The New Concept
By Someone Skye Knows. (Anon)
Advisory from Skye: Do NOT drive after reading this please.

i wish to introduce a new concept...please, don't tell anyone [note from skye: I have the exclusive authorization to publish this] about it..its very confidential...after my studies, i will contact the most brainy, preferably science nobel laureates, to work on a fabulous project which will revolutionise the world! i'm going to ask the scientists to create a pill which will increase sexual pleasure millionfolds...thereby producing a lot of useful energy which can be used to turn turbines to produce electricity!! no kidding! this energy will be very cheap and we will always have guinea pigs willing to undergo the experience! in view of our future energy crisis...i'm bringing a perfectly simple solution to such a "casse-tete" for the scientists!! great, isn't it?

but the project carries a major disadvantage...when both partners take the pill...it will cause a chain reaction of sexual pleasure, if not controlled...that is, if ice cold water is not poured periodically on them during the act...this can cause an explosion of semen and cause a permanent downpour of semen in the area..in fact within a 24 mile radius from the explosion...the consequence of this explosion will cause a great infection greater than the Great Plague in UK in whatever year , i think in the 1920's? this infection will send the heart beats skyrocketting, the blood pressure will soar considerably and this will kill people within 24 mins... there are other disavdantages...due to the intensity of energy liberated, this experience cannot be performed by more than 2 partners...we need max 2..solo will not work! of course, i will be the one supplying electricity to consumers....i'm going to make so much money out of this project that i've thought about a premature retirement! prob 35, what do u think?

unfortunately, i won't be able to make bombs..we will need atomic bombs which will be as big as a queen size bed...this will be too heavy for aeroplanes to carry..but EUREKA! i'm going to use ants! i'll inject that liquid in them which will increase the sexual pleasure and the energy liberated..Dear God, you realise this...an atomic bomb will be no bigger than those "pop-pop" firecrackers [note from Skye, let�s just say they�re small]...oh boy, Bin Laden will be so proud of me! but u realise what this means...there will be more power-ridden assholes with "pop pop" atomic bombs in their pockets and we'll have more countries invaded...well that's not my prob..i brought a solution to their future energy crisis...the world should at least thank me for that...as for the atomic bomb..the radiation of semen won�t reach my secret residence...so i won't be affected...that's the problem of the CIA or KGB or M16 or whatever stupid Govt agency which feel concerned by the dangers of the "pop pop" atomic bombs!

I hope you won�t drive now. This is a work of fiction, don�t blame me, lol.
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