| 10 Commandments for Teenagers 1. Thou shall not sneak out when my parents are sleeping, why wait? 2. Thou shall not do drugs, alcohol lasts longer. 3. Thou shall not steal from Spar, Morrisons has a bigger selection. 4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism, destruction has a bigger effect. 5. Thou shall not steal form thy parents, everyone knows grandparents have more money. 6. Thou shall not get into fights, just start them. 7. Thou shall not skip class, just take the whole day off. 8. Thou shall not strip in class, clubs pay more. 9. Thou shall not think about having sex, just do it. 10. Thou shall help old ladies cross the street, just leave them in the middle. |
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