Baths and Stuffs
Written by Ruizou and Komachi

*Online at 1pm, chatting together at our respective homes*

Satoko: I'm off to take a shower....
Rui: Go. Shoo! Shoo!
Yuna: With Hisa..!! Woooo!!
Achi/Rui: Hah?!?
Achi: No wonder I smelled something fishy!
Rui: *smiles* I haven't had one myself� hehehe
Yuna: Just woke up, we slept  late�
Rui: *nods* yea�
Achi: Hah?! You guys are disgusting�
Rui: Jiro and me had a night. =D.. 
Rui: Hyde no come home eh?
Achi: Me and Hyde are just friends!
Achi: I�m still a virgin ok!

*Yuna dah senyap tak bbual*

Rui: *wondering* Yuna tengah mandi eh?
Achi: Hmmmm� wanna take a peek?
Rui: Hisa�s in there right? Ehehehhe� Let�s see if what Jiro says is true bout Hisa�s.. erk.. �stuff� =P
Achi: Yea eh� won�t know until we see it for ourselves
Achi: Hmmm� OK! But you go first!
Achi: *blushblush* I�m a virgin so I�m more shy�
Rui: Nani?? Don�t want! Later I see Yuna naked! Don�t want!
Rui: Sigh~ wish I could just �appear� in the bathroom like Jiro in the fanfic� hehhehe
Achi: Yea� sigh~
Rui: *looks at Jiro* 
Jiro: *seramnyer� asal dier tengok aku cam gitu�*
Rui: Jiro sayang�.*smile* you do it! *pushes Jiro into the bathroom*

Burung: *chirpchirp*

Achi: *muka innocent nak mampos*
*WAYAMA YOSHIHITO!!! GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!!!*

Rui/Achi: MWAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHA!! KEKEKKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKKKEKE!! WAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKKAKAKA!!
*HISA COVER ME!! EEEEKKKK!!!*

Achi: Kesian Jiro�
Rui: Oi oi.. Hisa�s in there alright�
Rui: Wow~ Hisa can shout! Hehhehehe�
Achi: Hmmmm.. wat were they doing?? I wanna know!!
Rui: Achi-chan! Your turn! Go and see!
Achi: Don�t want!
Achi: What if I accidentally see Hisa�s� erk.. �stuff�??
Rui: Then you can tell me whether what Jiro says is true or not!
Rui: Whether it�s a *grin* big deal or not!
Achi: ��
Achi: Wait.. I go ask Hyde to go see
Achi: *calls up her buddy (not BF!!) Hyde* ok, he�s on his way
Rui: Ok, but hurry up. They might finish!
Achi: Hold on, he�s using his personal jet
Rui: HURRY UP HYDE!!
Rui: Sigh~ Achi-chan, I don�t think he will make it on time
Achi: Haiz�~
Rui: Find someone nearer girl!!
Achi: *thinking* hmmmm�.
Achi: I know!! Tet-chan is at Hikari�s! Let�s ask him to check them out!
Rui: Quick! Call him!

*Tetsu agrees to help*

Achi: Go Tet-chan go! Gambatte!!
Rui: Listen for any shouts� Do you hear any?

*3*
*2*
*1*
*ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!*
*TETSU!! BAGEROU!! GET OUT!!!*

Rui: Wooo~ Violent�
Achi: I hear a crash
Rui: Something is falling
Achi: I think Yuna�s house just collapsed
Rui: No, it�s worse. *gulp* It just collapsed on Tetsu

Burung: *chirpchirp*

Rui: *sweatdrop* Hikari is going to kill us
Achi: Yea.. but if we don�t say anything, she won�t know�
Rui: Shhhh�
Achi: Ok, shhh�
Rui: Btw, did Tetsu complete his mission?
Rui: Damn! Where�s Hyde when you need him??
Achi: I think he�s smoking again� Useless jerk
Rui: Haiz, Hyde hyde�. GET YOUR FREAKING BUTT HERE!!!
Achi: Eh eh.. tengok tu.. panjang umur si Hyde tu� aru nak sampai.. abeh muka apologetic konon!
Rui: where is Yuna??? And is Hyde at her door yet??
Achi: He�s there... I heard his boots
Rui: Great. Is he in? Is Yuna and Hisa still bathing?
Achi: Erm, he is sooo not being secretive
Rui: Nani?
Achi: He�s practically - *hyde rang the bell*
Rui: OMG! WTH? Is he nuts???
Achi: HYDE NO BAKA!!
Rui: Who answered? Is it Hide?
Achi: Slenge nyer laki satu nie�
Achi: Wait, lemme look through my bino
Achi: Bloody! It�s Yuna�s mom!!
Rui: Eh! Wait! Pause! Matte! Jiro aru balik! Mak ko!
Rui: *talking to Jiro* Jiro! Wat happened to you? Banyaknyer lebam!
Achi: Rui-chan! Help! I can�t read lips! What is Hyde saying to Yuna�s mom??
Rui: Huh? *forget bout jiro* Pass me the bino quick!
Achi: Here! Catch! *throws bino*

