peice of paper* The cast of Pokemon. Aww crap! Who invited the twirps? I thought it
was Team Rocket?
Adam : We invited Brock and the other three twirps tagged along.
Dan : Oh. Well just some others to insult.
Adam : Well we have to seperate the twirps and Team Rocket......
Dan : So one of gets the �good side of the cast� Like Ash, Misty, Brock, Professor Oak,
Jennys, and Joys ........ and the other gets Team Rocket and Gary.
Adam : I guess so.
Dan : So one gets to insult the twirps and get flirting tips from Brock.
Adam : The other gets to flirt with Jessie and make fun of James.
Dan : So unfair!
Adam : So what is a logical way to decide this?
Dan : Paper, Rocks, Scissors?
Adam : Sounds good to me.
*they shake their fists. Adams hand shows scissors and Dan�s shows rock*
Dan : I win!
Adam : Aww crap!
Dan : Now which to choose?
Adam : Make up your mind! It ain�t that hard of a decision!
Dan : Don�t rush me!
Adam : I call the twirps then!
Dan : Hey I won the game!
Adam : Too bad! You had your chance!
*Adam and Dan walk into their sections of the seperated rooms*
Dan : Hello and nice to meet you all.
*Team Rocket storms in*
Jessie : Prepare for trouble!
James : And make it doubl....
Dan : *cuts him off* Save it for later!
Meowth : How dare you insult Team Rocket!
Dan : How about I have you tied up outside?
Meowth : Meowth! No!
Dan : Then quiet! Jessie and James, how do you guys put up with him?
James : He is the bosses pokemon so we have to put up with him.
Jessie : All we need is a bottle of asprin and some ointment for our cuts.
Dan : Oh.
James : Yeah.
*meanwhile in the other room*
Adam : Sorry for the delay getting here .... me and my partner had some creative
differences.
Ash : No problem.
Misty : Ash is always running late for something.
Brock : If he trained harder for the Pokemon League, he could�ve gotten farther.
Ash : Please don�t bring that up again. I worked so hard. *cries a little*
Adam : Stop crying sissy boy. Don't start crying cause I get enough of that outta Wah boy
in there.
Dan : *yelling from the other room* You ain't no prize yourself sunshine!
Adam : Why are you still obsessed that you lost?
Professor Oak : He should�ve trained harder and he would�ve had a shot.
*meanwhile in the other room*
Dan : So how is it working in Team Rocket?
Jessie : *looks at Giovanni and swallows hard* I wouldn�t trade it for any other job in the
world!
James : *looks very nervous* I love my job!
Meowth : They love it cause they work for me!
Giovanni : Why was I asked here?
Dan : I ask the questions around here hot shot!
*Jessie and James look at Dan then at Giovanni*
Dan : Anyways ....... Jessie is it true Myamoto was your mom?
Jessie : Yes she was.
Dan : Is it true she was a member of Team Rocket?
Jessie : Yeah *sighs*
Giovanni : Back when my mother Madam Boss was in charge.
*Dan shutters at the name Madam Boss*
Dan : What ever happened to Myamoto?
Jessie : Madam Boss sent her out to the mountains to catch the legenary Mew and she
never came back. *breaks down and cries* She never came home. I missed her so much.
All those therapy secessions I had to go through.
Giovanni : Team Rocket is a dangerous group of criminals. There is no room for wimps
not willing to risk their own lives.
Dan : *hands Jessie a tissue* There, there. *looks at Giovanni* Will you shut up?!?
You�re almost as annoying as that Ash kid and Adam!
Giovanni : I got to get out of here. I have a gym and an amusement park to run besides
my organization. You make no sense!
Dan : *blinks* I�m suppose to make sense? *blinks again*
Giovanni : Arrgh! *shakes his head and walks off*
*back in the other room*
Adam : *notices Tracey* Tracey what do you do? Like are you a breeder?
Tracey : No. I�m a Pokemon watcher.
Adam : *blinks* Pokemon watcher?
Tracey : Yeah I study pokemon from a far and draw sketches of some interesting one.
Adam : So let me get this straight ...... you are the one who fills the void for Brock?
Tracey : Yeah. I met them and joined after Brock left.
Adam : *blinks* That makes no sense.
Tracey : What�s that suppose to mean?
Adam : They left Brock a kick ass fun to be around guy who can breed pokemon for you
a stick in the mud pokemon sketcher.
Tracey : It�s Pokemon Watcher!
Adam : Yeah yeah. Whatever.
Ash : Brock actually left us for Professor Ivy.
Adam : He�s wise beyond his years.
Misty : He sorta reminds me of Brock.
