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august06.2004
wow.. it's been a little while since I last updated. I know you guys have been sitting around crying, refreshing this page every minute, praying to god on your hands and knees that I share some of my infinite wisdom with you...
You know what I love about my little brother? I sing a lot, and whenever I start singing a song - Madonna or Nine Inch Nails, it doesn't matter - he starts singing too. He knows all the words too! Once a week-ish we put on music and dance around.
Me and Toph go to the gas station at 4am and get donuts. The guy behind the counter hits on me even though he is about 293420348203498203 years older than me.
I've been soooo busy with moving. Oy. I'm still not done yet. I'm painting the walls of my new room with my hand prints and Sparky/Gary's paw prints. I wanted to take my brother's paintball gun and shoot the walls with red paint, but the paint fades. dang.
I finished The Bell Jar. It only took me half a day to read... It was good, now I have to finish Readking Lolita In Tehran and Lovely Bones.
p.s. I LOVE MY FRIENDS
quote of the day: "I could sit and listen to you and Topher talk all day. You guys are SO funny!!!" - My awesome brother
what i learned today:

july21.2004
So me and Toph went on a little driving adventure to Phoenix. Then some black dude like followed us home. He's big and scary. Apparently he can read, and I saw him write once.. shocking! ... Branden, I HEART YOU! I'm glad you are my friend. And I'm glad you found someone (me) who will buy you mexican food and not want to touch you afterwards. AAANNNYYYWAY, in other news, I'm all signed up for classes n such. I'm only really looking forward to my photography class. but whatever. Uh. Yeah.
p.s. still alone
quote of the day: "You look HOT in those pink pants!!" - Branden
what i learned today: flirting with guys in stores = discount

july08.2004
yesterday was exceptionally good! it was my brothers 12th birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOO!!!) I always look forward to Boo's birthday because he always gets kick ass stuff that I can play with. This year he got water guns, a kick ass paintball gun (that shoots 9 paintballs a second.. daymn!!!), legos (WOO!!), a ps2 and games, and an aaawwwweeeesome bike. and other cool stuff. then eric came over and we all went to Weng's for dinner (the BEST chinese food EVER). After Eric left we watched 50 First Dates. Then me and Toph went Ghost Hunting at 4am with Evan. We didn't see anything but we sat around and talked until the sun came up.
p.s. i love my brother
quote of the day: "Hey dad... take it dooowwn a notch." - Boo
what i learned today: gary is the best cat EVER. -- oh wait, i already knew that!

july05.2004
me and toph found a kitty! we named it "Senior Belgian Waffle Slam" --- but it's "Enis" for short. such a cute kitty. we are also planning a trip to New York. YAY!!!! today Jason came over and we drove around all fast like in his Subaru WRX... he spent $7000 on an awesome souped up engine.... HOLY FUCK THAT THING IS FAST. but fun. especially when he takes turns at like 60mph. we also played with match rockets today. we are going with jason on saturday to an awesome massive PAINTBALL ASS KICKING. that's right bitches. toph drove my car around today since it's all fast. me and toph went to denny's at 4am. the waiter guy was about our age and he just sat there talking to us and stuff. there were only like 4 other people in there. i love early morning trips to denny's...
p.s. funny cuz it's true.... right toph?
quote of the day: "*SNORT*" - max
what i learned today: my brother is going to get the coolest persents ever for his birthday!!

july01.2004
i have a friend named Morgan. she's 7. we had beer today. root beer, that is. she put my hair in pig tails. she is way cool, but her brother is an anal sphincter. Topher has a dog named Max.. he's really fat and he snorts. like a pig. weird. Madonna is my hero. there isn't a single song on her newest cd that i don't like. these updates of mine suck. especialy this one, but i'm trying to waste time until 9. -- i can't wait until i go over to scott's tonight!! uhh... kiss me i'm iranian! (mara maach kon, man irani hastam)
p.s. OMFG YOU TRAITOR!!!!
quote of the day: "If I were a chick I'd do you" - big papa jeebs
what i learned today: there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

