| Cowboy Bebop Interview Amanda: *picks her head up off the desk, a trail of drool connects it to her mouth* Amanda: Bored...So bored... Adam:**sitting in a chair half asleep**Damn Japan....Make me go here just for being late getting back from lunch?.... Amanda: You got off easy. *chuckles* Last time I did that I had a week's suspension. Adam::I really dispise Japan now... back in the states I call the shots but here....man.. Amanda: Uuugh...*Whipes her mouth* Ewww...Huh? Oh, yeah. Adam:Not the brightest bulb in the pack are ya? Amanda: Silly, I'm not a lightbub! I'm a person. *Though she wasn't the smartest one, she did have a pretty face and big boobs which compensated for her lack of brains* Amanda: *Whipspers* Dude...let's bust outta this joint... Amanda: We'll get past Tulpa brains over there, waltz through Tokyo, and make our way back to the states! *Giggles* Fool-proof! Adam:**sweatdrops some**You know...usally Im hitting on anything like you, but....You got a good plan not much of a nack for useing your melon but a plan none the less. Amanda: *Grins* Yey! Amanda: *Pouts* oh...how do we ditch the prison guard? Adam:Leave that to me. Being a natural bad boy I can not only use my superior Intelect to fool even einstiene but I can also bag any girl I put my mind too! Amanda: *Didn't really catch anything that he was saying but smiled and nodded anyway* Adam: Okay listen . sit back Relax and watch the master do his thing. Amanda: *leans back* Mmkay! Adam:**pushes back hair then casually strolls to the desk while tulpa isent looking and takes the Doughnut from it then walks back over and sits by her dropping it out the window**there. Amanda: *Grins widely and looks at him with her big pretty eyes* you're so impetuous! *has no clue what she ment but she knew she sounded smart* Adam:I know Im out going. But anyhow wait for it... wait for it..... **watches as tulpa turns around to look for his doughnut**NOW! **grabs her arm jumping up and jets out** Amanda: *Dragged behind* Adam: stick with me. and you'll get places in life. **Stops running and lets go**you got any Yen to pay for acouple tickets? Amanda: Hmmm...Well I got my...seacret stash...*Pulls a wad of yen out of her bra and hands it to him* I'd tell you how much it is, but frankly, I can't count too well. Adam:**Counts it**eh dont worry if its not enough I can always sell you as a sexslave for the rest. Amanda: Oh, okay ^.^;; Amanda: *Does the smiling and nodding thing* Adam:wait...shouldent you have slapped me for that? **blinks** Amanda: Wait...What?...*long pause* ...YOU JERK! *Slaps him* Adam:**steps back**ow....okay now that thats outta the way... lets go eh? Amanda: For sure! Adam: right. **pushes the door open and steps out holding it for her**hurry already. Amanda: Walks through the door and squints her eyes:: Ack...bright sun. Amanda: *stops and stands there waiting for the next instruction* Adam: uhh...Walk?....aint gotta wait for my every whim. Amanda: Oh...right. ::Walks:: Adam:**fallows**well then. get back to the states and go back to my Factory. Amanda: *looks impressed* Wow, you gotta factory? Adam::yeah, Me and my friend we bought it a a Auction for about a buck, then we started doing Interviews their its pretty cool Interviews? what type of-- Ein: *Whimpers at Amanda's feet* Adam::**blinks**uhh...I think your on its tail... Amanda: *looks down, stepping off of it's tail* Ooohhh! Isn't it just the cutest thing? *kneels down and talks baby talk to it, scratching it's ears* Ein: *Does the foot thing* Adam::**Sweatdrops**I.....think... I picked up someone actually more brain dead than Mihoshi... Amanda: Oh hush, kiddo. What's yer name, anyway? Adam::Alotta girls call me "god" but