It's time once again to face the Seattle Seahawks, a team I care nothing about. I don't really care that their defense is ranked 8th in the league. I don't even care that they are three and a half games behind me. All I know is that with Bo Jackson back in the lineup, I'm going to rip them a new one, Raider style.

1st Quarter Derrick Fenner and John L Williams each got in a carry, but after 4 plays, Seattle had to punt. Unfortunately, things start out very badly for me. I run Bo twice, but the second one resulted in a fumble that went the other way for a touchdown. I had more problems running Bo in the next drive, but Willie Gault bailed me out with a double jump cutscene and a catch for a first down.Marcus Allen runs up the gut for 20 yards and Bo finishes the drive with a 7 yard TD. The Seahawks set themselves up for a punt at the end of the 1st. Raiders 7, Seahawks 7

You know where this is going...

The Panty Shot was the highlight of the second quarter.

2nd Quarter After Donnelly's punt brings me to the 26, Bo rattles off a big 44 yard run. Jackson and Allen run some more down to the 5 where Bo runs for another score. Seattle goes 3-and-out again and gives me the ball at my 32. After a sack by Jacob Green and a couple imcompletions, the half ends.

Halftime; Raiders 14, Seahawks 7

Other than a fluke fumble and a slow start by Jackson, it's pretty much all me. The Seahawks aren't doing much of anything besides throwing imcompletions and running Fenner for meager yardage. It's games like this I really don't like playing.

3rd Quarter After a great kickoff return by Tim Brown that ended up at the Seahawks 30, it didn't take me long to put one in the endzone. Bo runs it in from 20 yards for his third. On Seattle's possession, Williams runs 3 times for 60 yards and catches a 7 yard TD. To make matters worse, Marcus Allen fumbles shortly after, and the Hawks have it back. Raiders 21, Seahawks 14

That's enough excitement for today, JL.

That is just sad.

4th Quarter At the start of the 4th, Riki Ellison ends his 3-game sack drought and it's 4th and 18. Krieg sails a pass out of bounds, so I luckily get the ball again. Bo takes advantage of the situation and runs to the Seahawks 9 yard line where he scores yet again. Then, bizzarrely enough, Chris Warren is tackled in the endzone on the ensuing kickoff for a safety. After the safety "kickoff", Bo fumbles again and Cortez Kennedy recovers at the 32. However, Greg Townsend gets a sack, and the Seahawks turn over on downs. On the next play, Bo scores a 70 yard TD run to give him five. Amazingly enough, Warren fumbles the return and Long recovers with 2 seconds left, enough time for me give Bo his sixth TD.

What a bizzarre game! Between both teams there were 4 pass completions, 4 fumbles, 8 touchdowns, 339 rushing yards, and a safety. Also, I scored 44 points and only had 7 first downs. The 4th quarter was one of strangest I've played in a while. But all in all, I ripped Seattle a new one like I said I would.

Early on, I didn't think he had a chance to get it because of his first fumble. But it was a really sloppy game, and Bo seems to be the only player who comes out of a sloppy game with any decent stats.

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Rest of the Week

Det 33, RAMS 30 OT DET: Peete 61% for 283 yds 2 INTs RAMS: Everett 43% for 168 yds 4 INTs	TB 20, ATL 31 TB: 227 total yds, 10 first downs ATL: Miller 64% for 236 yds 0 INTs
DEN 16, KD 10 DEN: Johnson 3 rec 97 yds, 5 car 22 yds KC: Thomas 3 rec 104 yds	BUF 34, MIA 20 BUF: Thomas 18 car 173 yds MIA: Marino 30% for 134 yds 3 INTs
CLE 24, HOU 16 CLE: QB Browns 78% for 227 yds 0 INTs HOU: Moon 69% for 217 yds 1 INT	NE 27, JETS 24 NE: Grogan 50% for 206 yds 2 INTs JETS: OBrien 53% for 200 yds 0 INTs
CIN 21, PHI 17 CIN: 135 rush yds PHI: Byars 6 car 36 yds, 2 rec 71 yds	GB 41, MIN 24 GB: Majkowski 87% for 367 yds 0 INTs MIN: Walker 4 car 51 yds, 2 rec 79 yds
IND 17, CHI 24 IND: Bentley 8 car 33 yds, 4 rec 93 yds CHI: Anderson 10 car 84 yds, 4 rec 120 yds	SD 21, NO 24 OT SD: Miller 6 rec 114 yds NO: Martin 6 rec 139 yds
PIT 24, WAS 10 PIT: 122 rush yds WAS: 162 total yds, 7 first downs	PHX 17, SF 24 PHX: 216 total yds, 8 first downs SF: Rice 5 rec 167 yds
GIA 24, DAL 27 GIA: 108 rush yds DAL: 17 4th quarter points

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Raiders' stats

Offense: 3032 total yds (16th), 1123 pass yds (28th), 1909 rush yds (1st)
Defense: 2045 total yds (1st), 935 pass yds (1st), 1110 rush yds (14th)
Individual
Passing: Schroeder 33/69 (47.8%) 1123 yds (16.2 avg) 12 TDs 5 INTs 137.5 rating (NR)
Rushing: Jackson 133 car 1569 yds (11.6 avg) 25 TDs (1st)
Receiving: Fernandez 11 rec 450 yds (40.9 avg) 6 TDs (NR)
Defense: Ellison 14 sacks (T-3), Anderson 4 INTs (T-8)
Returning: Brown 13.7 KR avg (27th), 7.8 PR avg (16th)
Kicking: Jaeger 2/8 FGA (28th), Gossett 52.1 punt avg (2nd)

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Week # Standings

Buffalo Bills 10-1
Los Angeles Raiders 9-1-1
Cincinnati Bengals 8-3
Miami Dolphins 7-4
Pittsburgh Steelers 5-6
Denver Broncos 5-6
Seattle Seahawks 5-6
Cleveland Browns 5-6
Kansas City Chiefs 4-6-1
New England Patriots 4-7
Houston Oilers 4-7
Indianapolis Colts 3-8
New York Jets 2-9

(At this point, even the Patriots have a chance to make the playoffs)

San Fransisco 49ers 8-3
New York Giants 8-3
Chicago Bears 8-3
Detroit Lions 6-5
Minnasota Vikings 6-6
Dallas Cowboys 5-6
Los Angeles Rams 5-6
Green Bay Packers 5-6
Philadelphia Eagles 5-6
Washington Redskins 5-6
Atlanta Falcons 5-6
Phoenix Cardinals 5-7
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-7

(It's pretty sad when only 4 teams in each conference are above .500)