Dan.
Adam : *cutting him off* And I�m the brains of the operation Adam.
*they both are eyeing Sailor Neptune, Sailor Mars, and Sailor Venus*
Dan : ummm where to begin? How about you Sailor Moon?
Sailor Moon : *looks kinda shocked* Me? ok
Dan : You are a Princess right?
Sailor Moon : Yep Princess Serena.
Adam : *cuts her off a little* How can you be a princess and be such a klutz?
Sailor Moon : I am not a klutz!
*Sailor Mercury, Jupiter, Mars, and Venus start bursting out into laughter*
Sailor Moon : Hey what�s so funny?!?
Sailor Mercury : You never study.
Sailor Jupiter : You eat like a pig.
Sailor Venus : You go guy crazy and spend too much time at the arcade.
Sailor Moon : So do you!
Sailor Venus : Umm I ....
Adam and Dan : You don�t talk to one of our goddesses that way!
Sailor Mars : And you blow us and study buddies off without warning meatballhead!
Adam : My goddess you are so pretty when you are kinda mad.
Sailor Mars : *yelling* I am not even hardly mad yet!!!
Adam : She�s even more pretty!
*Sailor Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto laugh*
Dan : Such a heavenly laugh you have there my goddess.
Sailor Neptune : Me?
Dan : Of course my goddess of beauty.
*Dan looks around*
Dan : Ok Mars this one is for you. Is it true that you have some temper?
Sailor Mars : *yells* I absolutely do not!
Adam : *smacks him upside the head* You don't speak to one of our three Sailor
Goddesses that way! God she's beautiful when she's like that!
Dan : Sorry it slipped
Sailor Mercury : I think she needs some anger management courses.
Mars : Go stick your nose in some book or something!
Mercury : Too late. *is reading a book*
Adam : I got the next question! *looks at Venus* What�s your number and address?
Sailor Venus : Umm I�ll give them to you after the interview cutey.
Adam : *in a trance* All right my goddess of love.
Dan : *looks at Neptune* This question is for you my goddess of beauty. Am I the kind of
guy that you would go out with my goddess?
Sailor Neptune : Umm .... well I guess so. You seem all right.
Sailor Uranus : *buts in* I hope this won�t affect our close relationship.
Sailor Neptune : Of course it won�t!
Dan : Would you go on a date with me?
Sailor Neptune : *looks at Uranus* Um I think I can�t.
Adam : One night with me ....
Dan : *cuts him off* How about this Friday? Uranus can come along!
Sailor Neptune : *looks at Uranus then Dan* Sounds great!
Sailor Uranus : I guess it�s ok.
Dan : Excuse me for a second! *runs outside* Yes! I got a date with my Goddess of
Beauty!! *runs back in* Thanks for waiting.
Adam : Congratualations you lucky son of a gun! My turn to ask a question! *looks
around and his eyes fall a Lita* Lita is it true you are the best cook of the group and have
a crush on Uranus?
Sailor Jupiter : Well it is ture about me being a great cook out of all of us. But as for the
crush on Amara.....well *blushes* ...... I�d like her as a close friend.
Adam : Mini Moon I have a question for you.
Sailor Mini Moon : For me?
Adam : Yes. Don�t you think you act and dress a little bit too sluty for your age?
Sailor Mini Moon : Well I never *pulls her dress up a little bit*
Sailor Moon : Hey there�s no problem with her! She�s my daughter! She dresses like me
and acts like me.
Sailor Mini Moon : I do not act like you!
Sailor Moon : Do too! And I�m your mom and you will listen to me!
Sailor Mini Moon : *sighs* All right. I don�t know how you are my mom anyways! I
want DNA tests done!
Sailor Moon : We already went through all those. All the tests stated that I�m your
mother.
Adam : *blinks* I should�ve never asked that. The answer was so obvious.
Dan : Umm Uranus this one is for you. Why do you always dress like a guy?
Sailor Uranus : Cause I act like one and compete with them and not other girls ..... I don't
want them to treat me any different or lose respect for my skills and talent! And anyways
James from Pokemon wears a dress and all you do is blink and still except him. I put on
clothes that make me look like a guy and I get questioned and gawked at.
Adam : Well are you a real girl Uranus?
Sailor Uranus : Of course you sad excuse of a reporter!
Adam : Sorry! Ok. Can�t I ask a simple question without any change in a person�s normal
voice?
*Adam and Dan look at each other*
Dan : Who�s turn to ask?
Adam : I�ll ask! *eyes Mercury reading a book* Thought you can hide from us? The press
sees and hears everyone and everything!
Sailor Mercury : I wasn�t hiding!
