| "Murder on the dance floor. Better not kill the grove. D.J. gonna burn this godamn house right down." Sophie Ellis Bextor |
| Just because a man takes his daily tasks seriously doesn't mean he can't cut loose. I may have an appreciation for literature, philosophy and music. I may care about my job but you can't ever strip away a man from his inner animal. Here's a look at some of the party fun at the Masta Beta house. |
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| A dramatic three picture reenactment of the events that took place on a typical Friday night at Nick D's Tech Center apartment. |
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| I decided to stray from my usual diet of protein shakes and drank a 40 ounce margarita instead. |
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| That was me crying tears of sorrow when I realized that I had just puked out all that valuable alcohol. |
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| I'm not gay I swear. |
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| People often ask me how I keep my toned physique. I let the picture speak for itself. |
| "When it's time to party we will party with a hard on." Nick D. W. K. |
| Hey I'm an equal opportunity puke man. I'll toss just as easy and fast in some "hole in the wall" bar's toilet as I will in my own porcelain bowl. |
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| "Drinking beers too slow Beer bong is the way to go." NOFX |
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| "Have your people talk to my people and I'll get back to you." The Masta Beta president E shows Nick D his approach to time management which enables him to create more valuable party time. |