I tried with all my might
But I just can't get it right
I do not understand
Why yours refuses to bend
Mine is big and malleable
Though you insist small is pleasurable
I caress mine when I'm in bed
Sometimes till it turns bright red
It'll swell when held real tight
And never give up without a fight
It will work all day and night
It will always make my mornings bright
Now that you know all of its feats
Accept that I have the most beautiful feet!

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