Ok, Kiwi Kraze. Note that craze is spelled with a "k", which of course means that its hip and cool (or something).
Now, lets look at the title screen. What's going on here? Looks like the programmers threw a bunch of random kiddie images together and called it a game. But dont let the screen fool you. Lets get to the game. You are some sort of deformed baby (or maybe its a chicken), and you go around shooting various enemies with arrows that seem to shoot out of your stomach. Whats the point of all this? They never tell, i guess they want you to make up the story. Now dont get me wrong, im no fan of kiddie games, but i cant stop playing Kiwi Kraze. The gameplay is strangely addicting, and you dont need to be high to enjoy it (but it helps). Plus i cant get the damn song out of my head. Definately a f**ked up game, but i recommend you play it NOW.

FINAL RATING:

3 BANANAS

Heres a pic of the actual gameplay, for some reason you cant see the deformed main character, just an outline