot to the gut, making Mack bend over, Mack sends Juan into the ropes, Juan comes back and ducks a clothesline, comes back at Mack and WHAM! What a shoulder block by Mack! Juan is down!

 

Ryan: What power� and look at Kaye. She is just standing there with a careless look on her face. Commissioner Kaye is not enjoying this! Juan is now climbing to his feet, and takes a bold move! He runs at Mack, only to receive a � CHI-TOWN SLAM! A spinebuster plants Juan! Mack throwing in some stomps now, and walking a mud hole! Juan rolls over to Kaye and grabs for the tag and what the hell?! Kaye jumped off the mat and is not going ta take part in this match! I can�t say as though I blame her!

 

T.J.: Someone stop her! That�s totally illegal� GET SOMEONE TO PUT HER BACK! It�s a match for God�s sake! And I� alright! Look at this, authority! The Icon has sent Heaven and Hell to deal with Kaye!

 

[Rockster and Mobius walk toward Kaye with a turn around motion on their hands. They beckon her to go back to the ring, and out of fear she turns and runs back to the mat. Heaven and Hell stand on top of the ramp to provide security!]

 

Ryan: Well here�s two of Juan�s buddies, and Icon�s slaves to save the day. Kaye isn�t going anywhere� She climbs back to the mat, and Mack and Juan have been playing a pretty fair game here. Lots of action from both sides, and now Juan sends Mack into the ropes, he comes back, BACK MULE KICK by Juan Fernandez, Mack is planted!

 

 

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T.J.: Not yet Juan! Mack powers out, and Kaye is looking at the ramp where her two roadblocks stand! Juan and Mack are starting to rise. Mack gets a gut shot to Juan and whips him to Kaye�s turnbuckle! BLIND TAG TO KAYE! She didn�t even see it coming! Kaye is now the legal competitor! Kaye is backing away from Mack!

 

Ryan: Kaye is in the turnbuckle and Mack is making fun of her weight! How sick, you should never do that to a woman and SMACK BY HEART! Mack turns grabbing his face, and turns his attention back to Kaye. He grabs her ponytail, and slings her face first to the mat! DON�T MACK, she�s a woman for God�s sake. The fans are very mixed on this one� Juan is laughing, as well as Heaven and Hell. Mack picks Kaye up and come on� He pokes her in the tummy laughing at her weight! What in the world!?

 

T.J.: She could lose a few pounds Ryan, it wouldn�t hurt her any! Kaye is getting lifted for the Mack At� KICK TO THE GONADS! Mack is down! WOWCH! Kaye is throwing the boots to him! Kaye slapping at his face! She goes into the ropes and comes back, baseball slide! Kaye is actually getting the upper-hand! Mack slowly rising, Kaye goes for the tag to Juan!

 

Ryan: Juan jumps off the mat from a weary Kaye. She looks at him with a very desperate look, and Heaven and Hell are laughing hysterically at this! Mack whips Kaye into the ropes, Juan back up on the mat in his corner� MACK with that power, lifting Kaye into that bodyslam position� He is acting as though she weighs a billion pounds� HE THROWS HER AT JUAN! Kaye knocked Juan off the mat, but the referee is counting it as a tag! Juan is climbing up in a rage! He comes in to the ring, and charges Mack with a Lou Thezs Press! He is throwing those fists at Mack, who rolls him off! Kaye doesn�t even seem to care what happens in this match.

 

T.J.: She�s probably pondering her weight problem! But look at her, she is climbing into the ring! What�s she doing? Juan is throwing Mack into the turnbuckle, and it looks like Kaye is going to� yes! Heaven�s Breathe! TO MACK! REVERSE DDT OFF THE TOP! MACK IS DOWN! Juan is going for the cover, but an angry Kaye charges him! SMALL SPEAR! ENOUGH TO DROP OLD JUAN! KAYE YOU IDIOT! She is stepping out of the ring, and here comes Chaos!

 

[Chris Chaos comes from behind Mobius and Rockster. He throws a shot to Mobius� head and throws him off the ramp, then does the same to an unsuspecting Rockster! Kaye�s path is clear, and she is running up the ramp!]