Brock : Professor Ivy *acts like he is in a trance*
Adam : *snaps out of it* Who asked you two twirps. It was directed towards the other
twirp.
*meanwhile in the other room*
Dan : Gary how does it feel to be out done by Ash in the Pokemon League?
Gary : It doesn�t really bother me.
Gary�s Cheerleaders : Gary! Gary! He�s our man!
Dan : Why doesn�t it?
Gary : Ashy boy is a loser as we all know and plus too he had the easy bracket to go
through.
Gary�s Cheerleaders : Gary! Gary! He�s our man!
*in the other room*
Adam : Brock, how do you get all those women?
Brock : I just follow my simple technique as told in my book �Dating For Dummies�.
Adam : Not another book ..... but it sounds like something I would buy. Could you give
us some pointers?
Brock : Sure. *notices all of the Nurse Joys and officer Jennys and goes into a trance*
Adam : Yeah ..... I kinda forgot we invited them here. *goes into a trance like Brock*
Ash : Oh brother.
Misty : Here we go again. *sighs*
Brock and Adam : They are all so beautiful.
All the Nurse Joys : We thought there was a pokemon in destress here?
Brock : I�ll be your pokemon in destress any day if you want we too.
All the Officer Jennys : We thought there was a dangerous criminal on the loose?
Adam : I�ll be your criminal and we can play cops and robbers. You can cuff me anyday.
Brock : *snaps out of it* Hey they�re mine pal!
Adam : *snaps out of it* Well too bad. What you going to do about it?
Brock : I�ll do this! *pulls out a pokeball and throws it* Go Vulpix!
Ash : *blinks* What is this all over anyways?
Misty : *shrugs* Got me.
Guard : *catches the pokeball Brock threw before it hits* We have orders from Dan about
no pokebattles in this part of the building. It is not insured.
Adam : Ha ha! *makes a face at Brock*
Brock : *looks down* I don�t like this guy ....... he�s too much like me.
*in the other room*
Dan : *hears a whip crack* What was that? *looks around nervously*
Jessie : That whip reminded me of someone I met in the past.
James : *hides behind Jessie* If it is her ...... Keep her away!
Dan : *blinks* Who�s her?
Jessiebelle : *enters* Hello James darlin�!
Dan : Sweet mother of mercy! Not her! *hides behind Jessie*
Jessie : *looks behind her* Why are you guys hiding behind me?
James and Dan : Save us Jessie!
Jessiebelle : James darlin� it isn�t proper to hide from a lady. *drags him out from behind
Jessie*
James : Where�s a lady?
Jessie : *grabs James�s hands* Let go of my partner you Jezebelle!
Adam : *float in like he is in love* Did I hear the name Jessiebelle?
Dan : *glares at Adam* So you invited her?!?
Jessiebelle : Adam darlin� stop acting like that in front of a lady.
Adam : *stands by her in a trance* I love a girl with a southern accent.
Jessiebelle : *looks at Adam* You are not so bad yourself darlin�.
Dan : *hides James in a closet when Jessiebelle isn�t looking* Hey Jessiebelle ....
Jessiebelle : What darlin�?
Dan *cringes* Don�t call me that! *points behind her* James in hiding in the parking lot
outside*
Jessiebelle : oh ok.
Adam : Could you give me some private manner classes after the interview?
Jessiebelle : Why it�d be my pleasure.
Adam : Oh boy! Oh boy! *walks into the other room whistling a happy tune*
Jessiebelle : *walks outside* I�m going to go find him.
Dan : *lets James out of the closet* It�s safe.
James : That was so close.
Dan : Before we were so rudely interupted ..... Jessie do you dye your hair? Many people
think you do.
Jessie : I don�t *smacks him with a paper fan* Ask that again and I�ll dye you!
Dan : *holds the back of his head* Ow that hurt.
Jessie : *laughs a little* I don�t know my own strength.
James : Don�t worry ..... I get this all the time.
Dan : and that makes me feel more assured. Jessie how do you keep your hair in the curl
like that?
Jessie : I use hair spray.
Meowth : Twenty plus bottles of it at a time!
Jessie : *smacks Meowth with the paper fan* Shut your Meowth!
Dan : *blinks* Where does she get those things from?
James : *shrugs* I�m as clueless as you.
Jessie : *looks at the fan* not even I know that *chuckles a little*
Dan : Ok ....... Jessie and James are you guys just a Team or more than just a team?
James : *blushes a little* Just a team I think.
Jessie : Just a team of course! What are you thinking?
Dan : *holds a pic of them hugging real tight in front of them* I was just wondering.
Jessie : We are close friends ok.