I go by the tune of Adam. Amanda: God? Oh I'm sure it's only in your dreams. *Grins widely* Amanda: I'm Amanda. Call me 'Manda...or whatever... Ein: *bites Amanda's pantleg and tugs* Adam::thats cold but actually no. trust me ask Any girl that has ever been on my show and they'll tell ya **smirks** Amanda: ...What is it, boy? Adam, I think he's trying to tell us something. Adam::**blinks**Timmys stuck in the well?! Wait... a Really Beautiful girl is sitting alone somewhere!? Lead us to her go on boy! *Barks and jogs off, running with his pudgey little legs* Amanda: *Follows* Adam::**Whistles to himself and follows** Ein: *Takes them down an alley to where Jet and Ed are found, Ed is clinging to Jet's neck and Jet seems to almost be in tears* Ed:Jet Person! wheres FayeFaye and Spike Person!? Adam::**Slides to a stop**Oh...crap..I thouht that dog looked familar. Amanda you realize who we're in the presence of?! Jet: Why me...? Why oh why is it always me? Oh...I don't know, Ed...Probably either back at the ship, in a bar somewhere, or dead. Amanda: Ummm...a dude with a funky beard and a cute little boy? Amanda: Oh wait! I saw them on tv! Amanda: *Runs up to them and pulls out a notebook* Can I have your autographs?!? Adam::**Sweatdrops**first part yes. second part a cute little girl.. Its the two of the cast of cowboy Bebop! **runs up slideing to a stop infront of them**Jet Black! Im sorry mr.Black! I really am, Shes kinda a Ditz Im Adam, Im a Journalist! its such a great honor to meet you! Jet: *Looks up at Adam* Ok, ok...who sent you?!? Adam::No one man! we're just cutting outta detention early! Amanda: *Jumps up and down* Interview interview! Oh please oh pelase oh please let me help! Adam:er....anyhow Yeah! Could we get a interview offya and Spike, and Faye!? Amanda: *Clings to him around his neck* Oh thank you thank you thank you! *Kisses his cheek* Jet: Ummm...alright then...They're most likely back at the ship. Adam::erg..I hope your not expecting a salory.. the Ship?! The Bebop?! Awsome! Hey listen we kinda have no Cash think we can also score a ride to the states?! Jet: Eh...I guess it could be arranged. Anything to get this girl OFF of me for a few seconds...*He glared at Ed* Adam::eh Dont worry, shes good with Kids! **points at Amanda then says so only jet can hear**they have the same I.Q..... Amanda: *looks at Ed* Ooo...*Pokes her* Ed::Spppoooookey! **pokes back** Jet: It's settled then! *stands up* Amanda: *giggles* Adam::Oh Straight Up! **pulls Amanda away**later , Now we get that Interview and a Ride back to the Factory! Amanda: Oh! Ok! *follows along* Adam:So how long a walk to the ship Jet? Jet: Not far. It's up at the next port... **irises out then irises in as Adam, Jet, Ed, Amanda get to the Bebop to see Faye and Spike doing their Normal Routine smokeing and playing cards** Faye: *Puts down a royal flush* HAH! Take it off! Faye: *suddenly looks to the door* ..eh? Spike::Damn....**drops down his Straight Royal Flush**To bad....it doesent beat that Faye.Adam::**has already done his thing now sitting by Faye head in her lap**Oh my Goddess of Goddesses! I finally meet you! Faye: Heh...I'm not taking my shirt off infront of THIS guy...O.o;; Adam::Dont worry I dont mind! **wide grin** Spike::....I didnt even know guys found her attractive did you Jet?... **blinks** Jet: Hell no...There must be something wrong with this one. Faye: HEY CUT IT OUT I'M RIGHT HERE! Spike::thought so... Adam::Can I cut it off?! Amanda: *Steps in* Ooo...perdy... Spike::definately something wrong with this kid... Amanda: *sits on the card table* Spike::er, Hey! we're in the middle of something here mind moveing!? Faye: Heh...