here's topher and susie's DICtionary MORE TO CUM SOON!
UPDATED AUGUST 10, 2004
whatever fucks your butt - whatever floats your boat
low and be hold - blow and beheld
lesbian - let's go
are you thirsty? - can you get me a drink?
i'll be in my office - i'm going the the bathroom
squirrel tail - asscrack hair
"ya know" - sex
you straddled me - you startled me
can you play with my stick? - will you put the vehicle in reverse/drive/park?
mormonary - missionaries on bikes (they are worth 100 points
each, and 200 if you can hit them without damaging their spiffy
bike helmets)
ass sex - access
mount and do me - mountain dew
bah-jah - baja
fuhjita - fajitas
espawnul - espanol
wasabi - hot asian person
spankage - masturbating
doing chores - masturbating
alone time - masturbating
badong - bad & wrong
taking a shower - masturbating
Misty - someone cool
___ is screwing itself up the ass - ___ is not working properly
OMGOMGOMGOMFGHOLYSHITAHHHHOMFGOMFG - yeah that's pretty neat
i think i just peed a little - that was humorous
perfuckt - perfect
recockulous - rediculous
brand spankme nude - brand spankin new
shitfarm - home
need ASSistance?? - need help?
i don't wanna go to Neverland - let's not go there
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okey - okay
hahaharg - how pirates laugh
lmro - laughing my rump off
loL - laughing out LOUD
have a COOKIE - i'm angry with you
do you bite your thumb at me.. sir? - i'm angry with you
hai - yes
thou - you
thine - your
privy - bathroom
oterai - bathroom
privy mouth - someone who cusses
din din - dinner
mehehuh - i dunno
assume the position - you did NOT just say/do that
jest - joke
jesty - funny
ner - [subject] is retarded
nani? - what?
e? - what?
aa! - ah!
tis - it is
I wouldn't if it was the last __ on earth - sure, i'd like some.
oy matko - o god...
FA-N - fun
FA-NI - funny
go men! - sorry
omoshiroi... - interesting
mm mazui - omg this is gross!
humbly partake - to do
ONAJI - we are on the same level
der - duh
jomosexual - homosexual
aku - evil
hehe mr ray! - see "ner"
morning morning - goodnight after midnight
o god please don't hurt me!! - whoops..
whoopsidoosle - my bad
ai doont kyeah - i don't care (arnold version)
yatta! - great
exist animately - to be somewhere
exist VERY animately - have sex w/ someone
aisu kurimu - ice cream
geta - toilet paper
what? no. NO! - yeah, it was me.
you owe me a donut - you're welcome
don't touch the moustache - you're welcome
i'll give u such a pinch - i'm angry w/ you
I korekto sutampsu! - i'm hungry.. or, um, i collect
stamps
crazy like pineapple - it was really weird/cool
are you cereal? - are you serious?!
no i'm toast - ya, i'm serious
MOST excellent - the best
piece of most excellent - hottie
i'll have your booty - i'm angry w/ you
climacktic - sexy
grood - somewhere between great and good
haihai - ok
kinkly - like kinky, but an adverb
the yes to no conversion chart:
definately - it might happen
yes - possibly
mayhaps - probably
maybe - no
perhaps - maybe
no - hell no
hell no: see also (in order of increasing negativity) "no"; "absolutely not"; "maybe";
"Your only chance would be if demons were to leap from a crevice in the earth and pull me into hell";
"if you get your room clean"