Meowth : Yeah just �close friends�.
Jessie : I said shut your Meowth!
Dan : I think I�m starting to kinda like that cats personality.
Jessie : *rolls her eyes* Kinda figured that.
Dan : Jessie ..... how does it feel to be the only smart not so failing beautiful member of
Team Rocket?
Jessie : *blushes* Well it makes me feel a lot better knowing that. Thanks for the
compliment.
Dan : No problem. *looks at James* I have a question for you.
James : Shoot.
Dan : Why do you cross dress?
Jessie : *rolls her eyes* Oh brother you had to ask. I tell him to.
James : Jessie tells me to and I don�t disagree cause I don�t want to be in serious pain.
Dan : *blinks* ok .... I guess.
Adam : *peaks his head in again* ... right.
Jessie : You doubt me?
Adam : What do you think?
Jessie : *hits him with a mallet and put Adam in a dress* There! See!
Adam : *looks at the dress* I feel so violated*
Dan : *laughs* This is so entertaining!
*Jessie and Adam glare at Dan*
Jessie : You want to end up in a dress too?
Dan : I think I�ll pass.
Adam : Well I wouldn�t be laughing if I was you Dan-cer.
Dan : *blinks* Don�t you have an interview to do in the other room?
Adam : Oh yeah *looks at Gary�s cheerleaders* Man they�re hot too.
Gary�s cheerleaders : *all of them blush and try to make it sound like a cheer* Why thank
you!
Jessie : Other room?
James : There�s another interview?
Dan : Uh oh! Slipped yet again!
*in the other room*
Ash : I wonder where he went?
Misty : I�m thinking he�s weirder than Brock.
Brock : I�m not weird. Atleast I don�t have a crush on Ash *makes a face*
Tracey : Hey that was not funny!
Brock : Not you! I meant that towards Misty!
Misty : I do not like Ash! I am not his girl friend.
Adam : *walks in* Sure Misty.
Misty : *looks freaked out* I was right! He is!
Brock : *looks at Adam* That is really disturbing!
Ash : *looks disgusted* I agree Brock.
Tracey : *blinks* Is he related to James?
Adam : Shut up you twirps!
Brock : I speak for all of us. Why should we?
Adam : *looks at Misty* Cause she looks like a boy and acts like one. *looks at Tracey*
He�s a sissy boy and sounds like a girl. *shows a picture to Ash when he cross dressed*
How you feel now Ashley? *shows Brock a picture of him dressed up like a house wife*
Got any chores to finish miss?
Brock : I see the light now. He has a perfectly good point.
Ash : Yeah he does. That was so embarassing.
*Team Rocket is peering in watching the interview*
Dan : *whispers* I hope you guys don�t plan to do anything drastic.
Jessie : There�s the twirps just sitting there! *notices the Pikachu* There it is!
James : We must catch that Pikachu.
Meowth : Then I�ll be the bosses favorite once again!
Jessie and James : Shut your Meowth!
Meowth : *falls back* Meowth!
Dan : Oy vey!
Tracey : So it isn�t reason for me to shut up about this.
Misty : yeah I don�t have to shut up.
Adam : If they don�t shut up ..... the pictures will be shown and posted everywhere. So I
advise you two to control your women.
Misty and Tracey : We aren�t their women!!!
Ash : Quiet Misty!
Brock : Shut your hole Tracey!
Adam : *decides to start more trouble* Whatever happened to your bike Misty?
Misty : Hey! That�s right! You still owe me a bike Ash!
Ash : Oh no! Why�d you remind her!
Adam : *laughs* Consider yourselves warned.
Pikachu : *looks around* Pika ..... chu?
Adam : *looks at Pikachu* Now what is this a mutated rat?
Ash : No that�s my pokemon Pikachu
Pikachu : *glares at Adam and is offended by being called a rat and his cheeks emit
sparks* Pika!
Ash : Uh oh!
Adam : *blinks* What�s wrong with it?
Ash : It�s mad.
Pikachu : *thundershocks Adam* Pikachuuuuuuuu!
Adam : *looks black and coughs up smoke* Ouch! That rat packs a punch.
Pikachu : chu! *bites Adam�s leg*
Adam : *kicks Pikachu off* Ow! It could have rabies!
Professor Oak : Pokemon don�t have rabies.
Adam : How do you know you quack?
Professor Oak : I am the highest authority on Pokemon!
Adam : You�re still a quack! *makes a face*
*the light go dim and a bright spotlight appears on the doorway*
Jessie : *steps in the room* Prepare for trouble!
James : *steps in* And make it double!
Jessie : To protect the world from devastation!
