24 HOUR NES MARATHON
(AND YES, I WAS INVOLVED)

By now you've probably read about the 24 Hour NES marathon on Cl@y or Dan's site, but what they dont tell you that I, Gromar, was also involved. That's right, you heard it here first. Now, i only lasted 6 hours. Before you say anything, how many of you have actually played for even that long? Thought so. I may not have even made it that far if it were'nt for Doc's moving speech while i played Punch-Out! for about 2 hours:

DOC: "Join the Nintendo Fun Club today, Mac!"

Wait a second, what the fu*k am i talking about. What the hell kind of motivation is that? It's a shameless plug for the "Nintendo fun club"! How the hell is that supposed to help me? FU*K YOU DOC!!!!!!!!!!!! If you weren't so busy plugging the fun club maybe i would've lasted longer.

Next up was 3D world runner. Thank god for this game. It's so addicting and kept me going. The piece of sh*t NESticle rom doesnt work so i have no pics of it. The The pizza arrrived, and we needed a game that didnt require 2 hands. That's where Monopoly came in,but it would  be a center of controversy(more on that later).

Monopoly, the pawn of Cl@y's scam.

Well time passed on, and frustrated with a black and white tv and a lack of games that actually got me hooked, i threw in the towel. Cl@y and Dan lasted 6 more hours, or so Cl@y claims(again, more on that later). NM3 is coming this summer and i am determined to last.

CL@Y'S SCAM

Well as i said, the pizza came at one point and we played monopoly. Me and Dan finished and went back to real games, but Cl@y, being the food lover he is kept eating. HERES THE SHOCKER: Cl@y set monopoly on 8 computer players and ate and ate and ate.... 12 hours my ass! Well, Rich Uncle Pennybags didnt like being involved in such a scam and he had this to say:

"That fat bastard thinks he can get the best of me huh? Well he's in for a BIG suprise at NM3, hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahhahahahahah......cough hack.......excuse me....choke wheeze....hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah!"