Buffalo Bills: The Bills of the Early 90s dominated. Thurman Thomas has speed, and Andre Reed, James Lofton and Don Beebee make up a solid receiver corps. Jim Kelly and his eternal shittiness are the only offensive problem this team has to face. On defense Bruce Smith, Cornelius Bennett and Leon Seals can keep most teams in check.
Indianapolis Colts: If it wasn�t for Jeff George, you wouldn�t know anyone on this shitty collaboration of currently out of work football players. You might as well press the controller with your teeth when using the Colts, since you'll lose whether you do or not. This way, you strengthen your bicuspids as you play.
Miami Dolphins: Dan Marino QBs for some old time favorites, and Sammie Smith and Marc Logan fill the rest of the backfield with a young Tony Martin and an old Marc �Super� Duper at the wide outs. The defense is played with NCAA Division III walk-ons, which could be why the dolphins are near the shitty end of the league.
New England Patriots: They have Irving Fryar, and Ray Agnew. I don�t know if that is necessarily a good thing, but hey� if it weren�t for the Phoenix Cardinals, the Pats would be the worst team on the game.
NY Jets: Al Toon, Rob Moore, and Terrence Mathis were the WRs for the J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS! Unfortunately you didn�t know about them until they moved on to other teams because Ken O�Brien was throwing to them. The running backs were basically underweight retarded white trash. On defense, picture Larry Bird at every position, and that�s Larry Bird NOW, not Larry Bird of the late 80's and early 90's. ('Cause he would fuck everyone up.) |