*Looks to Spike and talks through her teeth* get him offa meee... Amanda: *Smiles and nods* Amanda: *takes his cigarette* heeey...isn't this bad for you? Adam::oyeah my babe of Babedom , How rude I didnt introduce myself. Im Adam. this is my Co-worker Amanda, Jet said it'll be fine for us to do a interview of you on the way back to our home in the states! Spike::Nope. **takes it back** Amanda: Ooo can I have one then? Faye: *looks at Jet* You WHAT?!? Spike::**points at Faye**Get one offa her---**eyes snap to Jet**WHA!? Jet: Hey, it was the only way I could keep the lich occupyed for a while! Amanda: *steals a cigarette from Faye while she isn't looking* Amanda: Hey Spike, how do ya turn it on? Spike::....You Light it... Amanda: Yes, I knew that. Gotta light? Ed::**already on her Computer**Mirror mirror on the wall. show the password next to fall! Faye: Hey Spike, she's yer type. Big boobs and she doesn't have an attitude. Amanda: *Takes Spike's cigarette and lights hers with it, then goes next to Ed* Ooo...Perdy... Spike::and hes your type... driven by hormenes...yall make a lovely couple together... Faye: Watch it, Spike. Jet: Anyway...How about those questions? Spike::heh..yeah...its better than playing cards with this cheater get on with it. Adam::Okay! I'll take first one! First ones for you Faye! Can I sleep in your room with you tonight!? Amanda: *puffs the cigarette awquardly* What do I do? Faye: First answer! No! Adam::Okay..I'll ask again later. Jet! comeing your way!, Why are -You- always stuck with Ed? and Never Spike or Faye? Jet: They always talk me into it! Plus...I sorta *Coughs and mumbles* like the child... Amanda: Ooo! Me next, me next! Spike, how do you get your hair like that? It's so puffy! Anthrosnake: Spike:**eyes narrow slightly**its not Puffy...I just forget to comb it sometimes... Ed::**now hugging Jets Neck**My Papa! Amanda: Hehe...Oh, and can I touch it? *Pokes the matted hair on his head* Jet: Heh...right...-.-; Adam:My Turn! Faye! your turn again! how Big are they?! Faye: WHAT?!? Adam::C'mon! you cant hide the truth from the press! Faye: *Crosses her arms over her chest* oh yes I can! Amanda: *Stares blankly at Ed's computer screen* Spike:**is now laughing** Faye: Oh quiet, Spike! I've got dirt on you that I'll reveil to the press if you push me! Adam::You Said the Magic Word! **now standing notepad and pen out** Adam::Start speaking Faye! Faye: Well he has a sma--*Whispers the rest* Adam::**laughs and starts jotting this all down**I Knew it! Yall Do! Oh this Is AWSOME! Spike::What the Hell you tell him Faye?! Faye: Oh, nothing ^.^...Don't MAKE me tell him about the soda fight... Ed::Soda fight! Spooookey! Spike::erg... Faye....What Soda fight? **blinks scratching his head** Faye: Or the time I got the bullet would in my thigh and you had to--::Catches herself:: Heh. Adam::Is now jotting this ALL down pretty much thinking up what the rest is and going with that** Adam::**eyes Snap over to Jet**Your turn! Jet: Wha? Adam:: All of the Loyal Bebop fans must know.. are you and Faye you know... a couple? Spike::**falls over laughing**Yeah Jet! Do Tell! Jet: ME and FAYE?!? That...that...medusa-woman?!? HELL NO! Faye: What?!? Me and weirdo beard over here?!? Amanda: *Chuckles* Aw...they're both blushing... Fay & Jet: *Flushed with rage* Adam:Anyhow.. **jots more down "altering it just a tad** Faye! Two question Double! One! Why do you always wear a robe when running out of the bathroom to yell at Jet and Two. can I get you in that robe now and Hopefully outta it after the Interview? Faye: *Vain pops out* THAT'S NOT OF YOUR BUISNESS!!! Amanda: uuuhhhmmm....Are ALL of the interviews gonna be like this, Adam? Adam::I'll take that as a Sure.by the way that was