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Thou shall not ever, ever, ever lend a jubie your car. |
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Thou shall not let a jubie come between you and your car. |
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Thou shall always call a jubie a jubie. (or any other derogetory term like; chick, broad, hutchie, ho, bitch or tramp) |
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Thou shall not fight over, for or with a jubie. If you are then you're emotionally involved and you're not a player. |
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Thou shall not hold hands in public. |
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Thou shall not introduce a jubie to your Mom as your girlfriend. |
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Thou shall not dump a jubie and then reconcile the relationship. (never second guess your player instincts) |
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Thou shall not tell a Jubie you love her. |
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Thou shall not give a jubie money. |
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Thou shall not get married. |
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