I was born on a sunny day
And everyone was gay
Even though I wasn't a boy
I brought them a lot of joy
An older brother I had
Who thought he was a lad
A sister I was to have
Who was not my fave
Being taught by a teacher
Feared by me like danger
Learning how to dive
Feeling adult at five
Prettier at ten
Meeting a new ken
Playing with dolls
During the hols
Guess who I am now
Never looking like a cow
Sunbathing under huts
The parents hating my guts
Wearing mini-skirts
And extravagant shirts
What could be my age?
I am a teenage!