Roses are black like your bum
Violets are white like your cum
I don’t love you with all my heart
But I will be sad if we part
Before valentine’s day
Cos I want to have my say
In all the chocolates which make
my glee
In all those pretty silky panties
I always see
And which you’re going to buy for
me.
***
Then we did it in the public loo
For the wedding night
Because my sexual requests did not
end into your flight
For the next ten years
You quenched all my desires
Or at my office so I had to take
the sack
This poem stops here
As for the last 20 years you’ve
been nowhere near
Since the undertaker refused to
let me
Take the part of you which would
make me happy
***
I love you with all my heart
Even if you have hairs on your butt
I love you with all my heart
Even if you only have one nut
I love you with all my heart
Even if your stomach flap weighs
tons
I love you with all my heart
Even if you have 5 illegitimate
sons
I love you with all my heart
Even if you gamble all my money
I love you with all my heart
Even if you’re never horny
I love you with all my heart
Even if you can only cum once a
week
I love you with all my heart
Even if you like to play hide and
seek
I love you with all my heart
Even if you’re a voyeur at night
I love you with all my heart
Even if the neighbours’ dogs ran
away at your naked sight
I love you with all my heart
Even if you whip me
I love you with all my heart
Cos my heart won’t see
All your flaws
On which I will not strain
But my brain sees behind closed
doors
So I don’t love you with all my
brain.
***
When I first met you
My head went ‘hum’
But then you dumped me with a ‘boum!’
And my ass went ‘shlroom!’ (with diarrhea )
You make me sick
Diarrhea and constipation
Hysterics and depression
I can’t believe I let you
Turn me into such a slob
It will never happen again!
So fuck Valentine’s day!
Go flush these cards away
Just save me the chocolate hearts
So I’ll be pimply and ugly
And no guy(except if reeeeeeeally desperate) will ever look at me
***
When I fall in love, it will be forever
I will see your face
And your movements full of grace
To me you will look like a supermodel
Though you’ll more likely be like a troll
But I’ll never find you droll
And will always want to be your belle
Maybe you’ll be horribly fat
Maybe you’ll smell like a sewer rat
Maybe you’ll have only rotten teeth
Making your mouth constantly reek
But I will not care
Coz to me, it’ll be the perfume that you wear
What if you act like a monkey?
And have teeth like a donkey?
I’ll love you anyway
And tolerate you, come what may
***
By Kathryn
Dear Skye,
I like the sadism in your eyes,
The brightness in your smile,
And the unusual variedness in
your style…
But, how can I forget
The fattiness in your bum,
The readiness of your thumb?
Sure, you’re somehow gonna make
them cum
Through their
Brains, which you don’t seem to
lack
Attack the britneys and Avrils
of this world,
Gimme a pack of silly rock
songs, pics of gay stars,
Your previous scars hidden by
your current wars,
You don’t give a damn about the
norm(s),
Ballbreaker, happy wanker, busy
net surfer,
You’d even endure pain for
pleasure…
Everyone fucking look beyond
your armour,
You’d find the romantic gal with
the big heart,
Her cute cards, unconventional
views and long nails
Are enough to give you a start,
She’s a great friend, nice
advice, loads of fun,
And who cares if she can’t run,
if she’s no nun?
She’s Skye, my friend, not
banal,
Just special…
***
cupid is dead.
i shot him in the head.
he pleaded to me with his angel
eyes,
he said "I don't want to
die"
i laughed, spat in his face,
ripped his wings.
who'll ever want such an angel
in disgrace!
the gun felt light in my hands,
the gun felt good when i pulled the trigger.
he died without fame,
he died without flowers.
i started to laugh,
i started to cry.
valentine day is no more
***
A New Shift
By Josh Parton
Damage the decks with your praise
Eating the insides of purity
Firing your broken torpedos
Almost as useful as a flower (almost as useful as a flower)
Non exsistant
Non Exsistant
Beliving
believing
It's a new shift
Jump on board
Leave the old behind
Snap bang rebound
The wheels of the air filled cycle
Balance the blinded scales
Clouds shaped like hearts
AS black as the worn pavement (as black as the worn pavement)
Non exsistant
Non Exsistant
Believing
believing
It's a new shift
Jump on board
Leave the old behind
Snap bang rebound
Non exsistant
Non Exsistant
Believing
believing
Hey you were right all along
how shameful for us to ever disagree
Towards a new evolution
Clouds shaped like your heart (clouds shaped like your heart)
Non exsistant
Non Exsistant
Believing
believing
It's a new shift
Jump on board
Leave the old behind
Snap bang rebound
***
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