Topher and I have noticed that many of the new "rock" songs that have been coming out lately have been.. well.. CRAP. not to mention EXTREMELY poser-ish. we decided to help you guys write your very own song so you can be on the radio too.. since apparently anyone these days can be overplayed on the radio...
this is your ad-lib to write your very own song. tips: make sure the guitar plays the same rythm and note for quite some time and that it's blasting loud enough to drown out your crappy words. the more you repeat your random crappy words, the better. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, WRITE ANYTHING MEANINGFUL OR DEEP!! the more cliched or random the lyrics, the better. now, poser songs are divided into two categories: (1) love song (about person or life in general) (2) random words thrown together to "catchy" beat.
knock yourself out:
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love song/love life song:
I woke up this morning.
I ate ______ (food). It was the best I've ever had.
I put on my ______ (brand name) shirt.
I love my life because it's good.
I love life (repeat x10)
While on the way to ______ (school sport practice), I remember last night when we went to ______ (amusement park). We were asses and cut everyone in line. It made me love you so much more. Because you are good.
I love life (repeat x10)
I look at ______ (random noun). It reminds me of ______ (another random noun). These days are good. And you're good. Life is good. I like life.
Your eyes are like ______ (kitchen utensil).
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random song:
Red ______ (furniture object). Fuschia ______ (liquid).
______ (someone's address)
______ (board game) loves to ______ (olympic event).
______ (random line that can be made dirty extremely easily).
______ (piece of clothing) ______ (verb in space).
______ (day of the week) ______ (type of meat) -- (repeat x10)
______ (made up word) and ______ (Russian word) got married... it was good.
I LOVE LIFE!
Josh (left) says "this ad-lib is good. it is JUST like a song i heard on the radio. i like the radio. i like life."
