Me: Butt Weight! There's more!
Lizz: blink blink
Weston: um...
Me: paddles and clothes of the lacking nature
Weston: WHAT!?
Me: hehehe
Me: bookies
Me: I been reading
Lizz: *hiding*
Weston: uh-huh
Me: why does Lizz hide?
Weston: idk
Me: and nipple rings...

Weston: i saw a glimps of hell...it looked like vaughans ass-crack.
Me: GAH!!! MY EYES!!!
Weston: u didnt see it...GOUGE OUT MY EYES!!!
Weston: WITH A SPOON!!!
Lizz: lol I'm scared...
Me: Okay! *gouges out Weston's eyes with a spoon*
Lizz: spork!
Weston: *ouch that kinda hurt*
Me: I can see you! *holds up eyes*
Lizz: lol
Me: lol
Weston: lol

Me: Meow
Lizz: blueberry toaster muffin
Me: Jake was Lady Capulet....
Emily: If I have to leave suddenly it's because my folks are home.
Lizz: ooook
Me: the school burnt down and we all died
Emily: I got a gender change
Lizz: was it fun?
Lizz: ...
Emily: no not really
Lizz: I wasn't talking to you!!!!!!!
Me: because when going outside if there is a fire we go by woods room and the other way is faster
Lizz: *stabs Em with sharp object*
Emily: ouch....
Lizz: was there really a fire
Emily: *whacks Lizz on the head with random blunt object*
Lizz: *kills Gem*
Me: Yeah and we all died!
Lizz: blunt...
Emily: how'd the school catch on fire....what did you do Juile?! BLOWING UP SCHOOLS AGAIN ARE WE NOW! HMMMMM?! HMMMMMM?! sounds like fun I wanna make the school go kabooom!
Lizz: moo-ow?
Me: After the fire alerm, I wanted to burn down the school
Me: A lot of people wanted to, too
Emily: cat-cow= kiddy burger
Lizz: can I burn things
Lizz: ?
Me: sure! have fun, dont die

Weston: FUCK ME
Me: Over the internet?

Emily: your a sexy @#!$ gem
Me: O.o
Me: meep
Me: when did you see my ass?
Me: hehe
Emily: while you were changing
Me: O.o
Weston: oh thats hot
Emily: ..........
Weston: lol
Me: what did my underwear look like?
Weston: oh tell
Emily: ...........I'm not telling him
Lizz: you had blue ones before...
Me: yeah...
Lizz: lol
Me: lol
Me: Im wearing blue ones right now I think...
Weston: lol
Lizz: mine are green
Emily: boxers
Weston: hey mine are green boxers
Me: hehe!
Lizz: lol
Me: lol
Weston: lol
Emily: .......
Lizz: but mine are neon green
Weston: mine r sexy green
Emily: *nosebleed* I didn't need to know that!
Lizz: what are we not knowing?
Emily: ................
Weston: yay!
Emily: we don't wanna know
Weston: lol
Emily: touch her Weston and you will die
Me: mine have flowers on them...
Lizz: mine have water droplets
Me: Emily, you should get a thong... Join the club!
Emily: no!
Weston: lol
Me: lol
Weston: yeah even i have one
Lizz: I have 2.5
Me: randomness scares me...
Me: I have 3!
Me: I win!
Emily: I don't need built in wedgie underwear!
Weston: lol
Lizz: I do have three but it's not the right kind(?)
Emily: enough of the thongs already!
Lizz: lol

