Who's the Boss? |
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my whole unhealthy obsession with this man began from watching him on the greatest sitcom of all times, who's the boss?! it ran for 8 seasons (1984 - 1992) and you can still see it on the Fox Family Channel at 6:30pm, 12am and 12:30am!!!! |
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Angela: Hi guys
Samantha: What have you done to my father?
Angela: What?
Samantha: Oh you know my father, captain labatomy
Angela: Honey, i'm sure its not that bad. He seemed a little distracted this morning but he told me he was fine, definitely fine.
(From upstairs)TONY!: Samantha, what was...what was i supposed to be doin up here?
Samantha: uh, shaving dad.
TONY!: Oh thank God, I thought I was foamin' from the mouth. (!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Angela: Oh my
Mona: I told you, the guys produce
Samantha: And I�m holding you personally responsible
Angela: Look�look I never meant to hurt Tony. Its just that I wanted the proposal to come from his heart, not from some bruised ego
Mona: Oh please, if its not one excuse than its another one, angela, what is your problem?
Angela: Nothing, just that getting married is a big step�.and I want to start out on the right foot, for the right reasons...because I already failed at it once, OK?
Samantha and Mona: ah�
Mona: So you want a guarantee
Samantha: and it all starts with the perfect proposal
Mona: Believe me dear, it doesn�t exist. I know because by now I would�ve heard it. Face it, the problem here may not be Tony. I think your too scared to take a second chance. And with good reason.
(Next scene with Angela and Tony in Living Room )
Angela: Tony, may I have a word with you?
TONY!: ut oh� I, I did something wrong?
Angela: no, I did
TONY!: no you, no no not you. You�re perfect I�m slime
Angela: No, Tony your not slime
TONY!: oh, too high on the food chain, heh? How bout fungus?
Angela: stop it, your making me feel bad
TONY!: oh You see, I am bad. Bad Tony! Bad Tony!
Angela: No, you�re not bad, your not bad, your not bad. your good, your wonderful! Who cares what the reasons were for you wanting to marry me? I know you love me, and that should be enough.
TONY!: isn�t that kinda what I said?
Angela: Yes, and you were right.
TONY!: I was right? Is this a trick?
Angela: I blew it.
TONY!: It wasnt my fault?
Angela: No, Tony i'm trying to tell you the problem was me. See when the first proposal didnt go well i panicked, and i let my fears about getting married again get the better of me. and so i began to question all your motives and analyze every move and every syllable.
TONY!: Angela, Angela, you know, you think to much.
Angela: I know, i'm trying to quit. And this time i'm listening to my heart, and its telling me that i want to spend the rest of my life with you.
TONY!:Angela, are you, are you proposing to me?
Angela: well yes, i, i guess i am. so, whattaya say?
TONY!: Well gee i dunno... i mean uh, you know a guy likes to be asked in kind of a special way. i mean, we men, we we we we dream about this our whole lives.
Angela: Tony...
TONY!:No no, you dont understand angela. its like when we men get together like in like the weight room you know and we fantasize about the proposal, about the weddding, about the *honeymoon*. you know its unbelievable and you, you've just cheapened that.
Angela:What do you want, a blimp?
TONY!: no i just want to be asked nicely, like like Bubba, and the rest of the guys and i always dream of.
(Angela gets on one knee and Tony holds out his hand)
Angela: Tony...
TONY!: At a moment like this, i'd prefer Anthony.
Angela: Fine. Anthony. I love you with all my heart, and i want to spend the rest of my life with you... Will you marry me?
TONY!: gee i dunno, this is all so sudden. i just, i just dont want to be pressured, ya know?
(Angela twists back his hand)
TONY!: Aya! Alright, Alright, i'll marry ya!
Angela: Are you sure?
TONY!: You bet your life. (!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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