| ODE TO ASTROLOGY |
of how I came to be completely and totally obsessed with astrology I read my horoscope all the time But it was ALWAYS wrong So I quit reading those horoscopes before too very long I got a program for my 'pute and read it every day Its never so general as the newspaper It's accurate I would say I soon learned through exploration That my sun sign is in Gem I have a Leo rising and moon Leo Saturn I must condemn It claims I take things too serious That I need to lighten up a bit and also when I dont get my way I pitch a friggon fit My Venus and Mars are both in Aries I really dig those two adding love and anger into everything I do Im mostly full of fire fixed in nature so it seems My Neptunes in Sagittarius Neptunes very good with dreams But, Alas, I have a temper From all the fire in my chart and all the friggon gemmie signs make me seem like a tart My major planetary aspect is trine Thats really great I guess Since the rest of my friggon chart appears to be a mess Retrogrades all over the place Damn afflictions everywhere Im really glad I lack in water Coz life just wouldnt be fair My Jupiter is in the sign of Gemini adding an amount of luck To the flighty sign of Gem which doesnt give a fuck Im masculine in nature and that makes alot of sense with all the manly influence there no wonder I'm so dense Uranus in Scorpio, Pluto in Libra It goes on and on If I read my whole damn chart to you you'd be reading this till dawn SO you see Ive learned alot about My inconsistencies I am the psychotic that I am because of Astrology BACK TO POEMS |