 

Ryan: Kaye is leaving, fans are booing and cheering all at once! Juan and Mack are both beginning to rise, and Juan is up first. Juan and Mack are battling it out with those fists, Juan going for a final punch, Mack ducks, Juan into the ropes, comes back�CLOTHESLINE STRAIGHT TO HELL! JUAN ALMOST FLIPPED OVER!

 

 

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T.J.: HOW THE HELL!? THIS IS ALL KAYE�S FAULT! MACK JUST WON! MACK WINS! That�s Bull! Mack scores an upset over Juan Fernandez, thanks to Kaye Heart!

 

Ryan: Upset or not, he is Mack and he is back! In wrestling, that is! What excitement was that match, I can�t wait for the rest of the night!

 

Mizzery vs. Silent Assassin vs. Conquor (Television Title)

 

TJ: Next up we have Mizzery vs. Silent Assasin vs. Conquor for the TV Title!
 
Ryan: Why is it we always see Conquor in these type of matches?
 
TJ: Who knows. Here we go! Mizzery and Assasin starting. Assasin takes Mizzery down with a firemans carry. Mizzery's back up but catches a boot to the face by Assasin. Assasin starts to strut around the ring but Conquor grabs Assasins head and jumps off the ring choking Assasin on the ropes!
 
Ryan: Assasin is down! Mizzery is up! What a cheap move by Conquor. Mizzery looks like he wants a little pay back to Assasin. Mizzery picks up Assasin. Delivers a nice powerbomb, and now Mizzery is going to the top rope! Mizzery points at Assasin! Mizzery jumps and connects TO CONQOUR!
 
TJ: Wow I thought he was going right for Assasin but he jumps behind him to Conquor!
 
Ryan: Assasin is up, Mizzery comes back to the ring and is immediatly caught by Assasin. He should have taken Assasin out while he had the chance! Assasin runs off of the ropes, jumps, and does a lionsault but Mizzery ducks out of the way! Mizzery attepts to pick up Assasin by the hair but Assasin tags Conquor.
 
TJ: Lets see what Conquor can do. Conquor runs in and clotheslines Mizzery. He then bounces off the ropes knocking Assasin off the top! WAIT WHATS THIS! HERE COMES CHRIS CHAOS!
 
Ryan: Mizzery is eyeing down Chaos who just raises his arms. Conquor grabs Mizzery and throws him against the ropes. He connects with a shoulder charge. Conquor goes and picks Mizzery up, he tries to lock up but Mizzery pushes him away.
 
TJ: Chaos gets Conquor's attention and throws him a chair! What is the ref doing?! He is checking on Assasin! Chaos goes to throw Conquor a chair but Mizzery intercepts! Mizzery hits Conquor with the chair and throws it out of the ring! Here comes the ref!
 
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Dade Valens vs. Chris Chaos (Platinum Title)
 
Ryan: Alright, now we go to the ring for Chris Chaos vs. Dade Valens. This should be a great match! Chaos is fighting for gold and Dade is a tough compeditor. Alright here we go!
 
TJ: Dade and Chaos immediately lock up. Chaos gets Dade in a headlock but Dade whips Chaos into the ropes, Chaos ducks and Dade jumps, Chaos comes back and Dade goes for a clothesline but Chaos begs back. Dade executes a cartwheel kick on Chaos. Dade uses a chop on Chaos. Chaos charges Dade. Chaos goes for a Yakuza kick, but Dade blocks it.
 
Ryan: Things arent looking good for Chaos! Chaos takes Dade down with a roundhouse right. Chaos nails Dade with a waistlock takedown. Maybe I spoke too soon! Chaos is strutting!
 
TJ: That is pathetic! First you beg off and now he is strutting! Chaos uses an armbreaker on Dade. Chaos hits Dade with a neck snap. Chaos throws Dade out of the ring.
 
the ref counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Dade reenters the ring.
 
Ryan: Chaos takes Dade down with an atomic drop. Chaos whips Dade into the ropes, Chaos misses with a clothesline. Dade misses with a shoulderblock. Dade goes for the Spike, but Chaos blocks it. Dade uses a series of punches on Chaos. Dade goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Chaos counters it with a bulldog. Chaos hits Dade with an elbowsmash. Chaos picks him up! HE GOES FOR THE ULTIMA CHOKESLAM! HE DID IT... He goes for the pin...
 
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Ryan: Chaos did it! He takes Platinum!
 
