Adam:: Hello and welcome to another Interview with myself and that Khakki's of men, Dan.
Dan:: Feh, Yea, Today we interview, is with the Poke'mon Rip off. Digimon
Adam:: Feh, yourself, and Digimon came befor Poke'mon.,well today, we'll interveiw, them alittle diffrent one at a time., well lets send in the first guest , Tai
(Tai walks in waveing and grinning)
Dan:: This aint the Mr. Congeniality Contest..
Adam:: Yea Tai, you do look Pretty gay, doing that, and One uy Negacreep is enough,
Tai:: Sorry...(sit's down on the Beanbag chair)
Adam:: So Tai, Please Do me a favor, explain why you aint got no Fling with Mimi,
Tai:: Uhh, Honestly, I just dont like her, I mean sure when we were Younger she was okay. but now she's Just Conseited since she moved to New York.
Dan:: Oy.. Okay. Now, Tai , Real Question. Why in the world Did you even goto Summer Camp?
Tai:: Parents...,whatelse? I mean I wanted to goto Soccer Camp But Noooooo!. I had to goto Boring ol' Summer camp.
Adam:: Okay, Enough Whineing. Send in the Next Guest!
Dan:: THe Next Guest, is , Well, The Most Boaring Person, but I guess he's gotta be a part of this. Izzy.
(Izzy walks in head buried in a Book)
Adam::Welcome Izzy, Uhh you need to lose the Book ,sorry but we have a No Book Polocie
Izzy:: Mhhm, Can we get this Done already?(doesent even look up from his book)
Dan::(groans) GUARD!
Guard::(Grabs the book throws it to the ground and Proceeds to stomp on it then grabs his gun and Blows it apart)
Adam::Thankyou. Now Izzy. What is it with you? I mean all you ever do is Read or Play on that Macand Trash.
Izzy:: Thats Quite Simple if you Look at it. I have Nothing Better to do, I mean you got this Sad excuse for a Leader. (he points to Tai) then you got a Concited little Girl that cares more about her hair than her Digimon.
Adam:: Okay. well Izzy Tai. I must know. Whyed you have to kill Myotesmon? He was a good Guy, so he wanted to take over the World theres nothing wrong with that.
Tai::He wanted to Kill All humans!,You wanted us to Just let that happen?!
Dan::Surely He didnt want to Kill all ,Maybe the Dumbass'es ,I'd Say he would Rate them. If you were Cool you'd Live .if you wernt So bad So Sad
Tai::if that was True I surely Would surivive Joe, Mimi, Sora, and Izzy would be Gown.
Adam::(Groans) Just Keep Telling yourself That Tai. Just keep telling yourself that
Dan::Can we Bring in our Next Guest yet?
Adam::Actually Yes., Our Next Guess is well, Actually Kinda Damn Cute, you Call her Sora but I'll Call her Babe.
(Sora walks in Casually and Sits down Imbetween Izzy and Tai) Let me guess the First Question is Why in the Name Of God Would I hang out with These Loser's?
Dan::(blinks) Actually Yes.
Sora:: Well First off Tai Owes me Money , Izzy's My Comic Relife Its just Fun to Point and laugh at Him, Mimi I could Careless if She Fell off a Bridge Note to self Push Mimi of a bridge, T.K. and Matt, They Fight all the Time so thats Kind of Funny
Adam:: Well Sora, We Know everyone wants to Push Mimi off a Bridge but Matts cool with me anyhow I must know Mimi's Digimon whats that things Name again?
Sora::Palmon? yea what about her?
Adam::All I have to say about her is. It's Four Nineteen got a Minute?
Sora::Oh OH OHH! (She tosses him a small sack with some Papers) there ya go meet me out back and We'll Hit that cool?
Adam::Works for me. (Pockets the sack and papers)
Dan:: Hey. What was that?
Adam::Just a Small Kick Back, Hey Take over for about five Me and Sora have to Talk. (Gets up and walks out with Sora)
Dan::(groans) Wait! You mean i have to Interview Prissy Girl Alone?!GAH! ,(Says Flatly)Our Next Guest Is Mimi.
Mimi::(Walks in Complaining) I Said Ham! Not Honey cut Ham!
Dan(And Tai And Izzy):: SHUT UP!
Dan::Anyways.... only question I have to Ask is. Why are you such a Bitch?
Mimi::No one! Can Do Nothing Right! So I have to Keep Telling them I mean Look at my Dress! I said Red and they Gave me Pink!
Gaurd::(Fires a Tranqualizer dart into Her Neck)
Mimi::Huh?! (She falls over Knocked out)
Dan::Remind me to give that guard a Raise. Next is Matt and T.K.
T.K.::(Walks in alone)
Dan::Uhh, Wheres Matt?
T.K.:: "Talking" with Sora And Adam
Dan::Oh.....So T.K. doesent it Get annoying Beiing with the Same People Day in and Day out?
T.K.::Annoying aint the word....sometimes I wish Patamon Would Digivolve then just beat all their Asses.
Dan::I Like This kid, anyways Next is Joe!I Like Joe Because he Worries More than I do.
(Adam , Matt and Sora stumble in laughing) Adam:: (Says half Whispering half laughing) I,I see Dead people
Joe::(Walks in) God, Sora ,Matt and Your Co-Host are stone?! Jesus F,ing, CHRIST!,To answer your Question Dan, I hate them All. (Walks out)
Dan::(eyes Water) He is My Idol.hmm, But This is a Fun Time. so (grabs his Cell Phone and Dials it Rather Fast) yo He's here!
Adam::(Still Laughing stareing at a Coin) W,Who was that Dan?!
Dan::Avery. Adam, I called Avery.
Adam::Cool! I called Tracy!
Dan::Why? , but since your Stoned I'll ask whos left.... Okay. Who do yall Feel should Be the Leader?
Tai::Hey! Thats Non Desputeible! its me.
Izzy::I Disagree I believe it should be me.
Adam::(Yells) MUTINEY! MUTINEY!
Tracy::(Runs in) HI DAN!
Dan::Erm, Crapola! (gets up) Thanks for Tuneing in! BYE! (Runs out)
Avery::Appeares Cracking her whip Looking at Adam) Hii There Deary!
Adam::HIIIII (He Pulls her into a Inhuman hug)
Avery::It aint No Fun if they Dont Resist! (She Disappeares)
Adam::did I Miss something? (Shrugs and Walks out waveing)
Sora::(Starts to walk away looks at a Guard) Clean her. (points to Mimi)
Guard::(Nods and Pumps her Full of Lead)
Sora and Matt and T.K.::(Walks out Whistleing Leaveing Tai and Izzy Argueing)