I come from a place unknown to many people, a place far, far away, well not that far really it took me about 7 hours to get here in my flying glass of Lucozade. This (not so) far away place is where I shall return after, breaking hearts, listening to loud music and �live a normal human life�.
Planet Lizzi/Lizzie/Lizzy
After achieving my highest possible position at Planet Lizzi/Lizzie/Lizzy (God), which wasn�t hard as the purpose of my creation was to rule Planet Lizzi/Lizzie/Lizzy; I came down to earth hoping to spread my knowledge. Unfortunately most earthlings are too stupid to understand what I�m going on about most of the time so just don�t listen. The beautiful people who have listened to the Lizzi/Lizzie/Lizzy teachings are know known to the rest of the world as HIPPIES.
Although on earth I an only 17, I have been around for much, much longer, since the last God of Planet Lizzi/Lizzie/Lizzy was transformed into a Betty. And after creating millions of Lizzi�s/Lizzie�s/Lizzy�s to be transported to Earth I thought I better check out what torture I am putting them through. I can�t believe you have to pay for Lucozade and white chocolate here, it�s an outrage. I guess it is quite expensive to import it all the way from Planet Lizzi/Lizzie/Lizzy though. Apart for that this place isn�t too bad. I would like to go back home soon, in say about another 100 years or so, that should give me enough time to sit around and eat, sleep, shag, listen to loud music and course as much destruction as possible.
I have many other identities, other then God of Planet Lizzi/Lizzie/Lizzy and Lady Lizzi, the greatest dizzy blonde on Earth, I am known in the cartoon world as Jessica Rabbit, wife of Rodger, in the computer world as Lara Croft and in the comic book world as May Parker, Spider Girl, daughter of Peter, Spider Man.
I also have many other talents. Not only can I sleep, eat, shag, course mass destruction and listen to loud music but I can play loud music (guitar and bass) and talk for hours and hours to random people about the biggest pile of useless crap. There is no end to my talents!