Over-The-Top Challenge (CWA Title Triple Threat Third Slot)
 
T.J.: Well Rye, next we have that Over-The-Top Challenge!
 
Ryan: Right �Teej�, well folks here�s how this thing works. There is no entrance music, there are no fancy entrances. Every three minutes a new star will come in, only the ones that have contacted the boss, The Icon. The first four men and woman in the ring are in there now. We have the Conquor, Mizzery, Kaye Heart and her husband, Chris Chaos. Let�s get this thing started!
 
T.J.: Look! Kaye and Chris just rushed Mizzery and Conquor! Conquor firing back at Chaos with some rights� Chaos whips Conquor into the ropes and charges him. Conquor moves and Chaos misses the over-the-top clothesline! Conquor pushes Chaos to the ropes but can�t manage him over!
 
Ryan: Well Mizzery and Kaye are still circling each other after that punch by Kaye, Mizzery smiling and blowing kisses. Kaye looks at him in disgust and charges him! Kaye is running full speed! Miz-man picks her up and brings her to the ropes, Chaos knocks Conquor to the mat, Mizzery lifts Kaye and hoists her over the ropes and is PUNCHED by Chaos, Chris saves Kaye from being thrown over!
 
T.J.: What a rat! That idiot woman commissioner was on her way out! What I can�t understand is how Mizzery lifted all that weight, he must be strong!
 
Ryan: Oh will you shut up! She is far from fat! Chaos and Mizzery exchanging punches, Mizzery with the whip, our new TV champ sends our new Platinum champ running! Mizzery runs at Chaos, Kaye is running over to Chaos! She TRIPPED MIZZERY! Mizzery trips, Chaos makes a quick move and Mizzery lands gut-first on the ropes! Chaos and Kaye Hea� MIZZERY KNOCKED OUT BY ALL THREE! CONQUOR HELPED!
 
T.J.: What a damn travesty! That commissioner should be fired, damnit! And her stupid husband and that idiot Conquor. Now it�s down to three, and here comes� STU PENDOUSE! New signee Stu Pendouse making his way down to the ring! He is throwing fists left and right, Kaye and Conquor battling it out now! Stu just hit Chaos with a hard shot! CHAOS IS DOWN! Conquor is taking Kaye to the turnbuckle, he steps back and comes running! NECKBREAKER SPLASH! Kaye stumbles and falls face first. Pendouse walking over to Conquor and trying to sort out some agreement!
 
Ryan: AGREEMENT MY BUTT! Stu tricks Conquor into going after Kaye, and charges a back-turned Conquor over the top-rope! We�re down to Stu, Kaye and Chaos! What�s this!? KAYE IS UP, AND HER AND CHAOS ARE GOING ONE ON TWO AFTER PENDOUSE! Chaos tells Kaye to run first then he�ll come second, Stu making a rookie mistake of backing to the ropes and Kaye runs at him and looks like Stu is out�
 
T.J.: Think AGAIN, Ryan! Stu ducks and just flipped the commissioner over his back and out of the ring! Chaos is furious!
 
Ryan: Excellent footwork by this new star! Heart is out! Chaos and Pendouse battling it out, and by the sounds of things, we�re due to have a new competitor� NOW! And it�s� By God it�s I.P.S. member Juan Fernandez! Here comes the big man, 6�9� Juan! He runs at Chaos and tackles him! Pendouse just looks on� Chaos is at Juan�s feet, not giving in to the blows! Juan is saying screw it and climbing the turnbuckle� Chaos runs at Juan and RACK! Juan�s testes smashed on that turnbuckle, and look at his face! The fans are going nuts!
 
T.J.: No pun intended I hope, Ryan! Chaos goes up to Juan and makes that signal! Stu laughing in the opposite turnbuckle at Racked Juan, shut up Stu! Chaos is gonna Ultima Chokeslam the big one! The Cool One! Chaos is on the top rope, hand clasped around Juan�s neck and JUAN PUSHES CHAOS OVER THE TOP ROPE, ELIMINATING HIM! YES! Go Juan! You can do it!
 
