*Boyz* (Extracted from: 'The Fornicaty-Wanky business')
Girls are human beings,
Boyz- I'm not sure, but I'll check
When I see a boy, I see his face
His face full of ugly warts
His purple, lizard-like lips
His ugly, globular, yellow, disco eyes
The hairs sticking outta his stuffed nose
And of course, the lerume (mucus) dripping
Like Oreo cream from his nose
Boyz are lazy, leering and hairy
They have head lice, body lice, pubic lice!
So my advice is
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Before you sleep with a boy, spray him with Parapoux and Parapuces