- time and tide waits
for none and so do IBIT’s assignment deadlines.
what did a barking puppy said to
- i bit and i can bite
you …….of course.
- what is the art of
trapping crème of youngsters for carving out business geniuses called?
IBIT admission process.
English teacher: if “you
are not given admission to ibit “is the news. is it sensitive, non
sensitive or wat?
student: the news might be sensitive but
the consequences of the news will be sensationally sensitive.
- Mr. john walker asked
his secretary to (literally) burn a file. the secretary burns the files and
when Mr. john walker (proverbially) fires her, she commits another stupidity
by pouring water over herself (to douse the fire).hehuhaha!
- teacher: is the phrase
“buy my product” in the sentence “buy my product, said the sales man”
an adjective phrase?
student: it is “ad-jective” rather
- while the teacher was
delivering lecture on “free markets trade system” a student was over heard
saying “gharib logon ko kiya free market ya market-free system ho.
- what is the official
anthem of management class in IBIT?
a: i will eat money
i will drink money
i will sleep
- theory x: every
employee is as work-shy as the manager was when he was in employee’s place
theory y: every employee loves to work as
the manager was when he was in employee’s place
- three book smart
students return from the tour of a health resort and are asked to write in a
single sentence the most important feature about the resort. the following are
engineering student: i loved the mechanism of
art student: i loved the lanscape.it was
student: urrgh! i couldn’t even find a copy of Business Recorder there.
and their probable interpretations by business students
kabhi khushi kabhi
yeh dil apka hua
bend it like
t3:rise of the
kabhi profit kabhi
teen deewarein aur
laaj(in the stock
apka hua(aur paisay hamaray)
american chai aur
sell it like
t3:rise of the
if IBIT were a software from Microsoft…
would be required to submit an error report to the director each time
something goes wrong.
would be able to multitask i.e. to take many classes at the same time.
classrooms will crash every time a teacher overloads students with
anti-virus tool would be in place to rid the institution of all the nasty
syllabus would never be compatible with the syllabus elsewhere but the
opposite might be possible.
who fail would have to install the software again.
would just have to press just start to
access our class anytime,anywhere
The bird of peace flies away every while,
From the threatening winds of violence
The sky of peace is marred every often
By the smoke and trail of destruction,
am grateful to providence for having blessed me with
Inner peace to shun all the exterior fears
The edifice of exterior peace may tumble
But the clasp of inner peace holds me in the place
Everyone who is anyone will have to let the love within them grow
Lest words like harmony, peace, amity are reduced to dictionary space
All of us can contribute a drop in the ocean of peace
By showering love and spreading good vibes around
Sectarianism, Jingoism and terrorism will cease
If feelings of love and harmony abound
Ayesha was a cute, cheery, innocent child of seven
She lived with her brother, friends and parents
One day her world came to crumbling ruins
May peace proliferate in this brave new world?
May the light of love brighten our lives?