Adam : Describe your relationship with Duo Maxwell?
*everyone suddenly starts staring at her*
Sailor Mercury : *swallows hard* It is based on admiration and respect ...
Adam : *cuts her off* Save that for Oprah if she asks you! Give me the details! Like what
was his �Maxwell Magic�?
Sailor Mercury : *blushes* Well ...... I .... I have it written in my tell all book �My Affair
With A Gundam Boy�. It tells about that and what happened in that basement.
Adam : This ain�t a book club or promotion ...... So spill it and save our interview readers
a ton of money so they get all the major part and don�t have to buy your book.
Sailor Mercury : *sighs* Ok ...... We did it in the basement and showed me own of his
special books. He talked me into trying what I saw in his book. His magic made me feel
wonderful no matter what he did. His �magic� can make any girl show their wild side no
matter how hard it is to image.
Dan : *cringes* That�s out right creepy!
Adam : *his eyes glow a little* We can experiment with that a little later in one of the
back rooms!
*everyone shows a face of disgust*
Mercury : Is that all you think about is sex?
Adam : No, I have to first think about who im gonna do it with.
Mercury : Why bother asking.
Adam : you still up for it?
Mercury : A little later.
*everyone gags*
Serena : Hey Why doesent one of yall wanna lay me?!?
Adam : Excuse me one minute! *gags* cause none of us is into Animetioa.
Dan : That is simple Serena. Reason one : your ugly. Reason two : We ain't that
desperate. Reason three : You ain't fit to wipe our goddesses shoes .... so what would we
see in you? Reason four : What package is there for you to offer us?
Serena : I HAVE BREASTS!
Adam : *blinks* What breast? *looks around*
*Adam hands Dan a set of Binoculars*
Adam : I dont see any why dont you check.
Dan : Ok *looks around* I see none on Serena and I don�t know about you but my eyes
started to burn just looking at her.
Adam : *laughs* True.
Dan : Reason five : Your hair style.
Sailor Mars : Yeah Meatballhead!
Adam : God I love when she yells at Serena!
Sailor Moon : I thought I told you to stop calling me that?!?
Sailor Jupiter : Well you are a meatballhead!
*Tuxedomask shows up*
Sailor Moon : HE'LL LAY ME!
Adam : God he that desperate?
Tuxedomask : What?!?
Adam : This one is for Darien. What drugs were you on when excepting her as your
girlfriend?
Tuxedomask : I think I was hammered and on weed I think.
Dan : *laughs* Had to be worse!
Sailor Moon : *yells at Dan* What do you mean by that?!?!
Sailor Neptune : Hey he's just doing his job.
Dan : I love it when she acts so kind!
Adam : >< Lucky Bastard!
Sailor Mars and Venus : You still got us!
Adam : And how could I ever forget that?
Sailor Mercury : And our after interview arrangement?
Adam : Naw, I cant forget about you, babe, I'll do things that Duo, never dreamed of. Boy
do I share the wealth.
Dan : I got a question for Neptune. I feel kinda tired and this interview might last a while
longer. Could I lay my head on your lap?
Sailor Neptune : *giggles* I guess.
*Uranus glances a quick glare at them then turns her head*
*Dan lays his head on her lap*
Adam : Venus same question.
Sailor Venus : Mm, of course., I was hopeing it to be honest.
Adam : All right!
*Adam lays his head on her lap*
*Artimis glares from a distance and silently growls of jealousy*
Sailor Neptune : Boy you two are friendly fellows.
Dan : Wouldn't have it any other way.
Adam : I can be much friendlier!
Dan : *glares at Adam* Neptune's mine!
Sailor Neptune : *giggles* Competition over me?
Dan : Not really .... just had to remind him of something.
Adam : I can be friendlier to Venus then!
Venus : Mmm., I can�t wait.
Dan : We only have one thing to say to you Pluto.
Pluto : What is that?
Dan : Thank you
Pluto : Thanks for what?
Dan : Without you saving our goddess Neptune would've died.
Pluto : What about the others?
Dan : The clown squad? No offense Venus or Mars.
Sailor Venus and Mars : *takes a deep breath* None taken
Dan : They'd just botch up and she would've died.
Uranus : Hey I almost died too!
Dan and Adam : That's just a damn shame! You got her in that mess!
Neptune : You two stop for me please?
Dan and Adam : *stops at the sound of her voice* Yes goddess! Anything for you
goddess!
Sailor Neptune : I never knew anyone cared for me so much.
Dan and Adam : Cause you're our goddess and deserve better.
Sailor Neptune : Why do you keep calling me a goddess?
