The world of pop is full of hatred
A band that I have always detested
Are named the Spice Girls
With their ridiculous hair curls
Geri, the girlpower one, is so fat
Emma, the old one, needs a hat
Mel C, the flat one, has no butt
Mel B, the devil one, needs a haircut
The alien one is Victoria Adams
Who will soon be one of the Beckhams
That's why I hate her so much
I've never disliked a person as such
The five of them don't have any talent
They only try to have to act a bit gallant
For people to fall for their smiles
And to see them, travelling miles and miles.