Gundam Seed/Destiny-Untitled.
Uneditted.
by Smudge, Rui & Hantu.
Kira: My gundam is nicer than yours..! It's colourful and it has many colours!Waaaaaa...~
Yzak: STOP SHOUTING! YOU WANNA DIE?!
Kira: What's your problem?! I'm not talking to you!!
Yzak: THEN WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!? THERE IS NO ONE HERE EXCEPT ME, YOU BAKA!!
Kira: Waaaa!! Mwu-san!! You see Yzak!! He's calling me names! Yzak is a big meanie!
Athrun: HOI, MINNA BAGEROU!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!! JUST BURN KIRA'S GUNDAM!!~~Hmm...Yessss...Burn...*cackles*
Yzak: Yes! Burn that Gundam! Athrun! You are finally talking some sense! Burn Kira's Gundam! MUAHAHAHA!
Rey: *enter + swing hair* What's all this din?
All 3 pairs of eyes stare.
Athrun: *sleepy voice* Who...
Kira: *shrill* ...ARE..
Yzak: *booming voice* ...YOU??!! I've never seen you before! Are you a man or a woman?! Cut your hair! You look like a
freaking female, woman!!
Rey: You're just jealous.
Lacus: *taptap* Please excuse the men. They had been in a war...
Athrun/Kira/Yzak: NOOOooo!! TRAUMA!!! WAARGH!
Lacus: Uhh... Yeah, well, as I was saying-
Cagalli: *whisper Psst! Lacus-sama! The boys look weird...
Kira: *checking body for noticeable muscles*
Yzak: *caressing scar seductively*
Athrun: *combing hair with hair gel* Excuse me mister!
Rey: *raise eyebrow*
Athrun: How did you get your hair to be so..... beautiful.. *eyes glitter + continue combing his hair*
Rey: Yes! I agree with you that my hair is most beautiful *whispers to Lacus* Psst! Are they alright?
Lacus: *whispers back* Trauma Rey... trauma...
Rey: Owh... * turns back to Athrun*
Athrun: May I touch your hair? *innocent eyes + glitter + blink-blink*
Rey: *flips hair over shoulder* Come, touch and carress all you want. Beauty should be shared.
Yzak: Athrun! I thought you said my hair was most beautiful!
Kira: I wanna touch too...
Cagalli: *smacks Kira's head* What's the matter with all of you?!
Kira freezes...turn slowly...red eyes...
Kira: You are in my way, Cagalli...*WARNING!*
Athrun touched Kira's shoulder. Understanding glances exchanged.
Athrun: Let me handle this. Cagalli dear, sweetiepie, my adorable fiancee...
Cagalli: *eyes glittering + dazed* Yes, Athrun-baby?
Athrun: *evil smile* Take this, TEME!
Yzak and Kira grab Cagalli's arms.
Cagalli: WTH??! Lemme go!! What are you doing?? Kira! Let me go!! Atrun, what are you gonna do with that?! Put it away!!
AAAAAAAAAA!!!
Athrun: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kira: WAHAHAHAHAHA!! Do it Athrun!! Get it done and over with!
Yzak: *wondering* ...Why am I helping them again...?
Kira: BECOZ SHE IS A TEME!!!
Yzak: Oh yeah hor..... *pauses + takes a deep breath* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
After 10 seconds,
Kira: *pats Athrun's shoulder* I'm proud of you, my friend.
Yzak: *pats his other shoulder + nod-nod* You finally showed her.
Athrun: No, WE finally showed her. *grinsevilly + snip-snip-snip*
Floor: *cant's breathe, can't see anything except some blonde hairy stuff. Blerk!*
Rey: *still there* EEP! O-M-G! THAT-IS-THE-MOST-HIDEOUS-THING-I-HAVE-EVER-SEEN! WHAT IS THAT?!
Lacus: Cagalli! Poor child! Here, let me help you. *covers Cagalli's head & at the same time, revealing some skin*
Cagalli: *pushes Lacus away* I don't need your symphaty, you're not a saint, Lacus. You just want to seduce my brother, Kira!
You SLUT! *grabs scissors from Athrun*
Rey: ARGH! TAHT HIDEOUS THING IS MOVING!
Mwu: *appeared suddenly from behind Rey* Is it safe yet?
Rey: *covers a yawn* I'm going to take a nap now. Mwu?
Mwu: Sir, yes, sir! *salutes*
Rey: Make sure the hem of my EXQUISITE robe does not touch any of that 'hideous thing's' rubbish littering the floor.
*flung hair + turn*
Mwu: Yes, your royal Beautifulness!
Athrun/Yzak/Kira: NOoooo! WE HAVEN'T EXPERIENCE THE SOFT SILKINESS OF YOUR HEAVENLY HAIR!!!
Rey: *turns gracefully*
Athrun/Yzak/Kira: *sees stars* waaaa...so pretty......kirei...
Rey: *smiles* Follow me my three lovies. I will grace you with my beauty in my room...
Athrun/Yzak/Kira: *NOSEBLEED!!!*
Cagalli/Lacus: NOOooo!
--Imagine this--
[Lacus latched onto Kira's feet,
Kira: Must...go...to...Goddess...
Lacus: Kira! My love! My heart! Don't leave me!]
[Cagalli, beyond recognititon, sat on Athrun,
Athrun: Tatsukete!! Get this monster off me!! AARGH! The Goddess is leaving!!! NOOOO!
Cagalli: *hands clutching knife* I'll gorge out your gorgeous green eyes and deface you before I'll let you go to that...that...
FLAWLESS MONSTER!!]
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Yzak: *floats after Rey* ...Beautiful...must touch...
Athrun/Kira: CHOTTO MATTE!!! Goddess!! WAITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Rey: *stops + turns + hair flip* I am not a goddess...I am merely a deity...The true one is.........
Athrun: Who?!
Kira: Who?!
Yzak: Who?!
Rey: *whispers* ......Dullindal-sama....
Athrun/Yzak/Kira: Who?
Person at door: Rey-kun..
Rey: Dullindal-sama!!!
Athrun/Yzak/Kira:..............
Dullindal: *deep voice* Yes? *flips hair*
Athrun/Yzak/Kira:...............
Rey:
Dullindal: *blows on nails*
Rey:
Dullindal: *plays with his SOFT SILKY hair*
THE END.
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Dullindal-sama!!!
Athrun/Yzak/Kira:..............
Dullindal: *deep voice* Yes? *flips hair*
Athrun/Yzak/Kira:...............
Rey: 