The New-Free Church

About Us...

We are an off-shoot of just about every other religion in the world. When creating this religion, we sat down and looked at the perks of each of the main religions in the world, and picked our favourite parts, you could argue that we're a super religion (like when the Travelling Wilburys were just a group of some of the best music artists etc etc). Unlike some of the other 'super religions' and whatever titles they may hold, we aren't completely mad and uptight. We like to think we do a tad better than the other religions. Most Churches are just focused on everything religion. However, our main focus is community-driven activities and games nights.

In line with these beliefs, our bible simply offers guidance for almost any situation whilst not being the same size, weight, or thickness as the typical Argos catalogue. Our pocket bible is provided to new members.

Joining New-Free...

Although we are not actively seeking members, you can contact us here with our "Hot-Mail" address to express your interest.

Thank you.

Opportunities...

Within the Church, you will begin as a member. However, positions within the Parish Council and Ministerial Staff do open up, and can be applied for as a member of our congregation. As a member of our Chuch, you can participate in the running of events and attend services. Opportunities such as these will be delivered through the relevant channels of communication that the Church uses.

Weddings, Christenings, and Funerals...

At the time of writing, one must have completed all the necessary paperwork for their marriage. A minister from our Church can only oversee proceedings of the service.

We can do christenings should you wish to book one of our ministers for such an event.

We also specialise in funerals... putting the 'fun' into a funeral!

Other services may be available upon request, please contact us for more details and information.

Legal Malarkey...

The New-Free Church of Scotland and its subsidiaries are not responsible for your own idiocy and the actions of our members do not reflect the views held by the New-Free Church of Scotland.

The New-Free Church of Scotland is also not responsible for the actions of partners when handling sensitive data. We make sure to follow the Data Protection Act 1998, the Computer Misuse Act 1990, and other acts applicable under Scottish and European law.

In short, we're not responsible for you making a mess of things.

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We are proud to be a part of the New-Free/Soddisfare Agreement of 2000.