| Nick D is more than a name: it's an attitude, it's a lifestyle, it's an entity of its own. It's a personification that can't me mimicked but only lived. Here are some clues as to what creates the mind state behind the lifestyle. I wanted to stray from a typical web site's bio page. It's too cliche to say hey my name is blah, I'm blah years old, I work at blah and go to school. So I decided to give a more creative representaion of myself through an interview. |
| Interview With A Nick D |
| "...and on and on I torched my soul to show the world that I am pure deep inside my heart. No more lies." Billy Corgan |
| Why do they call you Nick D??? Answer: Well one night when I was intoxifuckacated, I was dropping some rhymes on the mic and I came up with my gangsta name -it went a little something like this "I'm Nick D and I get respect, your cash and your money is what I expect." We're going to KFC, what do you prefer - small, medium or large breasts? Answer: I like all types of women, I'm not really a breasts man. As long as they have a gorgeous face, nice ass and lots of money I'm cool. Do you play any instruments? Answer: Well I started playing guitar about four years ago. But my life long instrument would have to be that of the skin flute. I feel that proficiency is gained through experience and I have definately worn off the hinges of the infamous trunk O' love. So I hear you have gone to college, have you ever thought about joining a fraternity? Answer: It is funny that you mention that. My roommate E and I co-founded the Englewood Masta Beta Chapter. In last year's rush we didn't initiate many new members, but we are hoping through this site that our chapter will grow with leaps and bounds. What do you feel about society's new obsession with the FAST AND THE FURIOUS Nos mobiles? Answer: I've met many creatine meat heads that want to beat my ass and its always over the penis envy of my European luxury car Rufus. Rufus is fully equipped with 10 inch rims, a rust resistant hood, a fully functioning air-conditioning system, a manual open sun roof, an engine that would outrun any standard go-kart and a wicked 8 track sci-fi surround sound booming system. So we hear that you are an acclaimed, award-winning chef, could you shed some light to some of your techniques? Answer: There are three major rules when cooking for the opposite sex: # 1 - Ho-Ho's local take-out # 2 - Microwave # 3 - Lots and lots of red wine Unsuspected warmed up Ho-Ho's always taste great to intoxicated, giddy females. Where do babies come from? Answer: Babies come from the mama's Virginia. That's some place out east...I think. How many girls have you selpt with? Answer: To do these things we cannot talk about these things. Why do you spell 'the' "tha"? Answer: I inherited the spelling from the notorious socio-political leader of our generation Zach De La Rocha. "This is for tha people of tha sun." Do you believe in karma? Answer: Although I am completely captivated by the thoughts and ideas of the east I cannot force myself to accept the idea of karma. But I am a firm beleiver in the karma sutra. What do you think is your biggest talent? Answer: Well I was blessed with this humungous mouth and well it is known that I can fit a whole c cup.....well, you know ladies what I'm tring to say. (wink wink) Nick D you are a pillar of the community. When you felt most appreciated for your work? Answer: I don't know there is this singer... You might of heard of him Bono? He wrote this song that was inspired by me. It goes a little something like this. He has no idea how much he has contributed to pop music by writing that song about me. He should thank himself. What is the sound of one Trunk O' Love clapping? Answer: Left, left, right, right, left, ...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Any last words? Answer: And I like lube. |
| "Under a wine red sky The party has gathered in snow and ice Arms entwined the party's hugh Nick D says says He says it's true And we drink booze We drink to the new We can be drunk All is quite on Nick's birthday I want to be with Nick be with Nick night and day I will be with Nick again I will be with NNNick again" |