James : To unite all people within our nation!
Jessie : To denounce the evil. .......
Misty : *interupts Jessie* To denounce the evils of truth and love ...... We know the
whole bit already so shut up. Boy can�t you bee more original and come up with anything
more original?
Dan : *appears in the doorway* Misty you bitch! How dare you interupt Jessie! You are
really rude.
Misty : Bite me.
Dan : *makes a face at her* Looks like god already did enough damage to you.
Ash : That was harsh. What are you after now Team Rocket?
Jessie : We want that Pikachu!
Meowth : So hand him over!
James : We�ll succeed this time!
Dan : I love being harsh. and one more thing Ashley .... I mean Ash ...... me and Adam
ask the questions around here twirp!
Brock : I got to get back to Professor Ivy�s place ....... I have to make dinner! Good luck
you guys!
Adam : Brock one last quick question .....
Brock : Yeah?
Adam : How�d you put up with Ash and Misty all that time?
Brock : That�s easy! I let Ash and Misty pick up the tab for everything ....... and ear plugs
are one of the greatest inventions.
Adam : Oh ........ cool
Brock : See ya guys!
Adam : See ya!
Dan : Bye Brock!
Ash : Man ..... he�s the only help I had.
Misty and Tracey : Hey we helped!
Ash : Oh yeah .... forgot about you two.
Jessie : Hey! What about us! We helped you a few times!
James : Yeah it is true!
Meowth : Helping you damaged our reputation!
Ash : You guys caused more headaches then helping us!
Dan : *thwaps him with a paper fan* That is rude you little twirp! Show respect cause
they are older than you and much more better than you! *looks at the fan* I am starting to
like this ability to pull there things outta nowhere!
Adam : *laughs* Gotta love that! Hey Misty do you like Ash?
Misty : I sorta use too *turns red and mumbles* but I sorta now like that Dan guy.
Ash : What?
Dan : *looks around* Someone said my name?
Adam : *laughs* You guys would make the greatest couple
Dan : Huh? Wha?
Misty : He�s so cute.
Dan : *hides behind Jessie* She�s scaring me!
Jessie : Now for that Pikachu! *presses a button and a net falls on Tracey, Ash, Misty,
and Professor Oak*
Pikachu : *looks at the netted Ash* Pi pi pi!
James : We have you now Pikachu!
Pikachu : *uses thundershock and it hits Professor Oak, Ash, Tracey, James, and
Meowth* Chuuuu!!!
Ash : Pikachu ...... next time watch your aim.
Dan : Jessie ..... please give it a rest ....... you are here to be interviewed ..... don�t worry
about Pikachu.
Jessie : Oh all right ..... just this once.
Pikachu : *thunderbolts James and Meowth* Pikaaachuuuu!
James and Meowth : *go through the ceiling* Looks like Team Rocket�s blastin� off
again! *they fade out of sight*
Jessiebelle : *storms in staring at Dan* He isn�t out there darlin�
Adam : What�s wrong? Our special manners class after the interview is still up right?
Dan : My bad. And don�t call me darlin�!
Jessiebelle : Of course darlin�! He just tricked me. *points to Dan*
Dan : I did not *acts shocked to be accused of such a thing*
Adam : You�ll pay my friend just you wait ....... I�ll get you back! Wait ..... Hey Misty ... I
heard Dan talking about hom much he likes you.
Dan : I was not .... I was talking about how much I like Jessie *covers his mouth* Said
too much.
Jessie : He did not!
Adam : Sure he didn�t. Get him Misty!
Misty : Come here Dan! I want a hug!
Dan : No!!! *grabs Jessie by the arm and runs off* Bye all!
Jessie : *running off* See ya all! Hurry Dan she�s right behind us!
Misty : Bye guys! Hey wait up you two! I could go faster if I had my bike!
Adam : *laughs evilly* Told him. *looks at Jessiebelle, the Nurse Joys, Officer Jennys,
and Gary�s Cheerleaders* How about we go back to my place ladies? *winks*
All of them : Sure!
Adam : I call Gary�s car!
Gary : Hey wait a second!
Adam : Give me the keys!
Gary : No!
Adam : *ties Gary up and takes the keys* Ok come on girls! The others ride with one of
the Jennys! *the all get in the cars and leaves*
Ash : *looks at Professor Oak, Tracey, then at the tied up Gary* Guess it�s just us?
Professor Oak : Gee ..... I�d love to stay here longer but look at the time ....
Gary : My car *pouts a little*
Professor Oak : *hops in his car car with Gary and drives off*
Tracey : Guess it�s just you and me Ash *winks*
Ash : Eep! *shivers*