Washington Redskins: QB Mark Rypien, HB Ernest Byner and WR Art Monk give options to an otherwise shitty offense. The defense has only one star, Darrell Green. Oh wait...the defense sucks ass too.
New York Giants: Phil Simms, Otis Anderson, David Meggett, Mark Ingram, Stephen Baker �The Touchdown Maker,� and Mark Bavaro give the Giants the most potent offense on the game. Leonard Marshall, Lawrence Taylor, Pepper Johnson, Carl Banks, and Myron Guyton combine to form an unstoppable defense. Hands down, best team in the game.
Philadelphia Eagles: Randall Cunningham cannot save the eternal feces that was the early 90's Philadelphia Eagles. The rest of the team is a morbid collaboration of evil feces. Reggie White and Seth Joyner are fun to use on defense, but we�re not in this for fun, are we?
Phoenix Cardinals: Hands down, shittiest team on the game. Period. Ricky Proehl provides a name that you have heard, but you�re not sure where from.The defense and offense are filled with equal amounts of shit.Tom Tupa plays for this team.
Dallas Cowboys: The first year Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith, Michael Irvin and Jay Novacek put together enough firepower to do damage to a mortal team, but are still destroyed by the Giants, Bills and 49ers.The lone bright spot on defense is Ken Norton, (granted he helped LT beat Bam Bam Bigalow in Wrestlemania XI) but in his state in this game, he�d be lucky to sack Steven Hawking. |
