| Hello and Welcome to My and Dan's Lovely Aboad THe Factory! Thats Right this is where the Magic Happen's Well Anyhow Today is Very Speacial. Yes, We are haveing a Behind the Scenes look at How we make our Interviews. Now, To Start out we would Like to show you some Out Take's, Blooper's if you will. (Flashes back to The Sailor Moon Interview) Okay Now Dan will be in Neptune's Lap, me in Venus's Serena:: Adam, I dont understand this part of the Script, Why would Dairen Ever want to Break up with me?! **whines** I've Explained it Ten Time's Already. he was Stoned, he didnt know what the Hell was going on. But He'd Never Break up with me **whines more** We Are Destined To be together! OKay, **hands a Guard some Money** Listen that's a Postrami On Ryi, a Coke, and A Choclate Num num Bar,. Can you Remeber that for god Sakes?! **looks at the Gaurd**Yea and Dont forget the Five Cheese Burger's a Vanalla Shake, and a Nutrigrane Bar. I'm Starveing! Rei::Okay, Adam, let me get this Right, I Bash Serena , then you go out with me? Yep. After Bashing Serena, she and Rini Makes Compleat Ass's outta themselves. Ami:: When is that Diffrent from any other Day? Rini::Hey! , I Dont Make a Ass outta myself!, Darien! Darien:: Huh what? ,cant you see I'm Playing Cards with Dan here? (Rini keeps Whineing as they continue their game) Okay Mina, remeber , you are the Most Beautiful Senshi, you will never be Beat, we all, think you should be the leader. Mina:: Okay, But, My Theripist said that to much Vannity is bad... (Anounncer ) Five seconds till we start! Greatings and Sal, wait what is that word, Someone Messed up on the Q-Cards, whoever it Was. your FIRED! **blinks** Erm, Anyways. Where the Hell Is My Lunch!? (Ami sits there Reading and drops her book as she bends over to pick it up Dan catches a Nice Glimpse) There, there, there IS A GOD! **he Runs over and whispers to Adam what he saw** What?! NO!!!!!, She was Wearing a Blue Skimpy thong and I Missed it?! **bawls**Wait!, Idea! **takes out a Quarter and Tosses it infront of Ami** Ami, erm, you Dropped a Quarter : Huh? Oh, That isent Mine. Hey A Quarter! **She bends over to pick it up** **watches and Nose bleeds as he falls over Twitching** (Fades back into the Present) Man That was Awsome I Swear! Yea, I Mean, but we were an Inch From a Lawsuit. Serena wouldent Have Pressed Charges. No Dolt, I'm Talkng about the Gaurd's. oh... Owell, Back to the Bloopers. (flashes back to The Villain's Interview) **hands Avery some Money** Theres Two Hundred, Remeber, make sure to Give him the Beating of his Life. Avery:: oh, Dont Worry, I will. He will Feel my Whip.. So Rubeous, How do you Do It, I mean Get Four Women in bed all at once? Well, I Didnt exactly, I Got Birdy, Catsy, and Prisma, But I think Avery is a Boy **laughs** Hold Up!, Let me see that Script again! **hands Rubeous the Script** Man this is what now?, The Umpteenth Time? **reads the script** Okay so When you ask about them I say "I got Catsy, Prisma,Birdy, and That Not Avery is a Dominatrix , Okay Got it. (**flashes to Keorinight and Tomoe**) Well Tomoe I must ask I mean Are yall? Tomoe::Married? No Sexually Active, **blinks then falls over laughing**h,Hold On I , Im sorry My Bad, le,lets Try this again, Cut Cut! (Adam Questions Tomoe take nine thousand Six hundred and five) Tomoe I Must Ask, are you and Her you know? Tomoe::Sexually Active? No Married (**the Whole Crew stands up and Applaudes** ) (**flash forward to Present**) **sits in his Chair in a Robe** Well, Those were the Casualtys of the Villians now Next SLIDE Dan-cer! **glares at him** when Can I Narrerate? When I get Tired (**flash back to the Cast of Poke'mon Interview**) Now Jessie, I hear you'r Single?, How bout a Date? Psst. Dan thats James you'r talking to James Are you sure? He's Got Purple Hair. AHHHHH CRAPOLA! James::so what time will you pick me up? NEVER! READ THE DAMN SCRIPT! (**flashes to Adam talking to Ash Misty Brock and Tracy**) Okay. So **notices Tracy** Tracy ,like what are you? a Poke'mon Breeder? Tracy::No I A Poke'mon Watcher. I Catch Poke'mon and Put my Bootlegged "Roarex'es" on them, I Bootleg everything from "PuuBoo" to "Addidass" **blinks then laughs** Wa,wait Let me get this right? you force Poke'mon to Wear your Crappy Merchandize? Tracy::Bango Bub I Like this Guy! (**flashes to Dan talking to Gary**) Gary How does it feel to be out done by Ash in the Poke'mon Legue? Gary::THAT Little Fag Boy Beat me How the Hell do you think I feel?! Those Challenges Are Rigged! I Had Him Beat!, You **points to one of his Cheerleaders** Your Fired! **She Runs out Crying** Oukey, I, am Not even going to Respond to that..... Gary::Good Idea. **pulls the page forward**Click here....**Strains** |
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