| Alternative Offenses |
| Why have alternative offenses? Cuz late in the season the computer gets too fucking smart. You wanna go undefeated? Well check out this shit... Giants: You know David Megget will get injured. Guess what... Mark Ingram is one of the best running backs in the game. Put him in even if Megget isn't injured. Also, don't be the kid that has his running backs returning kicks. Kick returners should be shitty leftovers that won't fumble the fucking ball. Simms is fast. If the computer knows you're gonna pass, and sends all its boys out there, fucking run for 12 yards. Anderson can catch. Along with Carthon, they should be in your offense at all times. Stay away from trick plays; They take too long to run and the defense will fuck you up late in the season. Best defensive player: LT, idiot. 49er's- Jerry Rice can catch, and he will be covered heavily if all you do is throw. Put Jerry at half back and run him like crazy. Once these tricks stop working, have Montana and Young run for crazy first downs. Art Monk doesn't mind catching short passes and then running for 30 yards. As with all teams, pick the plays that you think you will use the most against a certain team, and then switch them around every three games. Rathman is good for up-the-middle plays because we don't want Jerry to get injured. Best defensive Player: Lott. Eagles: By far the most underrated team in the game, and maybe in the history of pro sports. Randall Cunningham(QB Eagles) can pass for 300 yards, run for 120, and move a team with his raw emotions. Something Bennet, a wide reciever, and Something Quick at TE, will catch everything. You can throw for mad yards in the first six games. Then, when they figure it out, fucking pick a pass play and run Cunnigham like crazy. Pretty soon they will try to cover both and leave either Bennet or the other random Nameless receiver wide open. This team is solid as long as the back up QB never gets into the game. Look for Quick to lead the league in receptions and yards while Cunningham leads in rushing. Best D- Ok defense. Top linebacker is ok. He's no LT though. Raiders: Marcus Allen + Bo Jackson = Greatest Running Combo ever. Sadly enough it will only last 'til game 9 when you play Boomer Esiason and the Bengals. Somehow they gain magical powers and destroy you if you are undefeated by this stage in the season. You can beat this with a good defense and a passing plan that puts Marcus Allen and Tim Brown in short distance plus running. Tim Brown will run you out of town if Bo gets hurt. Brown's faster then Allen, so put brown at Full back or Half back and Allen at TE for those pop pass plays. Defense: Davis, Golic, and Townsend are good. Miscellaneous: Basically switch it up, and a fast QB is a great QB. If a team has a great runner like Byner or Sanders and has a shit passer, always pick a play that involves the team's best player so you won't be trampled by shitty, tub offensive linemen. When you have LT, pick running plays that would send those crazy guys at you that always knock you out so you can fuck shit up and not have to worry about them. Teams most likely to go undefeated: 1. 49er's, 2. Giants, 3. Redskins, 4. Eagles, 5. Bills, 6. Raiders, 7. Dolphins, 8. Oilers, 9. Lions. Most important QB's: Simms, Montana, Cunnigham, Moon, Kelly (AKA Bills), Marino, Esiason??, Elway, Young, and possibly Aikman. Best team that no one cares about: Houston Oilers. I bet now that you know about this gem of a team, you still wont even pick them when you play your sister. Billy's Alternative Offense Pro-Bowl Dream Teams: NFC: QB- Randal Cunningham, Phil Simms RB's- Mark Ingram, Byner,Sanders. Wr's- Art Monk, Bennet, Jerry Rice TE- Quick, Otis Anderson. Kicker: By far the best, the giants kicker. Kick Returners- Emmit Smith, Stephen Baker, Michael Irvin. AFC: QB- Warren Moon, John elway. RB's- Tim brown, Bo jackson. WR's- Ickey Woods, Haywood Jeffries, Earnest Givins. TE- Marcus Allen, Lorenzo White. Kicker- Chiefs Kicker. Kick Returners- Chris Warren, Whoever doesn't start from the WR's spot. |
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