Dan : Cause you are a goddess of beauty. You have extraordinary looks. You make any
clothes or style look good. You are extremely skilled and talented and have a pure heart.
Anyone that good must be a goddess!
Sailor Neptune : *blushes* Aww
Dan : It is the truth!
Sailor Neptune : How about him?
Adam : I follow this guy cause he's got good taste when it comes to goddesses. But I'm
still the brains of this operation!
Sailor Neptune : How could he be the brains if he follows?
Dan : *head still on her lap whispers so she can hear* Cause he's "special" you know
Sailor Neptune : Oh
Adam : Hey I ain't slow!
Dan : If you say so!
Adam : Venus, if I found Artimis a happy home ..... could I take his place and sleep with
you in your bed?
Sailor Venus : Well, maybe at the foot of the bed. If you �please me�, I might think about
letting you sleep at the head *she smirks impishly*
Artimis : *jumps out of the shadows and bites Adam's hand* I am irreplaceable!
Adam : *holds his hand* Ow! I could get rabies from that!
Venus : Bad Artimis! He's been vaccinated. Now I have just gotten a finalized decision
on whether to get him fixed or not.
Dan : Ack! A cat! I'm allergic to them! *claps his hand* Corporate hired guard! Remove
*points to Artimis* that cat!
Guard : I said my name's Fred.
Dan : Yeah whatever. Get rid of the cat now guard!
*the guard picks up Artimis and starts to walk towards the exit*
Serena : *eyeing and following the guard* He's so cute! He's so dreamy! What a hunk!
Guard : Ummm .... I'm married! Get her away! She's ugly! She's scaring me!
*the guard runs out the exit still carrying Artimis*
Serena : *looks down* Aww!
Darien : Another reason I don't like you! You flirt with anything that moves! We're a
couple and you still do it! It's over! *sits down in his chair*
Serena : Aww *starts to wail*
Adam : No! Stop! We have no flood insurance for this building!
Dan : Let's see that's the 100th one scared off this weak.
Adam : Feh! Guards are expendable!
Darien : *when he sits down eyes Sailor Mars, Venus, and Neptune* What's up girls?
Dan and Adam : *growls* Back off pal! They're our goddesses! We are the only ones that
eye and flirt with them!
Adam : Venus and Mars, would you detransform and let me watch you transform back?
Dan : Hey Neptune too! And I get to watch too!
Sailor Neptune, Venus, and Mars : *they all blush* Umm ... we......
Sailor Moon and Chibi Moon : *detransform and start to transform back into Sailor
form* Hey look at us!
Sailor Mars : *shakes her head* Why must they always embarrass us and make us look
bad!
Sailor Jupiter : Those two are such Sailor sluts! *shakes her head*
Tuxedomask : I always knew you were and always will be a whore
Sailor Moon : I ain't no slut or whore!
Sailor Mini Moon : Me too!
Sailor Mercury : I think they prefer the term prostitute
Adam : I have to correct you on that ..... They prefer to be called two cent prostitutes
Dan : Arrgh! My eyes burn!
Sailor Neptune : You poor dear!
Adam : Mine too! Corporate censors! *claps hands*
*two corporate censor people come out and put potato sacks over Sailor Moon and Mini
Moon*
Sailor Venus and Mars : You all right Adam?
Sailor Moon : I thought that this was an uncensored interview?!?
Adam : but seeing you and Mini Moon naked goes way beyond our boundaries! That was
just sick! So we needed to censor you
The two censor people : Our eyes burn! The specially made darker sunglasses don't work!
Dan : Ok ...... Everyone is dieing to know who the real leader is of the Sailor Scouts. So
who is the real leader?
Sailor Moon : That is simple! It is me!
Sailor Mars : Yeah right! I�m the more determined and strongest!
Sailor Moon : Well I�m Princess Serena and have more power than you!
Sailor Venus : If it wasn�t for me protecting you .... you�d be nonexistent in the future!
Sailor Mercury : Well I�m the smartest and good at strategizing!
Sailor Jupiter : Well I deserve to lead!
Luna : Girls stop this!
Sailor Uranus : *laughs* Look at them argue.
Sailor Pluto : Yeah.
Sailor Neptune : *giggles a little* They�re so funny sometimes.
*All the other scouts glare at Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto*
Dan : Oh no! I think they�re going to blow! *notices Luna* Cat! *sneezes*
Adam : I think this is it for our interview with the Sailor Scouts. Excuse us as you save
our three Sailor Goddess. This is Adam and Dan signing off!
*Adam grabs Mars and Venus and Dan grabs Neptune. They run off out the exit to a safe
distance*