raperock

The bands are in order from shittiest and most violent to Less Shitty (but still pretty shitty) and less violent.

1. Limp Bizkit -perhaps the worst garbage to come out of anywhere, ever. Fred Durst promotes hatred, sexism, machoism, and pretty much makes crap music with horrible "8th grader's journal or rap" lyrics. Rating: This pig needs to die.

2. Linkin Park -"Shut up when I'm talking to you" how about "Die when I'm thinking of your shitty DJ and horrible drop D tuning." Rating: They need to also die, all of them.

3. Mudvayne - Coversation between bass player and guitarist bassplayer: "Hey let's dress up in neo-goth clothing and wear makeup and put spikes all over are faces."
Guitar player: "Why Dude?" Bass player: "So we can scare people and Dig up the muck of society and show it to those capitalist pigs!!!" Guitarist: "But dude, will MTV still play us if we do that?" Bass Player: "Ok man, we'll tone it down some. But I'm still wearing Spikes and makeup!"
Rating: May they be impaled on their BC rich guitars.

4. ShitKnot- need explanation?

5. Powerman 5000- There's nothing like industrial Rape music. Rating: These guys aren't a joke?

6. Disturbed- rating: The armed forces use there songs for recruiting purposes, it makes you think, does the army want violent 15 year olds running the show? answer: Aparently.

7. Coal Chamber- It's kinda funny this one, most people forgot about these dicks three years ago. Rating: Shit.

8. Godhead and ADEMA- of course they're two totally different bands, well they both suck dick.
Rating: Godhead's like watching "Adams Family Values" Except cutting out the cool camp scene where shit gets fucked up. Adema, is ARISTA records "Lyrical power-rap(e)-rock"

9. Insane clown Posse- I would murder these 2 guys, but murder is illegal. It's strange that a band that makes rap-rock music could be so horrible as someone would want to murder them... Rating: I haven't mentioned Alien Ant Farm yet so... The people who listen to ICP get beat up at school by the geeks who listen to AAF.

10. Korn and Non-point- Two harmless Rape rock bands. Korn thought it would be cool to make rock music with a bit of rap to it like rage against the Machine, thank you korn for opening the floodgates o' shit. Non-point glow in the dark, I hope they get toxic waste spilled on them and glow from radiation poisoning.