| Anime Interviews The Cast of Tenchi Interview Adam: Welcome faithful followers! Have we got a treat for you! Dan: We�re here at the Masaki Household to interview the cast of Tenchi. Tenchi: *waves slightly* Hi. Ayeka: Hello there. Ryoko: Yeah, hi. Kiyone: Hey. Yosho: Always a pleasure to have guests around. Mihoshi: *whining* My show... its on... I�m gunna miss it! Kiyone: Will you know that off?! I set the timer on the VCR to record it. Mihoshi: *stops* Thanks Kiyone! Dan: ...anyways... Adam: Let me just ask you up front Tenchi! Are you gay? Dan: *smacks forehead* Adam can�t you ask any questions besides that? Tenchi: Wha? NO! Adam: Then if you aren�t why haven�t you made a move on any of these fine looking girls? Ryoko: If you�re trying to flatter us, its not working slime ball. Adam: *sinks in his chair some* Yeesh.. Dan: Kiyone, why is a girl who is focused on her career such as yourself stuck here? Kiyone: *points at Mihoshi* I have to take care of my partner here and how we�re going right now.. I�ll never get that promotion... Dan: Yeah I know the feeling.. Adam: Mihoshi, why are you such a ditz?! Mihoshi: I am not! Adam: Yes you are! Mihoshi: Kiiiiiyone! Make him stop! Kiyone: *mushroom sighs* Big baby. Dan: Ryoko, you do know that some woman would envy you because you look so nice especially at your age? Ryoko: An upside to being a demon Ayeka: What would anyone see in that old hag? Ryoko: *growls* Hey who are you calling an old hag?! Dan: *laughs a little* Ryoko: *glares at Dan* What are you laughing at?! Dan: *nervous laugh* ..did anyone tell you that you look cute when you�re angry? Ryoko: Thanks for the compliment. Ayeka: Who would find her more attractive than me given that I�m a lot younger? Ryoko: You wanna start something?! **Ryoko and Ayeka have a stare down the little bolt of electricity going between them** Adam: Hey, what about T-- Tenchi: *covers Adam�s mouth* Shh! What are you crazy?! Yosho: Girls. Calm down. Dan: How do you handle situations like this in the household? Yosho: If they have a problem, they are asked to go outside and handle it or just cool off. Dan: Is Nobuyuki around? Tenchi: My dad�s off somewhere. Adam: How about Washu? Kiyone: In her lab working on stuff. Adam: Kiyone did anyone tell you that you�re a goddess? Kiyone: Give me a break. Adam: Awww.. Dan: Ayeka, do you ever miss Jurai? Ayeka: Of course I do, but I don�t want to leave Lord Tenchi�s side. Ryoko: What a load of crap, you do know that I met Tenchi first? Adam: Ayeka, why do you act like you�re higher than everyone in the house when you�re not even higher than them here? Ayeka: Well I never! Ryoko: Its the way little miss princess was brought up. What else do you expect? Ayeka: Oh shut up Ryoko! Sasami: *walks in carrying a tray of snacks* I thought I�d make some snacks for everyone.. Dan: *thinking to himself* Please don�t let Adam embarass me... Kiyone: *thinking to herself* Please don�t let Mihoshi embarass me... Adam: Oh boy! I�ve wanted to taste your cooking! *starts digging in* Mihoshi: You made my favorites! *starts digging in* Kiyone and Dan: *simotaniously bow their heads* Why me.. Adam: Did anyone ever tell you that you�re a good cook Sasami? Sasami: *childish giggle* Thanks. Dan: Do you like being the cook here Sasami? Sasami: Its the least I could do for them letting me stay here and it really isn�t that hard. Washu: *comes out of her lab* Well what do we have here? Guests. Adam: Washu! Washu: Just call me Lil Washu. Adam: Did anyone ever tell you how gorgeous you are Washu? Washu: Not really, but I am one of the greatest minds in all of the universe. Washu Bot A: *on one of her shoulders* You�re the greatest Washu! Washu Bot B: *on her other shoulder* Way to go Washu! Washu: So who are you two? Adam: Forgive my manners. My names Adam and that�s my co-hort Dan. Dan: *rolls eyes at Adam* Does he ever stop? Washu: So how�d you two like to be my gineau pigs like Tenchi? Adam: I�d love to! Dan: You�re talking about yourself there. Washu: *grins* Great! Tenchi: *runs off* I gotta go! Dan: *following Tenchi�s lead* Don�t want to overstay my welcome! Yosho: *yells* Don�t forget your chores Tenchi! Adam: *sitting there* Oh boy! Ryoko: *in an arguement with Ayeka again* I�m going to be the one who gets Tenchi! Ayeka: *snobbish laugh* You�re foolish if you think that Ryoko! Mihoshi: *now happily watching her show* Yaaay! Kiyone: *bows her head* I hate my life... Dan: *outside the shrine with Tenchi, panting from running* That was a close one... Tenchi: You�re not telling me... Dan: Wait a minute? Where�s Adam? Tenchi: I think he stayed behind. Dan: What an idiot.. Tenchi: He�ll learn after Washu uses him as a gineau pig. Dan: Adam is the type of person who -would- enjoy it. Tenchi: *puzzled face* Yikes.. Adam: *meanwhile in the house* So what am I going to have to do? Washu: I just need some samples and then you�ll test out my latest invention. Adam: Sounds li-- *dragged off by Tenchi and Dan who came back for him* HEY! Dan: Adam! We have no more time to waste! Time to go! See ya Tenchi. Tenchi: Yeah, bye. *runs off to do is chores* Dan: *resting on the outside of the property* Phew.. Adam: You ruined my fun. I hope you�re happy. Kamidake: *in log form* What a beautiful day isn�t it? Adam: *surprised* WHAT THE?! Azaka: *also in log form* Its just another one of those days. Dan: It�s just Azaka and Kamidake Adam. We past them when we came in. Adam: *tries acting all suave* I know.. I just did it for dramatic effect. Dan: Sure you did. Now let�s get going. *walks off dragging Adam with him* |