San Francisco 49ers: Joe Montana to Jerry Rice is enough to put this team in the playoffs. Roger Craig, Dexter Carter, and John Taylor are all quietly dangerous. Pierce Holt, Bill Romanowski, Charles Haley (before he became shitty, and a grandfather) and Ronnie Lott (2nd best defensive player on the game) combine their powers with that Hindu kid that has the monkey to form Captain Planet and destroy opposing offenses.
Los Angeles Rams: Jim Everett, Cleveland Gary, Curt Warner (Not THAT Curt Warner), Henry Ellard, and Flipper Anderson give the Rams a decent UMPH! on offense. Kevin Greene provides Kid Rock-like white trash motivation (via the helmetless headbutts) to a defense that hangs confederate flags in the back window of their pick up trucks.
New Orleans Saints: Craig Heyward leads a lack-luster offense to nothing. The defense features Renaldo Turnbull and Pat Swilling. In this division, that's not enough to really do anything with.
Atlanta Falcons: Chris Miller QBs, throwing mostly errant balls in the general direction of Andre Rison. Jessie Tuggle is a key linebacker for the Falcons, and has been since the beginning of time. Speaking of time, Prime Time Deion Sanders mans the secondary. Although he is a shitty baseball player, and his disgusting attempt at rap caused me to get into an automobile accident, he can play football. Don't buy his rap album. |