Ryan: How the hell!? None the less, I give props to Juan for doing that! Chaos is a tough cookie! Juan and Stu are the only ones left! Juan jumps down and goes for Stu, Stu with a running clothesline, Juan fumbles and NEARLY falls. Stu runs at him and gives Juan a chop block to the knee! Juan is on all fours! Stu stomping  his side, Juan writhing in pain! And we are due for our next participant in about three seconds� who is it, I bet its.. OH GREAT!
 
T.J.: Ryan, what do you get when you put to I.P.S. members together? NO ONE ELSE! Here comes Mobius! Stu has a shot for the Tag Titles, and Juan is Mobius� friend, so you do the math, who�s going out next!? Stu is looking at the ropes beckoning Mobius to come on!
 
Ryan: Could be a rookie mistake by Stu, as Juan is rising slowly but surely. Stu is at the ropes, and Mobius is telling Juan to hold on! Mobius climbs the steps and Juan turns Stu around and what power! He throws Stu to the turnbuckle! Mobius is running at Stu, SHOULDER TO THE GUT! OUCH! Mobius throwing those boots in along with Juan! They are pulverizing Stu! Juan is picking Stu up, and what�s that!? Vice President Mobius has a little velvet bag! In it are� BRASS KNUCKS! Mobius with a HARD RIGHT TO STU�S FACE! He crumbles in Juan�s arms, who drags him to the ropes! Juan is leaning him on the ropes, and Mobius is at the opposite side! He imitates a running train by exclaiming �chu-chu� and then runs and STU IS OUT! Mobius tackles Stu over the ropes, and Juan and Mobius are the only ones left in!
 
T.J.: Keep cool guys, don�t fight! We need the I.P.S. together for Mr. Icon! They are just resting in the corners waiting for the next participant! WHO�S THIS!? A MAN IS COMING FROM BEHIND IN MOBIUS� CORNER! That�s gotta be, that�s gotta be PAIN! It�s Justin Pain! Pain is choking Mobius from behind and Juan doesn�t notice! The crowd is cheering wildly! Pain pulls Mobius up over the turnbuckle and to the ground! Mobius is eliminated! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS! That was a choke and an illegal interference! Do something Mr. Icon!??!?!??!
 
Ryan: The Colossal Connection has wit, Teej! These kids don�t mess around! Juan is noticing and pointing at Pain! Here comes our next participant� IT�S OH MY! OH MY IT�S MACK! Juan looks serious now! No one to help him! Mack is running out to the ring but someone is behind him! It�s� why it�s THE ICON! WHAT THE HELL! The Icon sneaks behind him! Mack is in the ring, Icon creeping behind him still! Juan is playing scared! This is ridiculous! Icon walks slowly and sneakily up behind an advancing Mack, who is walking toward Juan who is leaning against the ropes!
 
T.J.: Yes! Watch this! Icon is getting ready to knock Mack out, and Juan is luring him to the ropes! Mack�s back is turned and he still doesn�t know he was followed by The Icon! Mr. Icon takes off running, he is gonna eliminate Mack from behind!
 
Ryan: MACK DIDN�T KNOW, MY ASS! MACK MOVED AND THE ICON TACKLED JUAN OUT! JUAN IS ELIMINATED! By his own boss and friend! What does this mean!? Icon is still in the ring, and apologizing to an angered Juan! Mack is coming up from behind, and twirls Icon around! Icon throws a punch, but it barely phases Mack! Mack pushes Icon to the ropes and, WHAT A CHICKEN! ICON JUMPS OVER THE TOP, eliminating himself! I don�t believe it!
 
T.J.: Mr. Icon was off to an unfair start! He eliminated himself to keep his physical well-being, as he calls it! Good choice, he was close to the ropes anyway! Mack is a cheater!
 
Ryan: Yeah, I bet Icon had a real fair chance! He, Mobius and Juan are all walking up the ramp together, I was hoping a series of events like that woulda broken that group up, but they are all grasping shoulders, telling Mack how dead he is! What�s this! FROM BEHIND! COLOSSAL CONNECTION AND SOME WOMAN!?! THEY ALL THREE JUST ATTACKED THE THREE IPS MEMBERS! Who is that woman!? Stu and Justin stomping Mobius and Icon on the ramp, and that woman!?
 
T.J.: What�s this, Vice Grippes is walking out to the ramp!? What the hell does he want?
 
Vice Grippes: Just thought I would introduce you all to my new employee, and a hell of a woman! SHE IS ALSO MARRIED TO MACK! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN� BITTER SWEET!
 
