Biography
Ha! I finally have a biography, and a cheaply constructed one, at that. Here we have five different people, all with different relationships and connections to Neutralika, and all of them have been asked the same questions. Each person has there own number, and none of their answers have been changed, even the spelling is their own fault. Please don't ask who the people are. They want privacy.
His name is Neutralika. What name do you think suits him better?
1. X3 Chireru-kun.
2. Teej.
3. Tyler-two-tippy-canoe
4. Neutralika suits you pretty well because it's different, makes you think and is just random.
5. The Omnitient master.
What's his Zodiac?
1. Cancer.
2. Cancer.
3. Cancer
4. Cancer.
5. Pices (sp)
Do you think Zodiacs affect the way he lives?
1. Mayhaps.
2. Probably, mine certainly does.
3. nope
4. Not really - I know you've read your horoscope at least once in your life but I don't think it really affected the way you live.
5. yes. but only as guidelines.
What do you think his opinion on the Russian population is?
1. Um. There's too many of the little buggers?
2. He regards them with amusement and a sort of faraway respect.
3. neutral
4. It's...sparse? Or dense? I don't even know the population of Russia nor have I heard you talk about it.
5. *target dummies*
What is his favourite food and drink combo?
1. I have no clue. Let's guess - Pogos and Ginger Ale.
2. Err. He once said, in early TFSN that subs were "yummy". And in my travels I glimpsed him drinking Coke the other day. So why not, let's say Coke and subs.
3. pizza & Canada Dry gingerale
4. Oh dear...I've only ever seen you eat fries, pizza and mentos and drink pepsi. And I rarely see you eat.
5. Dark chocolate chips and a glass of milk.
What is his actual hair colour?
1. Dark brown. ish.
2. I SUPPOSE it's an extremely dark brown....
3. Very dark brown
4. Dark brown. Though I insist it is black.
5. Bright green.
How precious is Neutralika in your life?
1. Lots-o-precious. : D
2. Doctor Neutralika is my long-time rival, though we have currently descended into an uneasy peace. Quite precious I suppose, for where would I be without a rival? His shadow, an individual people call Tyler Norton does not apply to the above. He is a good friend of mine, not quite like Neutralika.
3. as precious as a diamond
4. Very. He's my anchor in life. Keeps me sane while dealing with school and such. Good to talk to and a very great friend.
5. A dear friend.
If he asked you if he could borrow $50 bucks, would you trust him to pay you back?
1. Yup.
2. I would expect he would thrust about half of it back into my hands a few days later, before striding away, muttering something about interest payments, a domain name and my executors.
3. yes, providing he signs an IOU
4. Yes.
5. Yes. But I would borrow something of value. Sentimental value.
Who's his favourite character on "The Magic School Bus"?
1. Er. Carlos. =/
2. Kiesha.
3. Ms. Frizzle
4. Ms. Frizzle.
5. Carlos. Corny yet amusing.
If Neutralika were to be shot in the arm, what would his immediate reaction be?
1. Um... he'd feel pain? And he'd make a funny noise.
2. Dr. Neutralika cannot be shot in the arm. I've tried. When I close in on him, wielding a pistol, in the last 100 yards he suddenly transforms into a good friend of mine by the name of Tyler Norton. Most baffling, I can tell you.
But if he were shot, he would seek medical attention for his arm, id expect, like any other wise individual.
3. DANG! That hurt!
4. Well, you'd probably clench your arm in pain...
5. Damn russian bastard.
What's his favourite film?
1. "A Beautiful Mind"/"Armageddon". (as far as I recall.)
2. Hmmm. Perhaps RHPS. Or Bowling for Columbine.
One cannot tell for sure.
3. Armagedon (sp?)
4. A Beautiful Mind or Armageddon.
5. The lord of the rings the return of the king.
What's his favourite song of all time?
1. (Half of these are guesses. �__o) Amsterdam by Coldplay.
2. His favorite song? I know he likes Radiohead, Coldplay, etc. And Pink Floyd. Perhaps Paranoid Android by Radiohead.
3. Fake Plastic Trees?!
4. Final Answer: The Armageddon theme song.
5. Shine On You Crazy D.iamond
If you could say only two words to describe Neutralika, what would they be?
1. "He's Neutralika."
2. baffling | impassive
3. LOVE YA
4. Cynical (sp?), unique.
5. Black, White.
What colour do you associate with Neutralika?
1. Grey.
2. Black, of course though he may not like it. Like people thinking that, that is.
3. black
4. Black. Or maybe white.
5. Red. He is more passionate than he claims.
Why don't you think Neutralika wrote this biography by himself?
1. Because that would not be the neutralika way and it's more fun for other people to do it for him.
2. "Because" announces the biographer triumphantly. "No one can write a biography for themselves! When they do, it's called an autobiography."
3. nothing better to do with his time?!
4. Not sure, now that I think of it. Maybe he hates writing biographies or writing about himself. Or maybe he didn't know what to write and wanted to know how others saw him.
5. Because it is easier to have other people do it for him, and it wouldn't be a biography if he wrote it.
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