june29.2004
you know what's good? sunflower seeds. my personal favorite flavor is jalapeno hot salsa. and that is said "jah-pah-lee-no" .. trust me, i know - i habla esspanul. or whatever. actually i don't... but i do have my own language with Topher. It's a mixture of Japanese, English, Shakesperean, Pirate, made up words, and weird sounds. We watched The King and I today. damn good movie. There was a scorpion in the hall way. It freaks me out when we find scorpions in the house. i've been really really jumpy since then. my dad cooked it with the blow torch. sometimes he puts them in the microwave and they explode. it rocks. can you tell I live in a stupid boring place???? AHHH!!!
p.s. i annoy myself
quote of the day: "tittytittytitty boobs! boobs!! breasts omg tittyityy!" - topher
what i learned today: scorpions make me scream and jump around like an idiot. i hate myself.

june27.2004
my laptop is purdy. you know what's NOT purdy? toph's ass. actually, i'm not going to go down that path. instead, i want to tell my friends: I LOVE YOU. i really do. i would be dead without you. you guys can still keep me laughing.... COCK COCK, WHO'S BEAR?? // let's go to neverland! // .. oh god, my nose!! oh god.. i'm going to pass out // hey, how was your--eh.eh.eh.eh. // was it good for you? // GO TEAM!!! // smookin the hokah // that's all for now. you guys rawk. hardcore. i heart you! and love you! and ass rape you!!!
p.s. we're cool, we beat Zelda (4 swords)
quote of the day: "i think a part of my soul just died" - mike (after i gave him a dirty look)
what i learned today: today someone had a license plate that said "R U LDS2?"... the license plate holder said "I HEART MISSIONARIES." so.. i learned that someone in a teal van likes missionaries. and is lds.

june26.2004
holy crap. hoooollyy crap. i saw Fahrenheit 9/11 yesterday... omfg. the best movie. EVER. not just because I hate Bush... but the way he presented everything - simply amazing. astonishing. holy crap. go see this movie if you haven't already. DO IT!!! aannyway, I lost my driver's license. actually it was in a little coin purse with my MCC Id Card, Blockbuster Card, Hollywood Video Card, and library card. somehow they grew legs and walked out of my car. i'm a winner!!!! or something? i love my car. it's purdy. um.. i beat up eric last night. hit him right in the face. a couple times. SO DON'T MESS WITH ME, I DON'T NEED IT, OK!??!?!?! I CAN BEAT YOUR ASS AT ZELDA. maybe. i had cheesecake today and it was lyke good. and lyke yeah. lyke bye and stuff.
p.s. i'll build a wall and we can keep them on the other side
quote of the day: "you guys need to get a life" - nancy
what i learned today: snood is soo addictive.

june22.2004
RAMBLINGGGGG!?!?)(0349**7^%$@^-: hmm i have a lot of pictures i need to upload. but i'm too busy doing... nothing. speaking of fotki, someone emailed me a really cool link. see it here: my own self. i actually cleaned today.. topher's room was annoyingly dirty, so i picked up. and i put away legos. um. i'm reading a book called Cane River right now. I don't usually read stuff about the Civil War since i've read so much of it in school .. but i was bored so i picked it up. it's actually really interesting. i can't wait until Fahrenheit 9/11 comes out (friday). Jalapeno Hot Salasa sunflower seeds are to die for. ummmmmmm... penis.
p.s.i slept for 15.5 hours
quote of the day: "not even a gay guy would band that ass!" - scott
what i learned today: richard cheese is the cheese.

june21.2004
i'm baaaackk
i know you guys missed me... or something? um I was bored so I said wtf, I'll put my site back up. I used my favorite thing in the whole wide world for the layout: trent reznor. i am now home for the first time in a week.. i've been vacationing over at toph's house. we had a great time at denny's last night (morning?) at 2:30am. lucky charms makes my world a happy place. um......... that's all i have to say right now. i need sleep.
p.s. i love trent i love trent i love trent.
quote of the day: "you would make a really good lesbian." - topher
what i learned today: denny's mini burgers are so soos ososososooo good. yum.