My worse nightmare came true
The other day as I stared at you
In the mirror
I couldn't help myself
I screamed out loud for help
As I stared at you
In the mirror
The VAT's supposed to slow down inflation
But you don't seem to be affected!
I bought myself a pretty bra
A little lacy beauty
The biggest size I could find
Persuaded it would fit you
But I had to give it away
To someone who had smaller, normal ones
Your size sure is fascinating
But I must stop staring at you
In the mirror
I can't exchange you for something else
(why , oh, why?!!!!)
And maybe that's a sign
That I could be mistaken
Maybe my mirror's defective
Like all the mirrors in the world

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