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| Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex 1.) you can get chocolate 2.) "if you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate 3.) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft 4.) you can safely have chocolate while you are driving 5.) You can make chocolate last as long as you want to 6.) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother 7.) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate wont mind 8.) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate together without being called nasty names 9.) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate 10.) You can have chocolate on the top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. 11.) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped 12.) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate 13.) With chocolate there's no need to fake it 14.) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant 15.) You can have chocolate at any time of the month 16.) Good chocolate is easy to find 17.) You can have as many kinds of chocolate you can handle 18.) You are never too young or too old for chocolate 19.) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake 20.) With chocolate size doesn't matter; its always good |
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