I want a dickless guy
Who can keep me satisfied
Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid of sex
But the thought of childbirth makes my insides flex
How the hell am I supposed to stretch
To accommodate a 20 cm diameter head?
Isn't PMS enough?
So why do I have to huff and puff
To bring an ungrateful brat into a world
Full of dirt, hate and walking mould
If I was god I'd change the rules
Make my husband bear the pain and blues
Make him agonize in the maternity ward
Make him see how a woman's life is hard
People take us for granted and I hate it
I am female but definitely not magic

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