Neutralika's Top Tens
All following opinions are those soley of Neutralika, and are not necessarily as defined by the Jesse Blount Dictionary of Best.
Neutralika's 10 Favourite People to Listen To
1. Dick Clark
2. Martin Luther King
3. Thom Yorke
4. John F. Kennedy
5. Al Roker
6. Joe Clark
7. George W. Bush
8. Bono
9. Winston Churchill
10. Tom Brokaw
Neutralika's 10 Favourite Cars
1. Ford Crown Victoria
2. Chevrolet Monte Carlo
3. Lincoln Town Car
4. Oldsmobile Intrigue
5. Lincoln Mark V
6. Mercedes-Benz CLK Kompressor
7. Jeep TJ
8. Chrysler Concorde
9. Chrysler M300
10. Bentley Azure
Top Ten Things to Make Neutralika Cry
1. Della Reese singing "Amazing Grace."
2. 4 notes in "Shine on, You Crazy Diamond."
3. Speeches given in times of crisis.
4. "Fake Plastic Trees," but only on some days.
5. Seeing parents/friends cry.
6. Nobel Prize acceptance speeches.
7. Constant talk of Rush or AC/DC.
8. Watching the end of the world. On satellite, of course.
9. Vomiting.
10. Being punched/hit without being warned before hand.
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