Ryan: I CAN�T BELIEVE IT! It�s Mack�s wife, Bittersweet attacking Juan, her own brother! What the hell!? She is stomping an already-weary Juan Fernandez! Mack beckons her backstage, and she does so followed by Grippes, and Colossal Connection. What will Juan say about this!? She better look out if he gets a hold of her!? Well it looks like we have a winner!? And IT�S MA�
 
T.J.: Whoa� Ryan� what the hell is happening, the lights just went out� and a creepy song is playing� sounds like �Down with the Sickness� by Drowning Pond!
 
Ryan: Someone get the damn lights fixed, and this has got to be the work of the I.P.S., but if it was, where are the golden sparks�?! Here are the lights and THERE IS A MAN IN THE RING BEHIND MACK! Mack slowly turns around and the two start throwing fists! Who is this man? Spiked black hair, black leather pants, white shirt!? The man runs at Mack and gives him a drop toe hold, the wraps his legs around Mack who is on the ropes and gives him a scissor lock! Mack is up, the man pushed him against the ropes and is trying to force him over! Bittersweet is coming! BITTERSWEET is trying to help Mack, and here is Pebbles! Pebbles and Bittersweet are arguing, Pebbles trying to help the man, BS trying to help Mack! They continue to pull and BOTH FALL OUT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! MY GOD! BOTH MEN HIT AT THE SAME TIME?! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN!? Bitter and Pebbles are in a catfight, and here comes the I.P.S., Rockster and Mobius, Rockster grabbing BS, Mobius grabbing Pebbles! They are dragging them backstage!
 
[The man takes the microphone and gets in the ring. He looks at the fans who are mixed about him.]
 
The Man: I suppose you are all eagerly awaiting my self-introduction. I will cut right to the chase. My name is Caleb Sanders. I was signed by The Icon, and will not take crap from any star, or any of you idiots we call fans. I am here to stay, and whip some ass. So stay out of my way.
 
Ryan: Caleb Sanders? Welcome to the CWA, but I would watch what you say. It can be tough for those big mouths!
 
Caleb Sanders: And one more thing, thanks to The Icon I am here. But I plan on taking his gold next month.
 
[Big Tymers �Still Fly� blares over the P.A. system. Vice Grippes comes to the ring.]
 
Vice Grippes: Well, Sanders. You think you should be in the triple threat, Mack seems to think the same thing. Hell, you both were knocked out at the same time, so I just recently had Kaye make some last minute changes. Mack, Caleb Sanders, welcome to the Fatal Fourway at Meant to Live for the CWA Heavyweight Championship. Thank you all. I�m out.
 
[Vice walks backstage, and we see Mack and Caleb staring at each other. The camera then zooms backstage where we see all of the I.P.S., the Icon is throwing things everywhere.]
 
The Icon- �WHAT THE HELL!? THEY CAN�T DO THAT! SANDERS WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE MACK OUT! I need someone to make sure Vice gets his ass handed to him tonight, and Juan, you are in no shape. Heaven and Hell, you two are in the match. So there is one man left, our newest member.
 
Mobius- �Who do you mean?�
 
Rockster- �That masked dude from last week?�
 
Juan- �I am going to DISMANTLE THAT BITCH! My sister hasn�t felt pain yet!
 
[Everyone looks at Juan.]
 
Juan- �Sorry, say what you had to say.�
 
The Icon- �Yeah, that masked �dude�. Let�s go.�
 
Ryan: Sounds like trouble to me� BUT WHAT ABOUT That new match at the PPV, that fatal fourway?! What a blow-out!
 
T.J.: Well Ryan, it�s main even time! We have The Icon and Heaven and Hell vs. Vice Grippes and Colossal Connection. My pick for this one is The I.P.S., although they haven�t been on much of a role tonight�
 
Ryan: True T.J., but I have to disagree. I think that Vice and CC will be just a fine match.
 
[�Meant to Live� by Switchfoot hits the sound system. The Icon and Mobius and Rockster come to the ring, smiling and seemingly are not worried of the match. They climb into the ring and each take a turnbuckle raising their arms in victory as they await the opponents.
 
