1 Thou shall not ever, ever, ever lend a jubie your car.
 2 Thou shall not let a jubie come between you and your car.
 3 Thou shall always call a jubie a jubie. (or any other derogetory term like; chick, broad, hutchie, ho, bitch or tramp)
 4 Thou shall not fight over, for or with a jubie. If you are then you're emotionally involved and you're not a player.
 5 Thou shall not hold hands in public.
6 Thou shall not introduce a jubie to your Mom as your girlfriend.
7 Thou shall not dump a jubie and then reconcile the relationship. (never second guess your player instincts)
8 Thou shall not tell a Jubie you love her.
9 Thou shall not give a jubie money.
10 Thou shall not get married.
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