Weston: no clown gonna get me
Weston: *shoots clown*
Weston: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ZOMBIE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: its the clown from Scary Movie 2...
Me: hehe
Lizz: lol
Weston: hey he'll run from my dick
Me: yep
Lizz: lol
Me: lol
Weston: *smacks the clown in the face with my dick*
Me: ...That is not right
Lizz: *blink blink*
Weston: OUCH HE FUCKING BIT ME!!!!!
Lizz: haha
Me: Awww... he like you
Weston: well im sorry but if you want kids julie we're gonna have to adopt
Me: lol
Lizz: O.o
Lizz: lol
Me: wait... hmm... pity?
Weston: FUCKING CLOWN!
Weston: HAY!
Me: can i watch?
Lizz: watch what?
Me: Weston: FUCKING CLOWN!
Weston: ME TOO ME TOO!
Lizz: I'm lost
Weston: hmmmmmmmmmmm
Me: Weston is fucking a clown
Me: hehe
Weston: damn strait
Me: straight Wesi, straight
Lizz: *blink blink* guy clown?
Weston: yup
Me: heh
Weston: im getting him in the BUTT
Lizz: Weston: damn strait
Lizz: you're not
Me: lol
Me: that is true
Weston: lole
Weston: yea strait in his but
Lizz: yay for bi's!
Weston: lole
Me: straight!!! learn to sleep it!
Me: lol
Me: O.o
Me: spell*
Lizz: lol I'm afeared by you people
Me: yep
Weston: o great now im gonna crave clown butt
Lizz: lol
Me: lol
Lizz: just remember that Cody is not a clown... please...
Weston: I HATE THOSE DAMN CLOWNS!
Weston: ill get him anyways

Me: yep and proud
Me: okkies, and I'll miss you Weston
Me: messed and fucked
Me: up^
Weston: o shit i died
Me: depends on the company

Me: Yay! The speakings of people...
Lizz: lol
Tom: ....lol
Me: wow, almost wrote spankings... I think I am hyper

Me: Mari has a black thong
Lizz: good for him??
Weston: um...
Me: hehe
Me: and a purple elephant
Weston: howed he manage that one
Me: hehehehe
Lizz: *twitch*
Me: I am purposely hearing the wrong words to song
Weston: *pokes beth...no twitching!*
Me: *twitch* It's fun!
Lizz: lol why, it's fun ^_^ there was something wrong with me today?

Me: Wheeee! Churching
Emily: churching?
Me: yep
Lizz: O.o?
Weston: for ur fucking

Me: Oh! There was a broom in books...
Weston: um...
Me: it went places...
Emily: ...........
Emily: o.o
Lizz: O.o
Me: hehe, that sounds soo wrong...
Me: and it is
Emily: dear god gem.............that's scary........
Lizz: lol

Weston: jump off a building and see if you can fly
Me: I did
Lizz: lol
Me: then i woke up
Me: with a cat on my face
Weston: lole
Me: it was odd
Lizz: I fell out of a castle wall
Lizz: the room tilted
Me: was it fun?

Me: and the people ponies? ^_^
Weston: wtf
Lizz: NOOOOOO!!!!
Me: Hahahahaha!
Lizz: I want the spork now...
Me: Dont ask... you willbe disturbed...
Weston: um...ok
Lizz: images..!
Weston: i know beth dont i
Me: I KNOW!111
Me: iMAGES!!!! make it stop!!!

Weston: ur dude died
Weston: this is Zack
Me: um?
Weston: and Weston is dead
Me: Who is Zach?
Weston: Weston's murderer
Me: do you like throat drops, Zach?
Weston: yes
Me: want some?
Weston: not now
Weston: im working
Me: ok ^^
Weston: so how do you know this bleedin corpse
Me: What bleedin corpse?
Weston: THE ONE THATS AT MY FEET!
Me: You have feet?
Weston: yes
Weston: I am a person just like you!
Me: Oh! I don't have feet
Me: ^^
Weston: ANSWEAR MY QUESTION!
Me: What question?
Weston: How do you know Weston?
Me: He was my boyfriend. Was he your boyfriend?
Weston: NO!
Me: Why not?
Weston: But now that I know who his girlfriend was, I'll have to kill her too, or shall I say YOU!?
Me: okkies! Have fun!
Me: ^^
Weston: Ok I'll be seeing you soon.
Me: Picture for reference...
Me: at the corner thingy.. *Note - on yahoo messenger, you can put pictures in the corner of the IMs.*
Me: n.n
Weston: Oh thank you.
Weston: Bye now
Me: bye
Weston: 911
Me: yes, may I ask who's calling?