off the record Grins**If theres a cute girl yes Amanda. Amanda: Oh, well I suppose that it'll be like this every time, then. *Smiles* Spike::**looks at Jet**Cute?..... **is now laughing** Jet: *Laughs* That woman? Cute? I think he has a screw loose, Spike. Spike::he must. **laughs more** Adam::**eyes snap over back to Jet**Jet your Daily Double! First off. You and that girl. now she cant be more than fifteen or even hell my Age. But.. Seriously did you Boink her? Amanda: *Hops on Spike's back, causing him to choke on the cigarette* Spike::**Coughs throwing her back off**Stay off! Jet: Can you get any more ANNOYING? Of Course not! That's just ... wrong! Adam::You even said so yourself! your Young enough to be her boyfriend! Speak the Truth Bio-arm! Jet: Well I may be young enough...*handsome grin*... But I sure as hell wouldn't date that monstrosity. Adam::**jots it down**Now Second Question.... Did you know Spike use to be In a gang. that Killed a good Number of your Cop friends? Spike:: Erg.... Faye: *To spike* Remind me never to agree to anything like this ever again...and also remind me to tourch some of Jet's bonzais for payback... Spike::I'll help... Adam: Well.. Im outta Questions for the moment... Amanda. you take over with the Q and A! **lies back head comfortably on Fayes Stomach** Jet: *groans* I'll take Ed over this any day... Faye: *pushes him off* Adam::**blinks and lies back** Amanda: Ed! Will you be my boyfriend? Ed::Spoookey! Ed No Boy! Ed A Girl! Faye: *Flicks cigarette ashes onto his face* Adam::**just smiles not even really careing** Amanda: X.x; Doh! I knew that...>.>...<.<... Amanda: Spike! What do you eat on this god-forsaken pile of scrap metal? Amanda: Besides Faye, of course... Spike: we have a Tendency to eat Meat Suprise without the meat **glares at Jet**Faye likes Dog food... erg... What?! Faye: Would you mind removing yourself from my lap?!? Adam::Yep. Amanda: Oh nothing! Next question... Did you really die? Spike::Do I LOOK dead? Came close manytimes though... Amanda: Yes, actually. Your eyes are a bit off and you've got bags under 'em and your skin is looking frightfully pale. Spike::I dont get sun much, and my eyes are diffrent colors because my right eye sees the past and left one sees the present. Amanda: Spooookeeeey... Ed::**now biteing and shakeing Amandas arm growling** Amanda: *Giggles* That tickles! Amanda: *bites back* Mwahahahahar! Adam::Oh! OH! I gotta question a good one at that! Jet! This is for you! Is Faye into Bondage? she seems to love being Tied, Handcuffed, Chained What not. Jet: Umm...Why is that question directed to me? Adam::because Your Usally the one doing it! Adam::you hand cuffed her to the toilet the first day, tied her the second time. Jet: *Turns an awkquard shade of purple* Adam::well?@! Jet: I don't know! Ask the wench! Adam::good call! **jots it down then looks up at Faye**Faye! Can I Tie you up later?! **grins** Faye: Only if you gag me then blow my brains out. Adam::that can be Arranged! **tottally mistakeing that** Faye: Ugh...*Rolls her eyes* Amanda: So Spike...Who is this Juuulia girl? Spike::.....No one of any real importance... she and I just went along time back we're a old time friend. I just want to find her again.... Amanda: Ooo...I can feel the heat! Spike::Aint we over America yet?! Jet: I hope so...Who's driving? Ed::**at the controls**Spooooookey! erg.. **now up**I think I see the Factory! **points out the window**The factory! We're home! the States! Spike::**now up and grabs Amanda and Adam**open the Hatch! we're dropping these two off!**irises out then back in at the Factory** Adam: Great to be home! Amanda: Kinda Homely more like it..... Seeya Interview cowboy... |