Blink-182
2. "When are you gonna take me out to dinner."
3. "I can't believe you forgot our anniversary."
4. "Does pink mean I'm pregnant?"
5. "Don't worry about it. My doctor gave me some cream to relieve the itching."
6. "I swear if I catch you staring at another girl..."
7. "Do I look fat in this?"
8. "Yeah and don't forget to buy the tampons."
9. "Van Meathead is so sexy why don't you work out?
10. "Rule number one: the girl is never wrong."
2. My girl cooks and cleans for herself.
3. My girl doesn't need an anniversary to take care of me nightly.
4. My girl will never get pregnant.
5. My girl will never bring home any diseases.
6. My girl drops things so we can look at members of the opposite sex together.
7. My girl has mad style.
8. My girl can carry the weight of her own needs.
9. My girl is satisfied with the man whose life she's a part of.
10. My girl can't be wrong she's always the right.