It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am
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We have enough youth, how about a fontain of smart?
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Whatever you are, be a good one
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I wasn't kissing him, I was whipsering in his mouth
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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up
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We are born naked hungry and wet, then things get worse
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No man and women were  NOT created equally, give him time he'll eventually envolve
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Everyone has photographic memory, some don't have film
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You're just jealous cause the voices don't talk to you!
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Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people sound brighter until you hear them speak
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People who snore always fall asleep first


...Some of my fave quotes and bumper stickers...
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"My dad once told me (probably to get me to do something!) that life is a series of problems and the joy comes in fixing them and not letting them mount up. I'm not that good at sorting out my problems- sometimes they get me down and I end up buying into them. There is nothing really that bad about my life, but everyone has problems and if ou don't have those great huge problems, you'll make your own because it's human nature to be unsatisfied. What I've realized is that if you're open to it, life can be so god damn beautiful" - Josh Hartnett
This is hilarious:
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all the flies and death and stuff.."
-Mariah Carey

Horrible I know, but still a lil bit funny so Ijust had to add it here..
"I blame my parents. I have a feeling I was concieved on an acid trip"
-Reality bites


"The hardest thing I ever did was starting to live when I wanted to die"
-Juliette Lewis
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