I wanted to make this all dark and scary because slip Knot is all dark and scary. Not only do they suck on there albums, but live they play propane tanks and play there shitty music even worse, if it's possible. 13 year old fat boys who like the WWF and WCW flock to record stores to support the "masked ones". Their teen fans are driven by the hatred of this bad band and by the peculiarly shitty way that they dress. Specifically, the homemade masks. I wondered why they wore the masks so one day I asked Bryan, (bryan knows everything about shitty bands) Bryan said they wore masks "To show the facelessness of society" we laughed for about 10 minutes about the identity plights of teenagers and wondered why these geeks in masks just didn't go Goth. Besides for the fact that goth is a gay fashion trend that still seems to be popular in the midwest mainly for girls "who like to eat there own poop" quote other kid that you wouldn't know, it seems like slip knot would be all about this.(Eating there own poop)
Slip Knot is made up of men ages 24-30 and I'm not sure if this band is manufactured or not, what I am sure of is this "Fat kids who like wrestling and violence, like slip knot". I wonder if shit knot will take off there masks like KISS and tour like that for a few years. Wait, I'd rather they died. |
