JUDGE:Order in the court! MARIO: Why am I here? JUDGE: Quiet you. PROSECUTOR: Your Honor we are here to put a psycho bars. JUDGE: WHAT!? PROSECUTOR: If you will refer to page 4 of the Super Mario Bros. manual you will see and I quote "The quiet peace loving mushroom people were turned into mere stones, bricks and even field horse-hair plants...." So if the bricks were mushroom people and mario smashed thousands of them then he killed thousands of people!! MARIO: GASP JUDGE: Guilty! LAWYER: hey! JUDGE: What! LAWYER: YOU CANNOT DO THAT! I MUST BE ALLOWED TO DEFEND MY CLIENT!. JUDGE: As you wish LAWYER: If you put mario in jail then you will have no work because nintendo will be out of business. JUDGE: hmm i see well CASE DISMISSED! |