�Still Fly� by Big Tymers hits the P.A. system. Vice Grippes and Stu Pendouse and Justin Pain walk out all seemingly angered at the I.P.S. The fans go wild as Vice waves at them. He wears all diamond gear. He has diamonds on his black tights, and boots. They make it to the ring and stare one another down. The I.P.S. decided Mobius in first, and Vice told Justin to come in.]
 
Icon/Heaven & Hell vs. Grippes/Colossal Connection (6-Man Elimination Tag)
 
Ryan: Well let�s get this thing started! Mobius and Pain lock up, circling around the ring. Mobius with a shot to the gut then a whip. Pain comes back with a shoulder block! Moby is down! Pain throws in a boot, runs to the ropes, comes back, elbow� no, Mobius moves! Mobius crawls to his feet and he and Pain begin exchanging punches!
 
T.J.: This kid Pain is no joke I think, Mobius, while super-tough, should watch his back! Mobius gets an elbow in to Justin�s head. Just bends over and Mobius with a snapmare. Mobius now with some kicks to Justin�s ribs, dropping him. Moby rises Justin and takes him to the I.P.S. corner and tags in Rockster!
 
Ryan: Rockster gets the tag, and is throwing some punches to Pain. Rockster got pain set, VERTICAL suplex. Pain is down and Rockster covers, only to be broken at two. Rockster rises Pain and is getting ready for another su� Pain counters. Pain locked the leg, and WHAM! Reverse Russian Leg Sweep! Pain stumbles to his corner and tags in Stu Pendouse!
 
T.J.: What a name, Stu Pendouse� tch! Pendouse is rushing Rockster, Rockster moves, POWERSLAM! What a powerslam by Rocky! An I.P.S. style powerslam, but Stu is already rising. Rockster comes over to try and grab Stu but is met with an eyerake! Stu stands up and is throwing some forearms to Rockster�s back! Stu wrapping his arm behind Rockster�s head, and POW! Stu hits a bulldog, Rockster is down. Look at Mr. Icon, he is strongly beckoning Rockster�s rising. Rockster makes it up but is still being hit with those Stu forearms!
 
Ryan: Stu whips Rockster to a vacant turnbuckle� runs and OOO! Shoulder slam into Rockster�s waist! The Icon is stepping in to distract the referee! Rockster is going to the turnbuckle� there�s a velvet bag again! NOT AGAIN! Rockster has those brass knucks and POW Stu is struck in the forehead! The Icon pushes the ref and runs at Vice, giving him a dropkick off the mat, Mobius with a thumb to pain�s eye and Rockster with the cover!
 
 
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Ring Announcer: Eliminated by Rockster: Stu Pendouse!
 
Ryan: The referee is finally getting Icon and Mobius to get to their corners, Vice and Pain are climbing back onto the mat, looking livid! The red didn�t see Rockster use that weapon to score a pin! It�s down to 3 vs. 2! Vice Grippes decides to come in! Here we go! Vice looking at Rockster� Rockster and Vice make a clean lock-up! Vice over-powering Rockster but just barely! Vice with a reverse arm lock! Vice lifts and BACKDROP! Vice picks up Rockster and smacks him! The fans are loving this! Vice whips Rockster into the ropes, Rockster comes back, SPINEBUSTER! WOW!
 
T.J.: Vice! STOP IT! Rockster is down and here comes Mobius! The ref catches him before he can get to Vice, but Vice is going toward Moby anyway! HA! Rockster is slowly getting up behind Vice! Rockster up completely, he pushes Vice from behind into the I.P.S. corner, and tackles Vice�s back into the turnbuckle, before tagging in Mobius!
 
Ryan: Mobius is in now, he and Vice exchanging punches� Vice just waved his hand at Pain who is walking around to the opposite side of the mat, where Icon and Rockster stand! Vice locks in some sort of ankle lock! OH MY! Justin Pain GRABS ICONS AND ROCKSTERS LEGS AND TRIPS THEM!
 
T.J.: Did you hear their faces hit the mat?! OUCH! Mobius can�t get out, Vice is applying pressure, the referee is asking him what to do, here comes pain! Vice tags in Pain, who has those knuckles hidden! GET EM REF!
 
Ryan: Use those Justin, why shouldn�t you be able to!? ROCKSTER DID! Icon and Rockster still down� Pain is in, Mobius is up, runs to the ropes, comes back� WHAM! JUSTIN USED THE KNUCKS AND DROPPED MOBIUS, or Vice President is down!
 