*BOINK*

Jiro: @_@....
Rui: Achi-chan!! You threw it on Jiro�s head!! Now he�s out cold!!
Achi: Hahhahahahahah! Poor thing! Hahahhahahahah!!
Achi: *serious* Ignore him. We have a mission here. Now what is Yuna�s mom saying?
Rui: Roger that. *take the bino* Wait, Yuna�s mom is saying.. saying�
Achi: Yes yes??
Rui: I see her mouth forming a word� Yes yes!
Rui: N O U N D E R S T A N D
Achi: huh?
Rui: She said �NO UNDERSTAND�
Achi: Hyde know how to speak English what�
Rui: But very the terok meh�
Rui: EH!! WAIT! Hyde�s in the house!
Achi: Huh?
Achi: Yuna�s mom let him in? Hmmm, must be his charm.. *ehemehem*
Achi: I sure know how to pick them!
Rui: U-huh� 
Rui: Eh! Hyde�s in the kitchen!
Achi: Eh wait� I got a phonecall.
Achi: *moshimoshi? Yes Hyde-kun?*
Rui: ����..??
Achi: *WTH?? THEY�RE GONE??*
Achi: Rui-chan! Yuna�s missing!
Rui: WAT?? Jhfjksdhfksdkj!! Pass me the phone!
Rui: Tetsu�s injured btw.. Here, catch *throws phone*

*BOINK!*

Rui: Achi-chan� you got to really work on your aim
Achi: Is Jiro dead yet?
Rui: Nah.. he�s strong. He�ll live. He�s unconscious though
Achi: Poor guy
Rui: *Hyde� yea, Rui here*
Rui: *WHAT TOOK YOU SO DAMN LONG??*
Rui: *YOU TOOK A BLOODY JET AND TOOK THIS LONG??*
Rui: *I DON�T CARE IF YOU HAD TURBULANCE OR IF GODZILLA CAME AND BLASTED YOU!! I DON�T CARE! GO AND FIND THEM NOW!!*
Achi: I tell you, the guy went smoking for an hour first
Achi: Useless�
Rui: *HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHERE YOU SHOULD FIND THEM? YOU�RE A VAMP! USE YOUR BLOODY VAMPIRE INSTINCTS YOU BLOODY IDIOT!!*
Achi: It�s daylight out here Rui
Rui: He�s a half vamp. He�ll survive
Rui: Here, catch *throws phone back*
Achi: *I wont talk to you until you find them� yes, NOW!*
Achi: *slams down the phone*
Achi: The IDIOT!
Rui: Bloody� Haiz~ So where is Yuna and Hisa now?
Achi: This is bad. Wake up Jiro and ask him about their status
Achi: We�re gonna do a bit of sleuthing
Rui: *Koi� nee� *pokepoke* are you awake?*
Jiro: *snore* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz�
Rui: He�s still out
Achi: Kiss him awake!
Rui: *stare at jiro�s lips..* sexy nyer�.
Rui: *stare* mesmerising�
Achi: ����� (-_-�)
Achi: Try not to devour him before we get our info
Rui: Jiro�s awake� *jiro sexy arh biler aru bangun tdo.. groggy2 mcm gitu.. wooo~*
Achi: So? What he saw?
Rui: He says that he saw Hisa whispering something to Yuna and she nodding before the barrage of soaps and soap bottles came flying
Achi: I KNEW IT! They WERE planning smthing!!
Rui: Both of them were kinda attracted together like glue so he only saw Hisa�s back
Achi: *smirk* He was probably distracted by Yuna�s nakedness�
Rui: Nani?!! Yada! He didn�t even bother to peek at her. All skin and bones he said!
Achi: Tsktsktsk� poor guy� it�s been a while since he saw another naked girl
Rui: Jiro�s loyal to me!
Achi: Yea lah, but it�s boring to only have one girl
Achi: Besides, being loyal doesn�t mean he is a saint�
Jiro: Erm, why everyone talking like I�m not here?
Rui: *ignore Jiro* Achi-chan, why don�t you go find Yuna now?
Achi: Malas�.
Rui: I can�t go� erm, Jiro is kinda �attached� to me right bout now� 
Rui: He says he hasn�t gotten he �payment� for his help.. if you get my drift here.. *grin*
Achi: SHUT UP! I DUN WANT TO HEAR IT! MY VIRGIN EARS! MY PURE MIND! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Achi: Plus�. I�m reading a JiroXHisa fanfic� very in-te-res-ting
Rui: ��� Did you say something about a pure mind? Hmmmmmm�.
Achi: Eh, ask Jiro to read it with you. It might enhance something� hehehe
Jiro: Eh, this JiroXHisa mcm dejavu arh! *excited sampai terlompat2!* Exactly same happenings!
Achi: O_O!! Wat? Exactly the same happenings?? 
Achi: Rui!! Yuna and you are in danger!! That fanfic has x-rated content!! Get Jiro and Hisa away from each other!!!
Rui: O_O!!??!


~Owari~