 
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Ring Announcer: Eliminated by Justin Pain: Mobius!
 
Ryan: Well that�s not unfair if you ask me! I.P.S. used the knucks, why shouldn�t the other team be able to? The Icon is coming in the ring now, wondering what happened!? He comes in for Mobius, wham! Icon slaps Pain in the face and tells him not to �disrespect� him! Pain with a shot to the mouth but Icon just fumbles. Icon comes back into a lockup. Icon is overpowering Pain by a smidgin, KICK TO PAIN�S SHIN! How cheap! Icon locks his arms around Pain�s, ARMGRIPPER SUPLEX! Pain slammed to the mat. The Icon throwing punches to a downed Pain! Grippes wants the tag!
 
T.J.: Icon is taunting Grippes� while he picks up Pain! GO ICON! Icon with some hard shots to Pain�s throat. Icon whips Pain, Pain comes back goes for a clothesline, Icon ducks, turns around while he smil� SUPERKICK! Icon�s perfect face! He just got it decimated with that kick! Justin falls just as hard! The ref is counting!
 
 
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Ryan: Pain is rising, Icon is slowly behind him! PAIN GETS THE TAG! GRIPPES IS IN! OWNER VS. OWNER! Grippes runs toward Icon and delivers a left to the mouth, Icon returns the favor with a right! These two exchanging punches� Icon with an eyerake, Grippes bends over, Icon going into the ropes, SIDE EFFECT! Vice down! Icon laughs at the booing audience. Grippes is already rising off the mat! Grippes is grappled by Icon, who raises him. Vice with a shot to the stomach, and then a verti SUPLEX!
 
T.J.: Grippes, with a strong suplex! Icon is grasping his back and rolling to tag Rockster! He makes it before Grippes can grab him! Rockster is in, but a pained Icon rolls out onto the floor! Rockster is throwing punches to Vice, but here comes Pain! Pain with another superkick to the face of Rockster! WHAT A SHOT! YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT WHEN HEAVEN AND HELL GET THEIR HANDS ON COLOSSAL CONNECTION, IT�S GONNA BE UGLY!
 
Ryan: Well I agree, T.J. Rockster falls, freeing Vice from a headlock! Vice calls to the audience who are going nuts, there�s that ANKLE LOCK! Rockster screaming in pain! Ref asking him!
 
T.J.: ROCKSTER TAPS! NO! ROCKSTER TAPS!
 
Ring Announcer: Eliminated by Vice Grippes: Rockster!
 
Ryan: WELL I�ll BE! LOOKS AS THOUGH ICON IS IN TROUBLE! He rises after hearing the news, shocked! Uh oh� look at this!
 
[Charging down the ramp is an irate Mobius. Mobius grabs Pain off the mat and starts beating him lifeless! He drags and beats an unsuspecting Justin Pain all the way up the ramp, leaving only Vice and Icon.]
 
Ryan: Look at this� Vice and Icon staring each other down. Icon tells Vice that they should lockup and they do so. Vice whips Icon to the ropes, he comes back and hits a clothesline! Wait, wait! The LIGHTS ARE OUT!
 
[The lights are out� and the golden sparks begin to come from over the ring!]
 
Ryan: We can�t see a thing� but could this be� could this be the work of Caleb Sanders?!?! We only see shadows, but of course, there is an extra man in the ring! DAMN THAT I.P.S.!
 
T.J.: The lights are on and that�s�. THAT�S THAT MASKED MAN THAT HELPED ICON LAST WEEK! YES! He�s beating Vice with the Icon! BEAT EM GUYS!
 
Ryan: This is ridiculous! That man just choked Vice out, and the ref can�t see it because he is down, but good, here comes another referee! He ushers the masked man out of the ring! Icon is picking up Vice� to the turnbuckle� one head smash!
 
T.J.: ICONOMIZER! HE COVERS! YES!
 
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Ring Announcer: Eliminated by The Icon: Vice Grippes. Here�s your winner, The ICON!
 
Ryan: WHAT THE HELL!? WHO IS THIS MAN!? SORRY FOLKS, BUT WE�RE OUT OF TIME! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, ON SUNDAY SLAUGHTER! 
 
 

 

 

 

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